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ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:21 pm Post subject: 2010

Hier die Termine für den die nächsten Jahre.
(Here are the dates of Rose Monday Carnival for the next few years!)

Rosenmontag 2010 : 15. Februar So Wed 10th to Wed 17th Feb

Rosenmontag 2011 : 7. März (extrem lang)
extremely late... oooo tropical rig in 2011!!! woohoo....

Rosenmontag 2012 : 20. Februar

Rosenmontag 2013 : 11. Februar

Rosenmontag 2014 : 3. März

Rosenmontag 2015 : 16. Februar

Rosenmontag 2016 : 8. Februar

Book leave now!

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Peter · Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject:

"Only" 342 days to go Zed.....Time for a new ticker?????
This one reminds me of the fun i've missed.

B*gger

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Peter · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:27 am Post subject:

Herzlichen Dank!!!

Sieht Toll aus!
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bikertash · Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:18 am Post subject:

is it too early to put my name down on the list already? i'm detrmind to attend 2010.
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ZedHorn · Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject:

Anne Picc · Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:21 pm Post subject:

You can do like me and pencil your leave in though

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ZedHorn · Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject:

Next year I am going to conduct a randomised control trial! I need volunteers...

Research theory.. 'Cologne cough' only ever takes hold once back in the UK. Thus I propose that it is directly linked to the journey home and should therefore be renamed 'ferry flu'.

Research Methods... err we don't come home and see if we stay well!

Complicated stats/maths bit... K=2€ (@DB=0€) 7x24xK= :-)
zzz<4/24 7zzz=:-(
√ :-( = > 40K

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Peter · Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:54 am Post subject:

What about incubation time Dr Zed??

Maybe you pick it right up after arriving in Cologne, and therefore "Cologne Cough" could be a good description of the disease Which could also be adressed as "Altweiber Schnupfen". Or "Rosenmontag disease" if you wish.

Maybe you could explain the formula you used, because not everything makes sense to me.......but that's maybe because i am a pongo...

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bassdrumal · 2nd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 338

"Complicated stats/maths bit... K=2€ (@DB=0€) 7x24xK= :-)
zzz<4/24 7zzz=:-(
√ :-( = > 40K "

Actually, if you change the formula thus....it may help

Drinking + Tiredness + Alcohol + Alcohol +Confined Coach drinking Alcohol = Cough
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Axl · Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:28 pm Post subject:

Axl's theorum on Cologne Cough states;

P(cc)=Sigma(d0~d7)[(KxN/(G+1))+(PsxPe)+W-S-Al]/8/100
where;
P(cc)=probability of Cologne Cough
K=number of Kolchs imbibed (must be alcohol induced)
N=number of different drinking vessels used (more glasses=more powdered glass)
G=number of gigs that day (more gigs=less drinking)
Ps=proximity to smokers (duh!)
Pe=proximity to everyone (catching it from someone)
W=weather factor (cold/wet is a greater chance)
S=quantity of single malts taken (alcohol>"beer strength" is a good antiseptic)
Al=visits to BDA's pharmacy (the drugs help)

Discuss.
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ZedHorn · Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:02 pm Post subject:

admin · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:54 pm Post subject:

Chrissie B · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:08 pm Post subject:

I agree.

Big Ted · Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:14 am Post subject:

In my humble medical opinion, this just goes to prove that not only do you get "Cologne B*ll*cks" before and during the aforementioned period, you also get it afterwards!!!!

Alaaf!!

Big Ted

bassdrumal · 2nd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 338

Its the Cologne Hangover effect
A Well documented condition

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