Axl
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Everyone relax, I've finally joined!Long time no computer geek stuff. Seeing as I've got a month's leave, I thought I'd investigate this new site. And what a sight!
Remember, if you can't put your fingers round it, don't blow it.
And clowns are still evil.
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bassdrumal
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Welcome from Cornwall
And clowns are not evil
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Axl
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If clowns are not evil, why did they invent the word coulrophobia?
24 tins of beer are now in the fridge.
(I rest my case.)
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Sarah_Seahawk
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Axl!! Thank god you're here! I was getting lonely here in Sarahland!
Clowns are evil, as you proove every Koln trip!
S xx
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Axl
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Sarah, where's the oregano? The albatros is getting lonely.
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Chrissie B
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Hi Axl! Good to see you've found us at last. (Love the fact that loads of Google ads for clown-linked sites appear under your message!)
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Chrissie B
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Oh no. The clown-based links have gone. What a shame. I didn't imagine them, honest!
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pussycat
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Meiow from Pompey Pussycat. 
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ZedHorn
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Yo Akl... lovely to see you me ol' mucker!!!
still not convinced about clowns but they scare my nephew so i'm with you for the moment!!!
Zed x
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The Donkey
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Hi Axl.
Nice to finally have someone sensible to talk to!!!
I'll go and take off the huge shoes and silly wig just to leep you happy.
Ciao
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The BB's
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At last the voice of reason has appeared!!!!
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ZedHorn
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| The Donkey wrote: | Hi Axl.
Nice to finally have someone sensible to talk to!!!.
Ciao |
you've been talking to yourself for years... oh yes, I see what you mean then!
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Gromit
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Cor blimey Axl. About time too!
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EMMA
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Hiya Axl - long time no see!!!
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dangerouspiper2
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Yo! Axl, Good to here you! My walk in beer fridge has just had RESUP. I'm making room for more on Friday. Dave!!!!! 
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Quasijock
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Good evening Christopher,
Pop in when you're up for Fasmat
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Anne Picc
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Hello you! Long time no see 
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Quasijock
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| Anne Picc wrote: | | Hello you! Long time no see |
You talking to me or Axl?
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Anne Picc
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Axl, but now you come to mention it - how are you these days? 
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Axl
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I'm fine, except I've just sliced my little finger open.
Top-Tips; When playing on a wii, don't play in a room with a glass light fitting, don't stand directly under it, don't do a big swing, don't hit it and break it, don't try to catch it on the way down, and don't pi$$ blood all over the sheep-skin rug.
Oh, you meant Steve.
He's fine. His hand's crap, but for other reasons.
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Quasijock
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Axl's fine, I'm fine, we're all fine. How are you? (not Anne; anybody.........)
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Chrissie B
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I'm fine and so's my Soppygit.
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ZedHorn
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Axl - you are a muppet.... hold fire and i'll pop over to see you this weekend and sew you up if you're still pi$$ing blood over the sheepskin rug!
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Axl
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No, if I am a muppet I wouldn't be pi$$ing blood, I would be losing stuffing.
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Axl
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And technically, I'm not pi$$ing blood, and I never was. I was squirting blood. If I was pi$$ing blood, I would be having a chat with the Sick Dick Doc.
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bassdrumal
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| Axl wrote: | I'm fine, except I've just sliced my little finger open.
Top-Tips; When playing on a wii, don't play in a room with a glass light fitting, don't stand directly under it, don't do a big swing, don't hit it and break it, don't try to catch it on the way down, and don't pi$$ blood all over the sheep-skin rug.
Oh, you meant Steve.
He's fine. His hand's crap, but for other reasons. |
Of course, legally speaking, i am sure the box that the Wii came in did not specify these restrictions, so sue them and make lots of money in order to fund your carpet cleaning as well as decorating the room with Wii friendly light fittings!
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Gromit
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| Axl wrote: | | And technically, I'm not pi$$ing blood, and I never was. I was squirting blood. If I was pi$$ing blood, I would be having a chat with the Sick Dick Doc. |
Al - aren't you a sick dick doc?
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Bobw
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| Quote: | | Al - aren't you a sick dick doc? |
No, actually he is a Medical Assistant. However I have no information on the condition of his genitalia (nor do I want to know it)!
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bassdrumal
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Well of course you are both correct, I have to do such tasking in the past Gromit, but as usual Bob is quite correct, I am a Medical Assistant, then of course if one wishes to be absolutely correct I am a Pharmacy Technician dont you know, which makes me a legal pill pusher and drug supplier. Now small blue pills are round here somewhere, not for my use you understand.
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