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Axl · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:34 pm Post subject: Web Translations

This year is looking like it is going to be one of the best. I will be going to Germany, eating a large sausage, washing it down with an ample supply of lager, and then maybe dressing up. All of this will be done while looking at clowns.

I translated this to Greek, back to English, to Japanese, English, then Russian and back again to English.

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ZedHorn · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject:

why?
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admin · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:32 pm Post subject:

Why not?
Perhaps band drill orders would be good
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bassdrumal · 2nd Cornet Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 338

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Chrissie B · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:47 am Post subject: Re: Web Translations

Bobw · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:52 pm Post subject:

Alcoholic Translation Fluid
“Confused by German phrase books? Can't remember if "Bratwurst" is "der", "die" or "das"? Unsure how to conjugate the third person past participle of the verb “gehen”? Forget it! Converse easily with your Prussian chums merely by drinking an alcoholic translation fluid!
You will have heard the expression "It's just the beer talking", well it stands to reason that German beer will speak German! Therefore if you drink enough Kölsch you will soon become fluent in German too!
All you Cologne veterans must admit to having seen a German drunk and a British one happily talking 'Cologne Bø!!ø©ks' to each other, whilst being totally incapable of understanding one another whilst sober.”

This and many more helpful(?) tips will soon be available in the Cologne section.

dangerouspiper2 · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:38 pm Post subject:

You are a star Bobw. Personally, I went to primary school on the WICKULER Pils curriculum, and I now have a Kolsch degree at the highest grade. (Bolleaux). Dave.
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admin · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:18 pm Post subject:

Sprechen zie scheisse?
Wow, I can type in drunkeneese... well, I understood it any how

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