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FFoglamp · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:14 am Post subject: I'm A Forumer - PART 10

I'm A Forumer - PART 10

Botty has now left the building.

The remaining members were sat around moaping, deeply saddened by the loss of Botty. I mean deeply......saddened.....as you would be.

Zed looked up and noticed a zip on the back of stuffed donkey's neck. She went to investigate, started to unzip it, and noticed the unusual sensation that there was someone inside the donkey, bursting to get out.

Someone inside is ready to leap out. Its.............................

...........................................................................actually, we're not sure who it is, the night sights are U.S. (thats made by, as opposed to out of order - is that the same thing ?)

It could be one of three forum members, but you the Forum public and contestants, must vote.

Who is inside Donkey trying to escape ?

Is it:-

MBT

Sticky Blue

Apricot

So, get voting for the mysterious Trojan Donkey..........................

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greenfairy · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:48 am Post subject:

You don't want to know what comes to mind with the phrase Trojan Donkey

I need help

Can I blame jungle fever?!!

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Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:19 pm Post subject:

MrJpig · Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject:

And me...what is a ROSTER anyway???

It must be my turn to hoover AOL

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FFoglamp · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:11 am Post subject:

What a pants quiet day that was in the jungle !!!

OK voting closed.

.......................and out from the inside of trojan stuffed stiffed donkey comes.................................................................

Spoiler:

So after the most exciting day in the jungle, with a crumpled stuffed donkey skin,on the deck, Apricot joins the gang.

Be very scared, its episode 11 next. My god that rings bells with me.
You can all have a night off voting, but it means no food either !!!

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FFoglamp · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:28 am Post subject:

I LIED . Ha HA .

We only need to start a new thread/episode when there is a new poll/vote.

Therefore, as you are having a day off voting we can stay here.

However, here's a new challenge. I need all 6 of you to post on here, 1 at a time preferably, and leave 3 statements about yourself. 2 statements must be true, and 1 must be false. Then we have to guess the false statement. For everyone who gets an oppos false statement correct, you get a pussers lunch rat pack !!!

I will lead by example (although as a presenter, this is just for fun, I'm going for a bundy back at the hotel).

My 3 statements are:-

Michael Jackson was born on the same day as me.

I once had a hospital radio DJ job as Felix Foglamp.

I played drums for a local jazz fusion band, and we opened up day 1 of the Bracknell Jazz Festival.

Which 1 is false ?

Extra curly pussers sarnies whoever gets this first !!!

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A · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:18 am Post subject:

Surely you're too young and youthful to be the same age as crusty old Michael Jackson, FF!!!!

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ZedHorn · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:

ooo call my bluff forum style....

so here goes for my three!!

I was once on Blockbusters and won all 5 gold runs.

I had a tent next door to Kelli form Stereophonics at pheonix festival!

I was born with 6 fingers on each hand.

how do we do the guessing then FFoggy??

zed xx
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greenfairy · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:34 am Post subject:

Ooooh go on then....

a) I once sang in front of the Prince of Wales

b) I once had sex in the referee's changing room at Huish Park

c) I drank so many pints of JD & coke at a gig that I was still pi$$ed when I eventually got to work at 1pm the next day.
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RAB · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:03 pm Post subject:

1) I was born with 2 different coloured eyes.

2) I once arrived for work at FOSNI Band in a mobile crane.

3) I was once locked up for assaulting a SNCO at Rosyth.
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Apricot · Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:28 pm Post subject:

HELLO everybody!!!!

Can't believe I'm in the jungle, yippee.

OK my three are:

1) Once slept in the middle of 4 other people in a 2 man tent during a heatwave and was cold

2) Once swam with a shark called Pepi

3) The biggest party I ever went to was in an aircraft hanger with 3000 others.

A · Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:36 pm Post subject:

Oh goodness:

1) I have the nickname 'Judas Asparagus'
2) Prince Edward once stared at my breasts, then cheekily said 'i can see that you're cold.'
3) I am always attracted to someone if they play the euphonium.
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Apricot · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:16 pm Post subject:

oh A, you do make me giggle

Aaron Aardvark · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject:

right.........sorry im late..........me and A were 'busy'

1) I once pi$$ed in Terry Freestone's hatbox

2) I once missed a gig because i turned up 12 hours too late (sorry
I thought they meant 7 in the evening)

3) I once climbed out of my window and fell a long way. I had
forgotton that I had moved grots to the first floor.

FFoglamp · Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject:

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!

Excellent stuff ! Now how do you judge this. ?

you only get one chance to win a star = lunch pack, and if you guess right you can be the person to get judged.

So, I want the first one of you on here to guess my false statement. One stab at it (said the bishop to the other bishop) only. Who's going for it ?

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