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FFoglamp

This is it !!!! Yes forum members young and old, this is the biggie, the final frontier, last thread, etccc.........

Ok, there are 3 members still in the jungle. Each one will be set a challenge, to which they must respond on here, and if they are successful, it drums up another pussers breakfast for them, and their chance to put themselves in the frame one more time to get your vote.

Meanwhile, from NOW onwards you can vote for the man woman or aardvark you want to be King/Queen/Hairy thing of the Forum !!!

So, Vote now for who you want to WIN !!!!!

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admin · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject:

Ohhhh a final AND a pusser's breakfast sans beans! and egg on a string... you lucky people!
We'll have to find out how to get the contenders to show themselves as they really are with a character showing task. Sorry about the hatbox challengs but I have been a tad busy of late with other things to be able to report them to you ya'll suffuce to say; the bruises will heal, bones mend and the pshyciatrists will be busy for months to come

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FFoglamp · Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

AAAARGGGGHHH ! A producers worst nightmare - neck n neck voting.

All 3 of you are on equal votes ! One of you must go, so please, can we have two more people voting for your favourite (and hope its not the same one).

Meanwhile some individual challenges will be forthcoming.............or not !

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FFoglamp · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:24 am Post subject:

OK, Rab AA, and apricot ! Last challenge.............ever.

You have to wander off, and each bring back 3 edible items. This can be fruit, insects, small fish, blue whale...etc.

Each of you must post in here, with your "rabbits".

good luck.
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Hornblower · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:12 pm Post subject:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - strrrrrrrrrretcccccccchhhhhhhhhh.....

Lovely sleep and woke up just in time to see a hairy aardarse disappearing into the bush - didn't think he'd like that sort of thing really... takes all sorts I suppose.

Anyway, this is a family show and I'm starting to stray into non-family type areas with this particular thread.

I've heard a lot of thrashing about in the undies-growth recently and much scratching and grunting (well, I tried to get out of the non-family type stuff.

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It's tight with these final 3 - but Apricot has taken the lead (she's taken some copper and a bit of aluminuim too by all accounts - strip search for that girl when she finally leaves.) Talking of leaves, I have seen some footage that you weren't allowed to see of l'il Apricot in the shower/lagoon wearing a fetching fig leaf. Yes - I did use the singular version of the word leaves! Nice.

If voting for Apricot picks up I may talk to the producer and allow some of the less revealing footage to be shown. However, shots of her footage may not be enough to save her.

Cast your votes now folks, as my favourite cook of all time (no, it's not Captain and not even even a drum banging Steve) has been fond of shouting, "C'mon - where are you - where are you!???"

Yeah, I know. Some neck I've got on me eh? Tee hee

Now - who's nicked me pillow?
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FFoglamp · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:53 pm Post subject:

Nice to see you again, Ant. Well the last day in the jungle was fun wasn't it.

Aaron came back with some ants, ants and ants, but ate them all before we could do the challenge.

Apricot came back with some pineapple rings, and ate them before we could have some fun with them.

Rab came back having caught a wild haggis, and proceeded to boil it over the campfire.

The only problem with all of this, was that none of them actually posted their "rabbits" or adventures in here, or went in the diary room, so I had to make all of that up !

Which means time to wind the bugger up.

We now have a clear winner, and a second place.

So, the person who came third.............and must leave now is............

Spoiler:

So, get yourself out of here.

The two of you remaining can sit and chat. We'll be back to reveal who is king or queen of the jungle..................sort of..............real soon. (honest).

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FFoglamp · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject:

Well, just been told by the producers (?), that we'll keep you two in for a bit, on your own. That's not "for a bit", if you get my meaning (although that will get the ratings up - Rabricot !!!!!!!!!!!!

So, voting has reopened for those that missed it.

Who do you want to see crowned king or queen of the forum ?

Winner gets a pussers CD ...................(erm is that an incentive),

and gets their photo in here with crown, and staff !!!!!!

So, is it Rab or is it Apricot ?

YOU DECIDE. Keep voting !!!!!!!!

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FFoglamp · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:25 pm Post subject:

Hi Froum. We've slipped down the ratings so far on this show that there is only me left, and I'm just writing all this to myself. Everybody has gone, even thos supposed to be producing, scriptwriting, presenting. SO, its just me...................and .............um Rab and Apricot, cos I left them in there.

So, now is the last bit...........lets see who won.

THE WINNER OF........................................

I'M A FORUM MEMBER, GET ME OUT OF HERE !!!

...with 53% of the vote, and King of the Forum, is........

Spoiler:

We'll be back to talk later.....................
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FFoglamp · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:38 am Post subject:

There you have it. Rab is King of the Forum, and gets his photo on here with the jungle crown, and he gets a free pussers CD ! (probably a ggggggggggggooooooooooooooood one).

Congratulations Rab. Lets spare a thought for Apricot, the late entry, and then runner up.

So, everyone can now join me for the after show party........and frome here its

I'm a forum member.....................ENDEX !!!

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MrJpig · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:46 am Post subject:

well done rab
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Hornblower · Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:

Well - as far as I'm concerned you're all winners, even you Aa Aa.

Stuffed Donkey (AKA Apricot) was actually not a stuffed donkey but a dark horse. It's not easy beating an aardvaark (although we'd all like to try, I'm sure) but she did it - well done.

Rab - you'll always be a winner in my book (once I've written it). In real life though? Who knows

Aa Aa - tough $hit m8ey boy!!! (No offence)

Well - I'm off to the party - once those three have had a shower. Pooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeee worse than an aardvaark that hasn't washed for a month. (Or even a day) (Or an hour) (Or a couple of minutes).

What the hey - they just stink

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Apricot · Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject:

Congratulations to my fellow camper Rab for beating me to the winner's crown. You deserve it mate for your fab poetry.

Commisserations to the hallowed Aardvark.

I'm a tad concerned at the threat of revealing footage of me being shown live on the web. Must have words with that hornblower chappy about sneaking around taking pickies of little fruits having a bath in the lagoon!!!

Now I've finally emerged from my hammock where I've been stuck for the past week with the dreaded jungle fever lurgy, I'm off to have a lovely hot shower (I've still got my copper and aluminium but don't tell the producers) and then I'm off to join in the after-jungle party, whoo-whoo. (i'm sure it'll still be going, it is a musicians party after all!!!!)

RAB · Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:33 pm Post subject:

..Aw shucks..I'm overcome with emotion here. Me, the guy who has never even won a raffle prize, crowned King of the Jungle by my fellow Forumers (well some of them

)..I'll reserve my official speech for the after-party, but I have to say that the only reason I could possibly have won ANY popularity vote is if someone has been fiddling with the vote counter thingy..OR IT'S BLOODY KNACKERED

I'll never forget the fabulous time I...Oops I forgot, I'm saving all that for later...

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Hornblower · Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:25 pm Post subject:

You must be more used to hearing 'kin Rab rather than King Rab!

Brilliant performance, you looked v nice in a thong - and the bubbles in the lagoon was a comedy highlight. I particularly enjoyed seeing you wafting the resultant whiff.

Talking of whiffs (and I was if nobody else was) you're smelling a lot sweeter now Rab!

Enjoy your moment of glory - it's back to earth with (yet another) bump soon...

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RAB · Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:16 pm Post subject: