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| Bobw |
Domstädter videosThe Dommis have put some video clips of themselves on YouTube, including one from the Band Festival.http://www.youtube.com/results?se...mstaedter%2A&v=&uploaded= Also, all you Cologne virgins can see what you are letting yourself in for! |
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
Check those wicked dance moves!!! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
I do believe you can see Big Ted in there... looking highly enthralled by it all!!! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
and so many of us proving we are all out of our tiny minds trying to dance with any semblence of decorum, rhythm or style whilst holding saxaphones, piccs, trombones and horns..
yee gods we look bl**dy ridiculous! and as for the drummers.... |
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| The BB's |
Oh Cologne. What goes on in Cologne stays in Cologne. See there is a good reason for this rule!!!!
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| ZedHorn |
well said that woman!!!! the internet will just ruin the suprise for all the virgins and new bandies!!! | ||||
| Big Ted |
EnthralledWas I looking enthralled?.........I thought it was just a quizzical thinking I might just about have time to get a single beer before we moved onto the next gig..you know how sober these gigs are!!
Big Ted (Away on a course in Bournemouth, devoid of Volunteer Band comforts) |
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| The Donkey |
The Donkey approves of videographic entertainment in nearly all forms except ones were he can be seen dancing in violation of the court order :-( | ||||
| ZedHorn |
day release has a lot to answer for!!!! | ||||
| dangerouspiper2 |
It just goes to show that Care In The Community is not working to plan! 
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| ZedHorn |
not at all.... we all take care of each other - in our own vewy spethal community that is COlogne!!! | ||||
| Bobw |
Cologne is actually a NHS codeword for what was once known as a lunatic asylum. "I am going to Cologne" really means "I have been booked into a padded cell again". It is just a phrase used to make friends and family feel better - they think we go to play in a band and have some fun, when actually we get probed by a bunch of psychiatrists. It is similar to saying "I am going to visit Betty Ford". 
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
... or 'Gone Bodmin...' | ||||
| Bobw |
New video posted by Pete Hosking on YouTube of Highland Cathedral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAxuGozaiCI *CAUTION: This video contains scenes of extreme piping!* |
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| Big Ted |
Highland CathedralDont forget the extreme drumming!!!!Highland Cathedral..........ah the memories...........at one point I was even nearly in time!!!!.............its all in the synchronisation you know BobW - I think you've scared them all off mentioning Pipes and Highland Cathedral prior to Christmas, give them whisky at New Year and they will not be able to wait until Cologne!!!! Still I thought I was good in it!!...........and my Mum liked it!!
Big Ted |
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| Big Ted |
TrainingWoopeee!!!!!!I've just noted Im no longer in training...............I've reached the exalted heights of 3rd Clarinet.................and my Mum liked the video....................does it get any better???????
Big Ted |
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| Bobw |
You are now officially a film star, Big Ted! Can I have your autograph?
What is your next blockbuster? "Big Ted and the Temple of Doom"? "Big Ted does Dallas"? I have pored over all these videos and seem to appear just once, and that is the back of my head! Though I think my bell-end does pop out over the heads of the crowd occasionally! Ah well, fame may knock on my door one day. 
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| ZedHorn |
congrats on making the woodwind section BT.... some things really aren't worth celebrating that much though! | ||||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
Easy...! 
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| ZedHorn |
yours is made of shiny golden metal for lords sake... we consider you brass if only by nature...... | ||||
| Mr Bean |
Hi friends of the cologne Carnival......Keep watching youtube and you will see more clips of last years......
Also the complete film is now finished ready for when you all come over again... See you all soon (I cant wait) Pete |
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
Probably by nurture too as my original instrument (ignoring the recorder) was trumpet! Hey Pete! Good to hear from you! |
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| ZedHorn |
bet he's not saying that 7 gigs in when he's lost his gloves and Thomas has no baton again...... 
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
Hear! Hear! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
all you need is GLOVES.... da da da-da-dah!!!
it makes me smile, just singing it to myself..... |
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| Bobw |
Another video has appeared! Semper Fid a la RNVB.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaajMbTs3ls I must be regarded as being non-photogenic - I don't appear in this film either!
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| ZedHorn |
Marie, Gromit and I have just watched that VERY VERY VERY hungover... ow... Gromit is broken | ||||
| Mr Bean |
Domstaedter VideosHi folksAs you will now see there is yet another film clip ready...... Clarinet Candy......as the time was a bit short I had to improve the standard of the Clarinet players.....watch and see what I mean. |
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| Gromit |
Good to see you on the forum, young man.
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| ZedHorn |
nice santa suit Pete!!!! | ||||
| Mr Bean |
Domstaedter VideosIf there are any clips in the carnival that you would like to see then let me know, as I bet I have it........:-)  
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| Bobw |
How about Sarah, Siggi and the half-yard of ale? 
