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greenfairy
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:00 am    Post subject: Ok.... Reply with quote
....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble

Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2008 11:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Ok.... Reply with quote
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....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble

Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely


I still laugh now at the vision of you flying accross my back seat!!

one of those classic comedy moments
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought Fairies were meant to fly!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not sideways across the back seat of an Antsmobile they're not!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
...especially when the end result is one foot in the air (i.e. the only part of GF that was still visible) and a little voice going "help"  

The moral of this story is - don't sit on a music stand!    
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eeeek!  Sounds dodgy - a music stand in the back of the Antsmobile with a fairy on the top  
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Eeeek!  Sounds dodgy - a music stand in the back of the Antsmobile with a fairy on the top  


and she was only under the influence of an Abduls curry
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chilli jobbies is dangerous stuff you know!!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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The moral of this story is - don't sit on a music stand!    


I have to ask.....

Was the music stand in the "folded" or "unfolded" position???
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Don't go there Mac!

It was folded up in a bag. Just to put your perverted mind at ease.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Ok.... Reply with quote
greenfairy wrote:
....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble

Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely


Don't worry, GF. Most women have problems with cars especially driving them.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:01 pm    Post subject: Re: Ok.... Reply with quote
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greenfairy wrote:
....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble

Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely


Don't worry, GF. Most women have problems with cars especially driving them.


And then there's parking...
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Especially reversing.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or that straight line stuff
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, but it's only because you men tell us that this                        is six inches


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