MrJpig
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Caption Competition 18th June 2006
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MrJpig
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The horn player had just taken it TOOOO FAR with his snide remarks!!
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sticky blue
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ahh! I've got 32 bars rest - may as well do a bit of weight training - keep in shape - 
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mrbassbone
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Re: Caption Competition 18th June 2006 | MrJpig wrote: | |
After counting out 735 measures rest...HOW DARE HE stop now!!!!!!!
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bootybandy
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Bert wanted to pass his instrument to the conductor, to see if he could do any better....
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bootybandy
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Re: Caption Competition 18th June 2006 | MrJpig wrote: | |
No, No, Noooooo....... I will not play quieter..
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bootybandy
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Re: Caption Competition 18th June 2006 | MrJpig wrote: | |
Hey Stu....On yer Head Son.....
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RAB
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CALL ME TUBBY ONCE MORE MATE...!!!!!!!!! 
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Co-admin
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I am the music man, I come from down your way and I can play... what the hell is this thing?
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bootybandy
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Well Mr Biggest One Ever....what you gonna do with it now??
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bootybandy
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Stand up, if you hate the Scum........
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Co-admin
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It was at the start of the concert the Bass player regreted letting his auntie dip starch his shirt in wallpaper paste.
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MrJpig
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Eric was about to establish the true range of a Tuba !!
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RAB
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.......and the conductor told him to hold it on the high note...
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2nd Clarinet
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Albert, the bass player, started to rise as he was caught within the anti-gravity field.
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Pusser
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To say the Tuba Player was using his instrument to illustrate the size of his manhood would be a fallacy.
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2nd Clarinet
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You missed one there Pat, 
'Phallacy' would have been a better word
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Nick Jones
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Re: Caption Competition 18th June 2006[quote="MrJpig"]
the Bass player could no longer hold his frustration at wanting to be a Drum Major and tried to bring the orchestra to a halt!
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2nd Clarinet
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Nick Jones
Well done that man!!!!!!!
I laughed and laughed 
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lesbryan
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If you lot dont play correctly youl get this over your heads 
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Pusser
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"You missed one there Pat,
'Phallacy' would have been a better word"
Come on Bob, keep up mate!
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2nd Clarinet
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Pat
Slowly ageing is my excuse, what's yours?
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MusnShelton
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Re: Caption Competition 18th June 2006 | Nick Jones wrote: |
the Bass player could no longer hold his frustration at wanting to be a Drum Major and tried to bring the orchestra to a halt! |
the Bass player could no longer hold his frustration after hearing about the sudden shortage of beer!
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Co-admin
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The bass player showed how unimpressed he was when the conductor said "I'll bring the bass player off with my right hand"
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RAB
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..It just came off in my hands Drum Major.... 
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Hornblower
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| admin@home wrote: | | I am the music man, I come from down your way and I can play... what the hell is this thing? |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :smt046 :smt046 :smt046 
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MrJpig
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The tuba player tried the new Ducks Foot but it didn`t solve the problem!!
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