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| bassdrumal |
Haribo PoisoningSomeone help me - I have eaten one too many Gummy Bears and think I am suffering from Haribo Poisoning ! |
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| Anne Picc |
You shouldn't have swallowed your gummy bears but swapped it like I ......... I mean the others did 
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| bassdrumal |
Ermmm, dont know what you are talking about........
I was busy in my office and before i knew it there they were.....gone!! |
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| dollydrumstick |
Al this is vitally important........
You must check with all people who have been in your office today. As you are aware Koln means that we can all suffer from lapses of concentration, even total memory loss. It could be that you may have had people in your office today that yyou have inadvertantly passed a gummi bear on to...and totally forgotten about. Obviously for not Kolnites this can have serious repercussions so you'd better get out there and warn the world. |
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| Anne Picc |
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I thought I got away with it. Nice desk by the way (she says taking a random stab in the dark). | ||
| bassdrumal |
Oh No!!!
Im a Kolner Get me out of here Take me back to the land of Carnival Where you can wear a green scarf in uniform and its fine Where Gummy Bear passing is normal Where the Kolsch runs free like a river |
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| bassdrumal |
And where you can hear the words "Its Whiskey" at 0900 and it sounds normal | ||
| greenfairy |
Aww poor Al
*passes a cyber gummi bear* It's not the same but may help a little (although I'm sure it would sound better coming from a doctor) |
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| ZedHorn |
Nah - you're a POMA - sort yourself out! | ||
| Axl |
I've heard he does. Frequently! |
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| bassdrumal |
Of course - Doctors should always remember they work FOR the POMA and not the other way round - OK, not quite transferable to the NHS but thats another story! The NHS pile of.....now what was that word again? | ||
| bassdrumal |
Its all the long nights at Sea Axl |
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| ZedHorn |
Shouldn't that read 'It's all the long nights at SeaHawk'?? |
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| bassdrumal |
Yeah true x | ||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
OI!!!! 
It might be a pile of whatever.... but it's MY pile! OK??!! |
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| Anne Picc |
And I help make it to. Does that make it our pile of whatever Sarah? Can I be in the pile of whatever with you?
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| greenfairy |
At least you're only missing haribo fun.....I had a most random Koln-esque dream last night featuring all you lot and I woke up feeling most confused  I guess I've been corrupted for life....but I'm not complaining 
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| ZedHorn |
make that three of us... So it's Bassdrumal versus Sarah Seahawk, Anne Picc and moi..... ladies, shall we give him a head start or just tell him to start running now???  
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| bassdrumal |
ooooooooooooo
Running scared ! Not the three NHS thing, or the fact its three women.......just you three !! |
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| Anne Picc |
Some people's idea of heaven. Maybe  .
Nope, you are right. Better run 
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| Sarah_Seahawk |
I agree... get your trainers Speight! | ||
| bassdrumal |
Bugger !
But, having had the seemingly unhappy couple turn up for a patient in AF the other morning (which I was woken for gggrrrrrrrr), my sentiment remains of the NHS, just not the lovely ladies who are in itxx |
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| ZedHorn |
don't think you've got yourself out of this one...
You are on serious grovel duties for a few more hours yet! |
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| greenfairy |
And while you're at the grovelling, feel free to come and fix my ankle as I managed to twist it very painfully on an icy yacht this morning and it hurts  (yup, a couple of days into the new job and I'm broken already!)
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| bassdrumal |
Hours??? Can it not last for days?? |
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| Anne Picc |
It will do - that was hours for EACH of us. And if you grovel better to one than the other, you'll have to start all over again. Then there's the rest of the NHS slaves......... sorry, employees.
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| ZedHorn |
where's Emma when you need backup..... | ||
| bassdrumal |
Oh.....need back up do ya?
We'll see |
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| Stig |
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| Gromit |
Girls: instead of chasing him you could just send him more gummy bears?! | ||
| Chrissie B |
Here y'are Al ... enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0sIwcAi1A |
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| greenfairy |
The likeness is uncanny 
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| The Donkey |
The wobbly jelly ar$e bit is seriously disturbing! | ||
| ZedHorn |
it's even in Dommi colours... perfect!!! | ||
| Sarah_Seahawk |
Please tell me the Y fronts aren't for real...? | ||
| bassdrumal |
OK OK I havent had time to view this yet as i am still at work, and im already getting concerned !!! | ||
| Anne Picc |
If only I knew they looked like that at the time. I might have thought twice about chewing, swallowing and sharing 
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| bikertash |
at first i thought it was funny, but then the ar$e giggerling bit was really strange, and the micheal jackson impresion was a bit to much. | ||
| Stig |
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| bassdrumal |
My sentiment entirely stig | ||
| Gromit |
I have had a really poooo day and it's almost late o'clock and I still have stuff to do - but the gummy bear has really cheerd me up, Thanks. xxx |
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| bassdrumal |
Now dont ask me why -must be a lack of Oxygen to the brain, but Oh My Goodness, I just clicked on this link from last year - Reckon we should learn it for Koln 09?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0sIwcAi1A |
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| bikertash |
well i think if you can find teh words then yeah go for it.
on a slightly diffrent note however http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zZiRUbO5U |
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| Gromit |
Nahh - you need gumi bears. The sugar levels must have dropped. 
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