Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:15 am Post subject: Diary Room.........Get Me Out of Here!!!!
Right......first of all may I apologise to whoever's bed i dumped in last night. It was dark and I couldn't see where I was going. The dunny is a way off from camp and quite frankly I couldnt be arsed to locate it. So, sorry for shitting in yer bed.
However, the bed in question was empty so where the hell was the occupant. Well, I heard some strange noises coming from another bed. It sounded like there were two people shagging actually but I could be wrong.
Botty, please will you stop trying to fondle my ar$e. I look nothing like a sheep and Im commando trained so if you do it again you are the next meal.
The other question is, how come Rab and Les smelt of $hit and Pussers when they grabbed the Celeb Hat Box??/ And why is Les walking funny??
I've a stinking headache this morning. Probably due to lack of sleep last night.
A is a bit p!ssed off as something shat in her bed last night but it's ok cos she was sharing mine at the time...busy eating some cookies that I'd smuggled in to the camp.
Tell you what though, if anyone starts singing I'm forever blowing bubbles today there may well be murder afoot
Right, I'm off to harrass the Aardvark _________________ "I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was 'psycho'?!"
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Diary Room.........Get Me Out of Here!!!!
It sounded like there were two people shagging actually but I could be
well if A and GF are sharing maybe you're not wrong Aardy.. just hope you don't get too 'Aard at the thought of the 2 volly dollies!! Wonder if they snuck batteries in aswell as cookies... maybe they have a rampant aardvark toy for late at night!
Later today I will be available for jungle surgery, spider stings, aardvark bites, cases of sunburn or sausage sickness all welcome! 2nd tree on the left after the latrines! bottle of red per consultation, IOU's accepted!
Z xx _________________ water... it's just a whixer for misky!
Am beginning to wish that a certain Pumpy had chosen RightGuard as his luxury item instead of his keg of beer.
Am being plagued by mosquitoes but can't find Doc anywhere, although everytime I go past the dunnies I can hear '*hic* I knew that last red wine was one too many....*hic*
Am bloody starving and if Botty doesn't get a move on I may have to resort to drastic measures, now that me and GF have polished off her cookies. _________________
Just got back from an ablute. That lagoon is obviously not a real one because if it was then the water would be nice and fresh. Its got frogspawn floating about in it and someones violet knickers are stuck on a gumtree hanging at a precarious angle over the waterfall.
I didnt sleep very well last night. The noises in this jungle are very odd. Grunts, groans, moaning and panting. That was just from Rab's bed and all he kept saying was 'where's ma water'. Zed is a strange one too. 'Squeak squeak pop, gug gug gug...ahhhhhhhhhh.........burrrrrrrrp' is all we get from her. I had occasion to ask her to treat a nasty bite on my aardarse as well and she just pi$$ed herself laughing and said she would give A a tetnus in the morning. .
Anyway.......Im off to moan at the producer. NO HATBOX!!!! he really is a slacking lazy bulger; more interested in spying on the girls in the lagoon.
They were not in the lagoon err I mean I wasn't even there when they were swimming about naked, frolicking in the shallow water. _________________ http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk
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