Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: Act Of Union
On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!! _________________ Roads to a friend's house are never long...
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:01 pm Post subject: Re: Act Of Union
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!!
Name that tune playing in the background _________________ Music has the power to bring people together like no other art form.
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:36 pm Post subject: Act of Union
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Born in Ayr, he was the inventor of the Macadamising system of road making, commonly known as Tarmac. Macadamised road surfaces were adopted throughout Europe and USA and revolutionised road transport....
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject: Re: Act Of Union
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
On this the 300th Anniversary of the "Marriage" of our Countries, may I take this opportunity to thank our English spouses for protecting the beauty of our country by failing to supply us with ANY motorway north of Perth... ..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy..
HANDS ACROSS THE BORDER MY FRIENDS..!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for us you're not bitter... _________________ ITMA!
The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough* _________________ Use the soft part of your finger!!
Location: Perthshire..Grooming more MP's into prospective Prime Ministers...tee hee.!!
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject:
Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote:
The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough*
Waaaaaaaaaaah....(with 11 a's)..
Stand by for incoming.....
Seems to be a 'dissin' day.... _________________ Roads to a friend's house are never long...
The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough*
Yeah, all the Scots go to Norway (in towel & flip-flops) in order to get rescued in various states of Hypothermia!!!!!
Location: Alverstoke, hand rearing Greyhounds for recognition training for the Scottish Constabulary
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject:
Eff wrote:
Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote:
The way I see it, the less motorways the less nippy English tourists we get clogging up the glens and going up Ben Nevis in towel & flip-flops and having to be rescued every two minutes.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!
*cough*
Yeah, all the Scots go to Norway (in towel & flip-flops) in order to get rescued in various states of Hypothermia!!!!!
I believe they're still looking for their greyhounds though!!
_________________ One is hardly sensible of fatigue while he marches to music.
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..I must also thank them for saving our homeland from pollution over the past 30-odd years by removing all that nasty black oil and gas from the North Sea, and re-distributing it through the British economy.. 
