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**WIN A PRIZE** Winter Caption CompetitionDue to a disappointing number of entries (1!) for the Winter Edition Magazine Caption Competition it has been decided to open the competition to all forum members.The panel of judges will read this thread and decide on a winner sometime around the 15th of the month. Remember... the caption HAS to be printable in the magazine. There may be a special prize for the funniest but there will be a prize (MFM 2007 CD) for the most printable winner. Eyes down, look in! 
BSgt Rasher Bacon at the Vannes gig with HMS Collingwood Band... I thank you. The winner will be notified and then PM'd for the postal address they want the prize sent to. |
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Rasher didn't notice the 6'2" pink bunny behind him until he felt the carrot poking him in the back... | ||||
| ZedHorn |
can't believe I forgot to enter a caption to MY picture.... yep!!! very proud of that one, thank god I left the band!!! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
how's about...
Ann Summers are pleased to announce, new for 2007, the very latest in the rampant rabbit collection "The Royal". Z xxx |
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| Aaron Aardvark |
Shame Rasher hasn't realised that Bromptons has shut down 
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| ZedHorn |
Rasher was fed up with finding yet another bunny rabbit in his way on the golf course.. I mean march route?! | ||||
| Apricot |
New concert rig for VBI's
or Somebody really should have told him the fancy dress party was last week |
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| townsergeant |
'I bet you're hot in that!'
Ha Bloody Ha!...(That's not bunny!) Hare today, Gorn tomorrow! Has anybody seen Chas & Dave? I think these pink ears blend in well with my grey hares! Are you taking the pith? |
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| Baaaaaaaaaaass |
"What's under your hat's your own!" | ||||
| bootybandy |
It's a Rabbit in Pig's clothing.... | ||||
| Sharpy |
Hugh Hefners choice in Playgirl Bunnys has been severely limited this year!! | ||||
| jock |
fort grangestill looks the same as his wedding on the fort grange |
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| MrJpig |
'Multi Tasking Bandy Goes To The Dogs'.......
after blowing the fanfare...he runs for his life!! |
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| MrJpig |
'The hair dye that Rasher bought off e bay had a curious side effect' | ||||
| MrJpig |
'Rasher Lapin it up in France'
(Contact Mrs HB if you don`t get it!) 
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| Dusty Miller |
Last seen on a beach in Bermuda 1994 going at it like a rabbit (allegedly) | ||||
| David Duxbury-Williams |
The Easter Bunny concluded that Navy Blue was the best disguise, until he met RMBS. | ||||
| ZedHorn |
sorry but afraid it was only Littlehampton... not one from vannes, they all got censored by the bando... well MOST of them..... |
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| MrJpig |
OY DELI you said it was VANNES ...I didn`t realise you meant TRANNY VANNES!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH that'll be another competition I won't win then !! 
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| MrJpig |
There once was a Bandy called Bacon
Who if I am not mistaken Went on a gig without checking his wig and wished this picture had never been taken
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| 2nd Clarinet |
Re: **WIN A PRIZE** Winter Caption Competition[
Obi-Wan Kenobi activates his 'Light Sabre' and stalks Jar Jar Binks, from behind.
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| David Duxbury-Williams |
Living proof that geneticaly modified species should not be allowed in public. | ||||
| 2nd Clarinet |
Next week on...'Kill it, Cook it, Eat it'. |
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| RAB |
Old bacon is prone to attack from 'Bugs'..... | ||||
| Pompey Rich |
Play golf instead of gigs??????? I'm all ears. | ||||
| windypipes |
Rasher decided to audition for the Jive bunny re-mix..... | ||||
| lesbryan |
I hope elmer fud isnt sat in the audience
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| eastneyslapper |
More like Jive Bunny re-myxomatosis with red eyes like that!! 
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| MrJpig |
Oh my word what have we here,
An escapee from Rampton?, No its just A VBI Playing Littlehampton!! for those who don`t know it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampton_Hospital |
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| windypipes |
'Another Dibley Bunny?' | ||||
| Siegfried |
Re: **WIN A PRIZE** Winter Caption Competition
Wish I was as slim as that.... |
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| Pompey Rich |
On Monday Rasher ate egg on toast. Tuesday he ate beans on toast. And on Wednesday he ate cheese on toast. On Thursday Rasher stated; 'I'm poorly. I'm suffering from mixing my toasties'. 
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| MrJpig |
....and on the friday the competition closed !!
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| Siegfried |
So who won it then ? |
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| MrJpig |
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| Siegfried |
Slightly vexing (as I didn't win) but surely Mark von Bossman will know ? | ||||
| admin |
Judging is Monday Morning... You STILL hae the weekend! | ||||
| MrJpig |
OOOH you tease!!
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| Baaaaaaaaaaass |
*passes a white fiver slyly to Deli*
It'll be me, no doubt. |
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| Pompey Rich |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah, MrJPig.  And Saturday & Sunday the caption competition did continue.
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| MrJpig |
Have another go then Pumpmeister ...careful though you might hit the post!!
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| windypipes |
Can I bribe with doughnuts??
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| Siegfried |
You Dare !!
Death by a thousand - guitar strings... (what's this place coming to,White Fivers,now Doughnuts!!) |
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| ZedHorn |
well it's better than death by a thousand G strings.... mind you there'd be some that disagree no doubt!!! |
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| MrJpig |
Depends if they had `airs on them!! |
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| Siegfried |
HAHAHAHAHA! - it had to be you...
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| Pompey Rich |
"Ear. Wot' do you mean I rabbit too much? I'll also 'ave you know I'm very tuft aswell, bright eyes."
Am I desperate or what?
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| MrJpig |
Click to see full size image Rasher welcomes Mr Browns news that the Forces are to receive a cash boost, bringing Mr Heffners Sponsorship to an end!!
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| Siegfried |
Or -
''Rasher accepts the WAAAHHHHH!!!!,entering into the Fancy Dress Party with gusto,and good humour.'' |
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| Jimbo |
Thank god I got to take that stupid hat off!!! | ||||
| windypipes |
Rasher is testing out the new golf course detector, he still thinks pink is his best colour...... | ||||
| admin |
See the mag for the winners... BOTH from the forum! | ||||
| Jimbo |
are you sending some mags out to cyprus??? | ||||
| townsergeant |
The usual 'top-shelf' ones Jim? 
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| ZedHorn |
who's mags.. haven't seen them logged in for a while????
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| Jimbo |
I wouldnt know about that, i'm too short to reach most top shelves ...
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