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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject: 'ello 'ello 'ello

It's Monday.....

Captions please........

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Gromit · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:07 pm Post subject:

Q: ....American express?

A: No, but you can feel my t*ts!

General Melchett · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject:

Police: Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?

Lady: No, but I've been swung round by the t*ts!
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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:48 pm Post subject:

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"Good morning officer....I'm a 'Volly Dolly' from England!"

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me when I took it on at kick boxing.

Darth Vader was Framed.....
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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject:

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me when I took it on at kick boxing.

Darth Vader was Framed.....
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ZedHorn · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject:

Quasijock · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject:

Pilchard · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject:

Cuff these!
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MrJpig · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:40 pm Post subject:

No Madam, when I asked if you had air bags fitted I meant...

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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:41 am Post subject: Re: 'ello 'ello 'ello

"Ma'am....When I said 'I believe they are false', I meant your number plates!"

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me when I took it on at kick boxing.

Darth Vader was Framed.....
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MrJpig · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:21 am Post subject:

Gritted teeth....Clenched fists.......Open window...can only mean one thing....STAND BACK ...9 Seconds to don the mask!!
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2nd Clarinet · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:33 am Post subject:

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"Officer, are you sure a full body search is required for the issuing of a speeding ticket?"

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me when I took it on at kick boxing.

Darth Vader was Framed.....
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MrJpig · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:45 am Post subject:

2nd Clarinet · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:02 am Post subject:

townsergeant · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:04 am Post subject: Re: 'ello 'ello 'ello

Go on then............Taser them!

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