Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: Haribo Poisoning
Someone help me - I have eaten one too many Gummy Bears and think I am suffering from Haribo Poisoning ! _________________ Life is a Roller Coaster - you just gotta ride it.
Live every day as if it is your last - One Day youre gonna be right!!
You shouldn't have swallowed your gummy bears but swapped it like I ......... I mean the others did _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
Ermmm, dont know what you are talking about........
I was busy in my office and before i knew it there they were.....gone!! _________________ Life is a Roller Coaster - you just gotta ride it.
Live every day as if it is your last - One Day youre gonna be right!!
Al this is vitally important........
You must check with all people who have been in your office today. As you are aware Koln means that we can all suffer from lapses of concentration, even total memory loss. It could be that you may have had people in your office today that yyou have inadvertantly passed a gummi bear on to...and totally forgotten about.
Obviously for not Kolnites this can have serious repercussions so you'd better get out there and warn the world.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I thought I got away with it. Nice desk by the way (she says taking a random stab in the dark). _________________ "If you think you are too small to be effective then you've never been in bed with a mosquito"
Said by a pupil from Sheffield City School having helped on a Linking Lives project in Malealea, Lesotho.
Oh No!!!
Im a Kolner Get me out of here
Take me back to the land of Carnival
Where you can wear a green scarf in uniform and its fine
Where Gummy Bear passing is normal
Where the Kolsch runs free like a river _________________ Life is a Roller Coaster - you just gotta ride it.
Live every day as if it is your last - One Day youre gonna be right!!
It's not the same but may help a little (although I'm sure it would sound better coming from a doctor) _________________ "I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was 'psycho'?!"
Of course - Doctors should always remember they work FOR the POMA and not the other way round - OK, not quite transferable to the NHS but thats another story! The NHS pile of.....now what was that word again? _________________ Life is a Roller Coaster - you just gotta ride it.
Live every day as if it is your last - One Day youre gonna be right!!
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