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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:32 pm    Post subject: A 'BIG' woman Reply with quote
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Right, it's Monday

So it must be caption time.........

Put one to this.




I dare you!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Un-beknown to Devine, Amber-May had attached an air pump to her.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
To her what?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why do you keep calling me CARMEL?? That aint my name!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
She got the 'ump then?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
but pink is so last year!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
MMmmmmm PIE!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well it's not how I remember super model 'Naomi Campbell'
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
As her husband said to her the night before in the hotel room:
"Go on love, fart and give us a clue will you!"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I bet she can eat more than 3 shredded wheat!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I told you german beer was evil!!!!
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Brenda was determined to win the 'camels toe' competition
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why can't I be just like my identical twin Sister next to me?
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Could be worse...At least I aint Ginger !!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Looks like she's got her trousers on back to front.
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