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| Mr Bean |
Wrong Year | ||||
| ZedHorn |
ok so one request in and ur-ur, attempt 2 anyone???
the naked bar incident??? |
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| Bobw |
No, that was 2006 as well! How about the Pipers and the Domstädters trying to bump start their coach after watching the police break up the punch-up in the Alte Markt? And the policewoman 'politely' declining the help of that old drunk whilst cleaning the blood off her tunic? That was 2007! |
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| Mr Bean |
Film ClipsAnd now for somthing Completely Different:::::::::
Take a look at this mix.... http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=mrbeanmr |
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| The BB's |
Bobw said
"I must be regarded as being non-photogenic - I don't appear in this film either! " You and me both mate...... |
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| The Donkey |
Either non photo-genic or horizontal in the bar at the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
Trust me ... being photogenic is over-rated! | ||||
| Princess Fiona |
Well think yourself lucky ann you can hardly miss me, actually I think I'm blocking the rest of you out!! | ||||
| Gromit |
Ahh, recorder - that gives me a Koln idea .................... where would I put the Lyre ............ |
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| Bobw |
The Domstädters, the Rhine Power Pipe Band and the Bläck Fööss pop group doing Highland Cathedral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb6m5o3zWrE And if you want to sing along ......... : 1. : Du bess die Stadt, op die mer all he stonn : du häs et uns als Pänz schon aanjedonn : Du häs e herrlich Laache em Jeseech : Du bess die Frau, die Rotz un Wasser kriesch. : Jrau ding Hoor un su bunt di Kleid : du häs Knies en der Bud, doch de Näjele rut : jrell jeschmink un de Fott jet breit : e Jlöck, dat deer dat all jot steit. : 2. : Du bess die Stadt, op die mer all he stonn : du häs et uns als Pänz schon aanjedonn : du häs e herrlich Laache em Jeseech, : du bes en Frau, die Rotz un Wasser kriesch. : Frech wie Dreck, doch et Hätz ess jot, : e klei bessje verdötsch, met nix jet am Hot, : jot jelaunt, dat et bal schon nerv, : all dat hammer vun dir jeerv. : 3. : Du bess die Stadt, op die mer all he stonn, : du häs et uns als Pänz schon aanjedonn, : du häs e herrlich Laache em Jeseech, : du bes en Frau, die Rotz un Wasser kriesch. : 4. : Du bess die Stadt am Rhing, däm jraue Strom, : du bess verlieb en dinge staatse Dom, : du bess en Jungfrau un en ahle Möhn, : Du bess uns Stadt un du bess einfach schön. All together now..... |
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
.... never let your b0llocks dangle in the dust! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
I vant.... to be a vooman!!! | ||||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
.... someone sh*t on the wall.... | ||||
| ZedHorn |
and I say thankyou for the cl*max..... | ||||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
... but... I love my mother-in-law...! | ||||
| Chrissie B |
Hide the vodka Herr Kapitan, I only like toast with marmalade and jam!
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| Axl |
Your name it is heard in high places,
You know the buffer quite well. |
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| ZedHorn |
I need remedials on Cologne lyrics as i can't remeber that one Axl...
quick!!! songsheet anyone????? |
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| The Donkey |
I've been a Domstaedter for many a year.................. | ||||
| Gromit |
... and up your back, you are so slack, a ha a haaaa................. |
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| Axl |
Put your left leg over my, shoulder.
Put your right leg over my, shoulder. Mmm mnmn mgnmg hmg mmgh mgnhm mnmmmnmg. |
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
.. now we just need a rousing few verses of Camborne Hill...
... all together now... .... Goin' up Camborne Hill, comin' down... |
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| ZedHorn |
does anyone remember "Onward Christian Bandies, marching round Cologne" from the TV crew night last year??? | ||||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
The what now....? Was I there? | ||||
| ZedHorn |
physically or mentally??? | ||||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
i'd be happy with either..... | ||||
| Bobw |
I thought you said you'd be happy with ether! Nitrous oxide would be better. 
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| The BB's |
Not sure if I was there either!!!!! Was Zed in her alternate world???? | ||||
| Princess Fiona |
I remember, it was on the bus but can't remember the alternative lyrics.
See I will be good as an aliby |
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
Perhaps we were in OUR alternative world.... 
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| bassdrumal |
I fell a re-write of a well known song coming on for Cologne 2008. Favourite tunes anyone???? I could work on it this weekend! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
my world rocks!!! |
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| Bobw |
My rocks whirled!!!!! |
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| Gromit |
I remember, Zed - don't remenber the words as I was with rum, but I remember. |
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| Gromit |
My favourite tune is Born Slippy (Nuxx) by Underworld (the lager lager lager song). Can you re-write that one for me ? ! ! 
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| ZedHorn |
who's Rum, I don't think I met him, was he cute?? |
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| Gromit |
You have met rum several times, young lady 
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| ZedHorn |
oh................... him!!!!! filthy lying robbing barsteward if I remember rightly - and always seems to kosh you over the head and leave you feeling ill next morning!!! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
and does lots of coke too..... | ||||
| Axl |
Done. Check your inbox when you get back to work. Get well soon Gromit. What form of lurgy have you contracted, is it catching, and will you be better by wednesday? |
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| Gromit |
[quote="Axl"]
I have lots of things that end in 'itis'. I had a pre-Koln rehearsal last weekend - fancy dress, rum, music, talking bo**ox, eating junk (you had to be there) - and I am now practicing with Koln throat and Koln chest. My GP has given me some drugs 'man' and I'll be safe to get on the fun bus. 
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| Mr Bean |
Cologne...Its nearly that time of year again people....I must be sad as Im looking forward to it............... Cant wait to see you all... 
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| Mr Bean |
Dont forget to bring the golf ball 
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
... and the Silly Hat...     
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| ZedHorn |
we even bought you some marmite today!!! | ||||
| Mr Bean |
Marmite BRING IT ON SUPER........
Dont Forget ...... English bacon Crumpets I cant Belive its not butter Yorkshire pudding mix etc etc JOKE JOKE
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| ZedHorn |
it's milk, eggs, salt and flour mate - surely you can get them in Germany??? |
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| Mr Bean |
Another Carnival overWell thats was another good one.....It was great to see you all againI am looking forward to the summer at the Band Festivals....Where I hope to see you all again. Please send all good photos to this address to make the next film worth watching... p.hosking@netcologne.de Thxs
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