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| Big Ted |
Fancy a Kolch!!!Help!!!I have been challenged ...........by a certain curly horn player (no surprises there then!!)................ to deliver, when we pipers and drummers arrive on stage.............a perfect cold glass of kolch (or whatever it is called) to a certain HMS Heron camel pack carrier!!!!! Any suggestions as to how would be gratefully received, being a drummer I'm lost for ideas. Pipe Major may not be amused, unless I bring him one, but that is a bridge too far!! She has declined a can already!!! Not classy enough she said!!! Any suggestions gratefully received!! Well it has been awfully quiet out there.......thought we needed another thread!!! 
Big Ted |
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| ZedHorn |
hide it in your sporran BT..... | ||||
| ZedHorn |
or cunningly smuggle little ted along with you and dress him up as a barman!!! | ||||
| Bobw |
This little gizmo may be of use:
Goto http://www.fanartikel-koeln.de/GS...2/onlineshop/index.html?koeln.htm and then scroll right down the page to "Bierglashalter - Kölschhalter". A snip at 6 Euros. 
Of course you wouldn't be able to do the old Bob Eves style of swaying whilst bass-drumming because your Bierglashalter would start swinging about and spilling precious Kölsch! Perhaps you could put some sort of lid over the top, maybe some stretchy rubber thing ........?  
BTW: If you look halfway down the page at the road sign labelled "Pin - Achtung Karnevalist" - I am sure Zed must have modelled for it! 
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| Big Ted |
Kolsch!!!ZedMy sporran is pocket less and besides I have other things to keep in that area!!!! As for Little Ted, in the words of Gromit (from whom it is awfully quiet) "we would break him" .........another year or so yet before we bring him!!! As for Bob's idea........its certainly a possibility!!! But I'll keep that one in reserve....for the moment!! 
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| Bobw |
Big Ted
You could tell the lazy bint to carry her own beer! How about one of these:- 
Mind you, what with that, the camel pack and her horn she may get confused as to which mouthpiece was which. Should she blow the wrong one things could get messy! |
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| ZedHorn |
my ar$e is much bigger than that Bobw.. thanks for the compliment tho' 
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| ZedHorn |
I am neither a lazy 'bint' nor am I ever messy...... you're off my Christmas card list Wilton! 
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| Bobw |
I'm kind of getting mixed messages here, my 'ansome! She loves me.... She loves me not....
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| The BB's |
Zed how can you say you're tidy???? The pillow's under the key! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
it's all tidy in my mind..... filthy but tidy nontheless!!! | ||||