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ZedHorn

2010

Hier die Termine für den die nächsten Jahre.
(Here are the dates of Rose Monday Carnival for the next few years!)

Rosenmontag 2010 : 15. Februar      So Wed 10th to Wed 17th Feb

Rosenmontag 2011 : 7. März   (extrem lang)
extremely late... oooo tropical rig in 2011!!! woohoo....

Rosenmontag 2012 : 20. Februar

Rosenmontag 2013 : 11. Februar

Rosenmontag 2014 :  3. März

Rosenmontag 2015 : 16. Februar

Rosenmontag 2016 :  8. Februar

Book leave now!  
Peter

"Only" 342 days to go Zed.....Time for a new ticker?????
This one reminds me of the fun i've missed.
B*gger
Peter

Herzlichen Dank!!!

Sieht Toll aus!
bikertash

is it too early to put my name down on the list already?  i'm detrmind to attend 2010.
ZedHorn

bikertash wrote:
is it too early to put my name down on the list already?  i'm detrmind to attend 2010.


yes!
Anne Picc

You can do like me and pencil your leave in though  
ZedHorn

Next year I am going to conduct a randomised control trial! I need volunteers...

Research theory.. 'Cologne cough' only ever takes hold once back in the UK. Thus I propose that it is directly linked to the journey home and should therefore be renamed 'ferry flu'.

Research Methods...  err we don't come home and see if we stay well!

Complicated stats/maths bit...   K=2€ (@DB=0€)  7x24xK= :-)  
                                                  zzz<4/24   7zzz=:-(  
                                                  √ :-( = > 40K

Peter

What about incubation time Dr Zed??

Maybe you pick it right up after arriving in Cologne, and therefore "Cologne Cough" could be a good description of the disease Which could also be adressed as "Altweiber Schnupfen". Or "Rosenmontag disease" if you wish.

Maybe you could explain the formula you used, because not everything makes sense to me.......but that's maybe because i am a pongo...
bassdrumal

"Complicated stats/maths bit...   K=2€ (@DB=0€)  7x24xK= :-)  
                                                 zzz<4/24   7zzz=:-(  
                                                 √ :-( = > 40K "

Actually, if you change the formula thus....it may help

Drinking + Tiredness + Alcohol + Alcohol +Confined Coach drinking Alcohol = Cough
Axl

Axl's theorum on Cologne Cough states;

P(cc)=Sigma(d0~d7)[(KxN/(G+1))+(PsxPe)+W-S-Al]/8/100
where;
P(cc)=probability of Cologne Cough
K=number of Kolchs imbibed (must be alcohol induced)
N=number of different drinking vessels used (more glasses=more powdered glass)
G=number of gigs that day (more gigs=less drinking)
Ps=proximity to smokers (duh!)
Pe=proximity to everyone (catching it from someone)
W=weather factor (cold/wet is a greater chance)
S=quantity of single malts taken (alcohol>"beer strength" is a good antiseptic)
Al=visits to BDA's pharmacy (the drugs help)

Discuss.
ZedHorn

Axl wrote:
Discuss.


yes!
admin

Axl wrote:

Discuss.

Quite
Chrissie B

I agree.
Big Ted

In my humble medical opinion, this just goes to prove that not only do you get "Cologne B*ll*cks" before and during the aforementioned period, you also get it afterwards!!!!

Alaaf!!



Big Ted
bassdrumal

Its the Cologne Hangover effect
A Well documented condition
Bobw

Quote:
In my humble medical opinion, this just goes to prove that not only do you get "Cologne B*ll*cks" before and during the aforementioned period, you also get it afterwards!!!!


You get a period too?!?!?!?
greenfairy

bassdrumal wrote:
Its the Cologne Hangover effect
A Well documented condition


And it lasts until you get back on the bus for next time....

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