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ZedHorn · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject: Gromit is speshal!!!

picture the scene....

New Years Eve 2007. Gromit sat on a chair (one of 6 that match) around my dining table.

Gromit... "I like your table, bet it cost a bit"
Zed... "*** quid for the table and chairs"
Gromit.. "but where are the chairs?"

promptly followed by blond laughter, several oh feks and the drinking of more rum!!!

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Big Ted · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: Standards

Girls

I'm pleased to see that standards are being maintained for 2008 in all ways!!!

Bring on Cologne!!!

Happy New Year you two!!!!

Big Ted

ZedHorn · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject:

Ted... mwah! mwah! welcome home!

that is to say I think you went to Sicily???

Happy new year hun!
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Gromit · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject:

You had to be there, but it was very funny - bless - and a large amount of rum was involved

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Big Ted · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:36 am Post subject: Gromit's Speshal

Alas Zed I was not in Sicily, I was at home under sufferance

I would have loved to have been there...........I think I would still be giggling now!!!!

Big Ted

Gromit · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject:

Long story short: I asked a friend of mine to fit a fuse to a lamp. The friend asked if I had a spare fuse, so I handed him an object saying "take the fuse off this". The friend then said 'Why don't you just use that (pointing to the object) - it's a lamp also! Sad but true - how we laughed .... Taxi for Grom .......

It's scary because I have Ologies and I am someones Boss - no really !
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little ted (grrs) · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject:

gromit didnt u once say to me where's my mute when it was in the end off ur cornet bless u spesh lil thing lmao

Big Ted · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: Language

Excuse me little ted, but please speak normal to us, we dont understand all this short hand abbreviation stuff

Big Ted

little ted (grrs) · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject:

well z and grom will ur just to erm old (sorry)

ZedHorn · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject:

completely understood lil ted... gr8 2cu.... Zed
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little ted (grrs) · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

haha good good bring on thursday i boughted my slef some mutes oooooo hehe

ZedHorn · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject:

quirky abbreviamations and 21st century slang will be tolerated but bid spooling will noot!

may i suggest a dictionary in addition to your mutage young man!
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little ted (grrs) · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject:

im dyslexic not even that wud help :

Gromit · Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject:

bassdrumal · 2nd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 338

Well you are considerably older than most babe ! Hee Hee
(I do hope i have that right and i am younger!!!)

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