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Sarah_Seahawk

Cards for Debbie

Many thanks to those of you who helped by signing a card for Debbie.

I am happy to report that i received a phone call on the bus shortly after leaving Fleet yesterday. Debbie was delighted to have had 4 cards through the post!

Well done to Bandy, Big Ted, Andy and Nathan as your cards were first home!!
Sarah_Seahawk

And I had a text this morning...

5 more cards...    
ZedHorn

hope she has a postie with a GSOH!!
Stig

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The Donkey

So, update us on whoes have arrived.

It's like a little competition. Who ever's card arrives last has to sit with Kev Snoddy at the Festival and buy all the postmen a beer.

Hang on a minute................
Sarah_Seahawk

Not sure who were next in, but I'm out with Debs tomorrow so will update...

if she's still talking to us!!

And I've already had to sit next to the Snod on the bus!!!
Stig

...
ZedHorn

Sarah_Seahawk wrote:
Not sure who were next in, but I'm out with Debs tomorrow so will update...


Have fun at the ball! eek... alcohol, the very thought of it!!  
bassdrumal

Hmmmm More alcohol - Joy to the world!!!
Good thing id though Zed, is we will be pub fit!  Oh bugger that means we have to buy more to get pished - BLOX
Sarah_Seahawk

What!!?? No free Kolsch on the bus???!!!
Sarah_Seahawk

Congratulations to today's arrivals....

Theresa and Frank!

The first card from someone who doesn't know her! Pipers are doing well at the moment! Debs is still convinced that 12 cards makes a set...  hehehe!
virginpiper

Pipers doing very well thanks.

ZedHorn

and todays entries are?????
Sarah_Seahawk

Not heard yet...

delay due to weekend posting me thinks...

that and we're now relying on Klaus and Leif!!
ZedHorn

have you checked e-bay???
bassdrumal

Having seen her at the Ball, she was delighted that ten cards had been sent- "Wow, it was amazing to think they thought of me while i was at home"........Little did she know - clearly
ZedHorn

she loved her gong too.....
Sarah_Seahawk

OK... todays contestants are...

Zed! Niall! - presume trombone holder. Les!

Congratulations! You are exempt from the Snoddy-sitting duty!

Debs is delighted with the gesture but still unaware of the complete implications but is asking for a link to get onto here... stalling as only I can!! 15 in... 35 to go!

Alaaf!
ZedHorn

hoorah - i'm not last!!!!
bassdrumal

Any Seahawkers Yet?  We should have a sweepstake
Sarah_Seahawk

I'm sure Debs would have mentioned any Seahawkers... everyone so far has been acquaintances...

Stop press... just got a text... 3 more cards... info to follow....
Sarah_Seahawk

Today we have cards from...

Tom! Dave Maitland! (1st Seahawker!) and one with a German type message/name which could be Bob as I recall!  

Funny thing but Debs seems to think I might have something to do with this...  
ZedHorn

Sarah_Seahawk wrote:
I'm sure Debs would have mentioned any Seahawkers... everyone so far has been acquaintances....


acquaintances... but we shared a hip flask 2 years running - I saw her as so much more than that!!!  
Sarah_Seahawk

I think you are the exception to most rules, Zed!  
ZedHorn

happy with that!!!! rules are only there to be broken.... bit like bandies and Koln virgins really!!!
bassdrumal

No comment
Anne Picc

ZedHorn

Glad I made you smile... see.. I do have a role in life in addition to offbeats!
bassdrumal

Again i say.......No comment lol
Anne Picc

Where is Stig when you need him?  I'll quote him -

...
Stig

...
Sarah_Seahawk

Oh Stig... you do make me laugh!  

Direct quote from my text message today...

'Another 2 cards today... that's 20... is that the lot?'  

When I'd stopped laughing I replied

'Shouldn't have thought so...'  
Sarah_Seahawk

Oh and the follow up was...

'Today I have mostly been getting cards from Uncle Ron and Anne B'

Thankyou Debs! Funny even when you're not here!!

