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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:36 am Post subject:
ZedHorn wrote:
what about paracetamoxifrusebendroneomycin??
Oops,,, Just ventured onto your site to make sure you hadn't been infiltrated, and Hey-Ho....
I find a mention of my favourite anti-ageing balm.....
Rub it in the wrong place and you'll forget all about the age you are, and regret you stuck in at Latin... _________________ Roads to a friend's house are never long...
Sounds like good stuff if you spell it right... like I knew it was spelt wrong in the first place!
Altogether now...
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ar$e.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's f***ing cheap and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! _________________ http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk
The online home of the Royal Marines Band Service
Its a particular favourite of mine, along with a few more of the Amateur Transplants stuff - there is another drug one too Admin - Seen that??
Please can I do it at Koln - on second thoughts, the translation to German would take FAR TOO LONG ! _________________ Life is a Roller Coaster - you just gotta ride it.
Live every day as if it is your last - One Day youre gonna be right!!
Theres Aspirin Adrenalin and also Aminophylline
Amphetamine Adenosine Augmentin and Refampicine
Amoxicillin Penicillin Heparin and Morphorine and Estrogeen
Progestogen and Canosten and Chloroquine.
There's Bendrofin Methoxide also Physclaflosamide and
Mesacomplomide Asitazolomide Tropicamide
Laperamide Amillaride and Cyclozine and Fuzamide
And if you're up the duff you'd best avoid Thalidomide.
Theres Lithium Fluoxetine and also Amatriptaline
Paroxetine Detrox G.T.N and Neisothyapine
Mecanazol Atenolol and also Chlorophenical
and if you want to overdose theres always Paracetamol.
Theres Night Nurse and theres Fenatoe and Zirtec and Diazepam
Lithium Temazipam Medazal and Clanazipam Testosterone
Aldostorone and Valium and Insulin and Lignicone
And Piritin and Ventolin and Ritilin.
Theres Cefuroxin Cefatax, Kefalex and Keperdrin
And Metronide azol and Cutaconizol Tramythmaride
Ramythmaride Syagintamide Macrolides Mythedrapine
And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in
There Fendralzine and Hyazine Renitidine and Semetazine
Potassium and Calcium and every kind of Vitamin
And Pethadine and Methadone and Speed Cocaine and Heroin
Cannabis Prozac Morphine Alcohol and Nicotine
You must remember all the drugs the names of which
You've learnt from me...
Or fcuk em all and get a job in Orthopaedic surgery
On a personal note I much prefer the 4 Star Calpol to the sugar free stuff! _________________ http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk
The online home of the Royal Marines Band Service
Although, at the risk of being pedantic - before someone else has a dig! The spellings of the drugs are far from accurate! _________________ Life is a Roller Coaster - you just gotta ride it.
Live every day as if it is your last - One Day youre gonna be right!!
I'm dyslexic, I can't even smell drubs, mendication or doptor _________________ http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk
The online home of the Royal Marines Band Service
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