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Apricot · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject: Quote of the week 2007

New Year...New Thread...New Quote of the Week

(horray)

My favourite from the week before last:

Female conductor to male trombonist
"I'll get that enlarged for you"

Last week
CMN to band "when you're playing don't think about gnomes"?????????
(damn he can read minds!!!!

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There was a really good one in the curry house but I can't remember it, any offers?

A · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject:

Pick one of dozens!
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Apricot · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:50 pm Post subject:

but I can't remember any - doh!

Apricot · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject:

I know I have the memory of a goldfish at times...comes with being a small fruit I reckon, brain is soft and squishy!!!

greenfairy · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:02 pm Post subject:

I wrote down a great one on Tuesday but I've lost the piece of paper

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bootybandy · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject:

Quote of the year. "Never take your Greyhound on holiday to Scotland".
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One is hardly sensible of fatigue while he marches to music.

Thomas Carlyle

Apricot · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:47 am Post subject:

GF it was along the lines of..."adjust yourselves as you're going along"

greenfairy · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:54 am Post subject:

Aye, twas something like that.
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Hornblower · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject:

Apricot · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject:

greenfairy · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject:

You look like you're having a bit of a WKM there my fruity friend

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Apricot · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject:

oh yes!!!

A · Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

CMS's tshirt "Feel free to ask me anything, I have reached the ahge where I know everything!"

CMN: "I was given this shirt when I was 21."

Me: "Oi! I'm 21!"
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eastneyslapper · Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:17 pm Post subject:

Where have all the Vollys gone?? Deathly quiet in here tonight...

ANTS · Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: