Big Ted
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Cologne Bus/CoachAs I hear we are having one large double decker coach to transport us all, would it be too soon for the RNPS Pipes and drums to baggsie the top deck!!!
After all the aroma of the water of life (whisky to those confused) is lighter than air and we wouldnt want those on the lower deck to suffer and be overcome by fumes!!! Where as if we were on the top deck, only those on the top deck would be subject to this alcoholic intent.
I would hasten at this point to clarify that we only drink single malt whisky, but would be more than happy to try a single malt brought by any volunteer band member to the top deck and may subject to a suitable arrangement, be willing to share our whisky with the aforementioned alcohol provider.
For those not into the water of life, Zedhorn, we may be able to find a bottle of Rum!!!!! or two or three.
Just thought we would get in our demands, sorry...... requests, early
oh and P.S, can we have only the Green and Red M&M's in a glass bowl,the previous 12 months editions of McPlayboy and a tall scot's lass called Shona as our personal masseuse.
Then we will be happy..........enjoy learning Highland Cathedral again
Big Ted
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ZedHorn
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see letter to the needy.... subsection l)
Zed xxx
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Big Ted
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Top DeckIs that Yes we can have the top deck!!!
We promises Rum you know!!!!
There is also a scurrilous Seakhawk band member who wants to get you drunk because of the things you absolutely cannot say when drunk, see Letter to the Needy sub section a).
We will of course look after you as one of our own, you can even share our M&M's
We promise to look after your honour..............and I didnt even know you were a judge!! 
Look forward to seeing you on the top deck!!!
Big Ted
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ZedHorn
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are we talking peanut M&Ms or plain... and I want all the blue ones.... and Gromit comes with me.... (and Ann, Dolly, Saxy, Ron, Axl, Sponge, Donkey, SoppyGit, ChrissieB, BBs, big Tim, Lil Em, lizard pimp, father christmas, doctor who, dave, dee, mickie, titch and whoever else I need to protect me...)
(just think of me hyper on food colourings.... eek!!!)
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Big Ted
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M&M'sPeanut..........none of them other kind, dont like anything plain
You can of course have the blue ones and Gromit can come too, but what is all this small print stuff. I'm afraid we can only agree to the two of you sharing our booty!!!
After all if your high on the colourings I'm sure you can look after yourselves!!!
Anyway, why would you need protecting from us nice pipers and drummers, we always behave ourselves when we are not abroad!!)
Big Ted
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Gromit
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Re: M&M's | Big Ted wrote: |
You can of course have the blue ones and Gromit can come too, but what is all this small print stuff. I'm afraid we can only agree to the two of you sharing our booty!!!
Big Ted |
Pipers are not shy when it comes to sharing whiskey, especially when they have scuppered a couple themselves! 
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Big Ted
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WhiskyLast year we had eighteen bottles of whisky on the coach and bandy insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the heads, or else. After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the loo with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whisky down the loo, which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one loo out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the loo out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the loo with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the coach with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and loo with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the coach came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the coaches in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
I do hope that doesnt happen this time!!!!!
Big Ted
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The BB's
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I almost understood that! Does that mean we are allowed on the top deck tooooo?
 or wisky
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ZedHorn
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does that mean you decided to put yourselves on the list afterall!!???
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Big Ted
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BB'sOh Yes...it wouldn't be the same without some Pompey supporters on board to try and persuade me to defect!!!!
Of course you can join us on the top deck
Big Ted
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ZedHorn
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100 days to go...... woop woop!!!
or should that be CHING BOOM.....
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bassdrumal
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Does one detect from the thread that there may be some social engagement during Cologne???
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Gromit
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| The BB's wrote: | I almost understood that! Does that mean we are allowed on the top deck tooooo?
or wisky |
Are you coming now - ahh go on, go on, go on, go on, go on - pwease!! It won't be the same without the BBs.
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Big Ted
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Social EngagementBig Drumal
It all depends what you mean by "Social Engagement", there are a number of interpretations of that particular phrase and far be it from me to determine which one you mean.
However, seeing it is Cologne I would think there will be "Social Engagement" whichever way you look at it!!!
Big Ted
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Big Ted
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BassdrumalSorry Bassdrumal !!!
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bassdrumal
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Sounds good to me!
And its ok - I'll forgive ya
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The BB's
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Well we're thinking we might just go, depends if panda will have us (oooh is that both together?)
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Big Ted
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We want the BB'sWe want the BB's campaign starts here!!! Obviously subject to Bandy's OK!!! But if Bandy needs them, we want them!!!!
Glad your putting your names down, wouldn't be Cologne without a bit of South Coast rivalry!!!
Big Ted
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The BB's
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Bandy will want us cos he loves us, but not as much as we love him (love you long time!)
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Sarah_Seahawk
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Am I allowed on top?
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Big Ted
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Top DeckSarah
Be absolutely delighted to see you on top!!!
Big Ted
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Sarah_Seahawk
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Glad to be of service!
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