ZedHorn

well at least Debs won't have to look at the photos to know who went this year...

I hope that she is arranging them in rank and file marching band formation, Ron at the front, clarinets at the back... Prentice, Ann Bebee, you and I continually moving about in the middle, dancing and retrieving beer from the crowd!  
bassdrumal

Hell, i moved around so much, i think i got dizzy at one point!  Cymbals, dancer, Side Drum, Drum Major, but my best part..............The Fool
greenfairy

You didn't change from the Fool at any point though.......
Sarah_Seahawk

Now THAT'S multitasking!!
ZedHorn

no comment!!!  
Sarah_Seahawk

Just checked... todays cards...

Anne & Dolly (shared card - cannot follow simple instructions)

and mine!! Haha!
Anne Picc

Speech Therapist on holiday - can't do verbal instructions or joined up talking  .
admin

I hope stig wrote in the card ...
ZedHorn

But the Stig wrote it in German! Translated it read

...
bassdrumal

Im sorry Zed, you must be confused with your multi-tasking linguistic skills, I think you have translated it wrong, it should read

...

Pop it in Babelfish x
dollydrumstick

Oh come on people you all know how the germans read dots ... would actually be ff  ff  ff
Anne Picc

Sense of humour in top form my dear.  Now stop typing and come home for your tea ... I'm hungry!  
Stig

... ... ...
Sarah_Seahawk

Of course you did Stig!

Todays lucky, lucky people...

Claire Lecky and Bob - possibly Eves I think!!

22 down - nearly half way through!!
ladyleckie

yipee she got mine! :)

Claire
bassdrumal

Anne Picc wrote:
Sense of humour in top form my dear.  Now stop typing and come home for your tea ... I'm hungry!  


Dolly got told off
Dolly got told off

Tee Hee
ZedHorn

dollydrumstick wrote:
Oh come on people you all know how the german's read dots ... would actually be ff  ff  ff


blimey - musical wit from a drummer no less.... impressive my friend!  
Princess Fiona

Blimey hello claire where did you spring from!
Axl

dollydrumstick wrote:
Oh come on people you all know how the german's read dots ... would actually be ff  ff  ff

I was going to say stop picking on Dolly, but then I saw the incorrect apostrophe use. Carry on to the left!
Anne Picc

I missed that one.  Honey, how could you!!  Have I taught you nothing?
admin

Stig wrote:
... ... ...

Tri lingual! I'm impressed!
Axl

admin wrote:
Stig wrote:
... ... ...

Tri lingual! I'm impressed!

Now, if only Stig could do Cuni lingual as well, all the girls would be impressed.
Sarah_Seahawk

Axl wrote:
Now, if only Stig could do Cuni lingual as well, all the girls would be impressed.


and who says he can't???

Axl

Surely that would mean him having to remove his helmet?
Princess Fiona

It's amazing what the stig can do with his helmet on!!
The Donkey

Axl Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject:  

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Surely that would mean him having to remove his helmet?


Or lift the visor at the very least?
virginpiper

Axl - as a submariner, can you rescue this conversation ?
ZedHorn

he started it!!! steady on the double entendres guys and don't forget this is pseudo-public!!!
Axl

virginpiper wrote:
Axl - as a submariner, can you rescue this conversation ?

*erects diversion signs*
*sets current traffic lights to red*

Sarah, how are the cards for Debbie coming along?
Sarah_Seahawk

Nice diversion Axl...  

I especially like the use of cones...

No news from Debs in the last few days... perhaps she realyy isn't talking to me now!?
ZedHorn

perhaps the postie has murdered her out of hatred! best send her a late valentines card just incase! or an early Xmas to beat the rush!!
bassdrumal

Good call Zed, May see what sort of comedy card I can find when I go to my room (No....not like a naughty boy), maybe I will get one from town shortly
Chrissie B

Any word on how many cards Debbie has received so far?

bassdrumal

I did think it had all gone quiet on the card front, maybe Debbie has refused to speak to Sarah any more !
Sarah_Seahawk

Had a text today - just said

'31!'

