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**WIN A PRIZE** Spring 2007 Caption Competition


Musn Ollie Nelken during CDA training in his NBC suit

Online entries will be judged on or around 20 July 2007
You have to be in it to win it!
lesbryan

WHO put that in my mask its grose|||||
ZedHorn

weight training for carrying a piccolo had begun!!
MrJpig

Musn Ollie Nelken attempts to make the Buddy clean Buddy part of the exercise as realistic as possible!
jock

blot, bang, rub, eeegh i forgot not to lick my fingers afterwards
MusnShelton

Who Farted!??

GAS GAS GAS

Oh god it burns... IT BURNS!!!
EricAckroyd

Here are the 'Nuclear Biological CHEMICAL BROTHERS' rehearsing their dance steps for their forthcoming UK Tour !
EricAckroyd

Once I've finished taking a dump in this NBC suit, I've got my respirator at the ready !
MrJpig

Musn Ollie Nelken hopes that when he opens his eyes he doesn`t look like Jock Carling anymore!!


(Only joking Brian...suddenly remembering his karate skills)
Wolfy

During NBC defecation drills, Musn Ollie Nelken, being a competitive but gullable type of chap, actually believed the PWI when he said the first one to "Squeeze One Out" well get a make n mend!
bootybandy

Obviously he's not got ESP....
General Melchett

The horn player, Cpl Michel shows Musn Nelkin how to do it with style, remaining unphased by the whole sordid affair.....
Dan A

" DRUMMY I CANNOT STAND THE FILTH, THE CRAP FOOD, THE CS GAS, SCRATCHY CLOTHES, OVERCROWDED ROOMS FULL OF SWEATY BODIES, BAD LANGUAGE, PISSTAKING,WET BEDS, SMELLY FEET"!!!!!!!.........ITS OK NELKEN YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME ON WEEKEND!!!!!!!!
DAN
Siegfried

Rotten eggs ?? - smells more like curry to me..Phew !!!
MrJpig

97....98...99.....The horn player, Cpl Michel hasn`t quite grasped the rules of NBC Hide and Seek!!
eastneyslapper

DAMN.... wish I hadn't had that vindaloo last night - they told us it stings the moist bits
Baaaaaaaaaaass

Smells like CS, stings like CS:
Brut-The Essence of Man!
Siegfried

Baaaaaaaaaaass wrote:
Smells like CS, stings like CS:
Brut-The Essence of Man!


HAHAHAHAHAHA! - How I hated that smell - almost as bad as Old Spice...
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Don't forget... you have to be in it to win it. This competition is still live!
MrJpig

Not being amused by the way he put his feet on the dashboard Cpl Michel's new Yaris, Musn Nelkens canister was discreetly swapped for a duff one!!
Pompey Rich

Deli. Please have a word with Aaron & Albert about where they dump natures waste in future.
RAB

Pompey Rich wrote:
Deli. Please have a word with Aaron & Albert about where they dump natures waste in future.


....And please don't let me dip out of it again...?????..
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Judging is currently underway!
The judges are...
Major Grace
WO1 Tate
SOM
WO Lawton
plus anyone else who comes in the office!
Siegfried

- if I'd a knowed - I coulda been a visitor...

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