I let Debs know that there is a 'prize' for the last card home.

   Debs    'Just had another batch. Now 34. last from John the piper.'
   Sarah   'Ah... but is it the last?'
ZedHorn

what's her address.... shall we all send her a proper easter card for proper easter....
bassdrumal

Gee Zed, that would be like a normal thing to do.  Wheres the fun in that exactly?
greenfairy

How about Christmas cards?
Axl

Christmas is still too normal, even at this time of year.
Happy hanuka?
Congratulations, it's a boy?
You're finally a man, now you've been circumcised?
etc
Sarah_Seahawk

I still have a pack of easter cards! We could produce new stickers....
ZedHorn

alaugh????
ZedHorn

bassdrumal wrote:
Gee Zed, that would be like a normal thing to do.  Wheres the fun in that exactly?


and no it wouldn't be normal....

Firstly - I don't do normal!  
Secondly - I don't really do God, or Easter therefore don't send people cards for such a thing
Thirdly - neither do you or lots more of us
Fourthly - there is fun to be had wether that's on your own or creating mischeif elsewhere!

therefore I conclude it would indeed be funny!

bassdrumal

Hoorah for funny
and
Hoorah for Zed!
ZedHorn

thankyou.... hoorah for gummy bears!!!
bassdrumal

How could I?

Forget Gummy Bears indeed.......I need remedials - know where I can find some?
ZedHorn

I ate all of mine....

bassdrumal

Yeah me too
Sarah_Seahawk

ZedHorn wrote:
therefore I conclude it would indeed be funny!


See Zed! No sense of irony...
ZedHorn

what?
Sarah_Seahawk

..exactly!
ZedHorn

quite....
Axl

Axl wrote:

*erects diversion signs*
*sets current traffic lights to red*


Quiet now chaps, it looks like Debbie has joined the forum.
Deny EVERYTHING!
ZedHorn

Sarah_Seahawk

You ain't seen me - right!?  
admin

She hasn't activated her account yet. Perhaps the activation email is caught in her spam box. If it has, let me know and I'll activate her account for her... out to you
bassdrumal

Wont that take the fun out of it? lol
Keep her in limbo till the cards have all arrived
Big Ted

That could take Ages

That could take ages................there's the Domstader and all of theirs, South West coaches, P & O Ferries, the French border police, German border police, the Police College occupants, Popeye, the Cologne Dom guides, the Chinese Restaurant, the cafe owner, ice cream parlour owner and colleagues..........should be clear by Xmas....ish

Glad I didnt start it...........he he



Big Ted
ZedHorn

you forgot the pirates....
Big Ted

Pirates

..........and the pirates, doctors, nurses, stig, clowns, zena, robin hood and his band of merry men .....and women, etc

.......................and anyone else who knows her!!!!



Big Ted
Sarah_Seahawk

Re: Pirates

Big Ted wrote:
.......................and anyone else who knows her!!!!


Not forgetting the many who don't!

Latest count 38! Last one from Dave something - could be W!
dollydrumstick

I'll get my bid in now......

Dear Debbie,
Sarah told me to do it.....and if you look closely the card from Anne and Dolly is in Anne's handwriting  
The BB's

Dolly you wimp, just because neither of you could understand simple instructions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah_Seahawk

it's been a while...

Debs has acheived the heady heights of 46 cards!  

Some more people off the Sneddy Watching Tour are Dave Prentice, Rich(?), Axl and Gromit (No 42 - the meaning of life).

Not really sure who's left, but Debs has kept them in order of arrival so when they're all in we'll put a list together a la the countdown style TV shows.
Axl

It's been a bit quiet on this string. How's the list coming on, or is she still getting them in dribs and drabs?
Big Ted

Sarah....Sarah......can we have the countdown now please!!!!!



Big Ted

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