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A

Heaven in a tumbler

10 jammy dodgers, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and enough whole milk to cover,

blend

and behold! jammie dodger smoothies!!!!!!
greenfairy



And also why bother with the milk, just use more ice-cream.
A

it's easier to drink.
windypipes

Cornish Ice Cream I hope!

Or maybe some Tip top added?
A

no.
windypipes

Oh??

No fun otherwise!
Apricot

sounds yummy A
sticky blue

Two fingers of Pussers added to two fingers of Pussers - don't blend - see off in one - Hic!
windypipes

Mmmmm!

Now that does sound good.

Would the ladies cope with that?
eastneyslapper

What, four of Pussers fingers? In ONE???
windypipes

Depends where you stick the fingers!
lesbryan

Never mind the fingers put a fistful in thatl do nicely |||||
greenfairy

If you're talking of drinking rum then I'm in. If you're talking about a different kind of four fingers then I've a man who helps me enjoy that also Hopefully.
windypipes

Rum of course

eastneyslapper

lesbryan wrote:
Never mind the fingers put a fistful in thatl do nicely |||||


A fistful of rum???
greenfairy

Mmmmmm rum
eastneyslapper



(I just LOVE how the puke comes out of this fella's nose too.... Who can honestly say they've NEVER been there?? )
windypipes

Trust u to lower the tone!

so what key are we in now?
eastneyslapper

windypipes wrote:
Trust u to lower the tone!

so what key are we in now?


C Flat, just like a harp....
bootybandy

greenfairy wrote:
If you're talking of drinking rum then I'm in. If you're talking about a different kind of four fingers then I've a man who helps me enjoy that also Hopefully.


Well done Bob....
windypipes

Oh no,

the harp is back!

Was it not returned to the top corridor?
greenfairy

bootybandy wrote:
Well done Bob....


Actually, no BOBs were involved in my initial statement! Shocking I know but also just
Apricot

greenfairy wrote:
If you're talking about a different kind of four fingers then I've a man who helps me enjoy that also


show off!!!!!
A

ah, but he's a submariner. nothing to show off about there!
Apricot

yes, but it's the having a man bit i was commenting on!!!!
sticky blue

eastneyslapper wrote:
lesbryan wrote:
Never mind the fingers put a fistful in thatl do nicely |||||


Quote:
A fistful of rum
???


Sounds like a film - 'A Fistful of Rum' - Starring Les Bryan as Sandy Bottoms With Greenfairy as Miss Sippers and Apricot as Miss Gulpers - With Windy Pipes as Morning After - One showing only v- Tonight
greenfairy

Apricot wrote:
yes, but it's the having a man bit i was commenting on!!!!


Come on, it's been soooooo long since I've been able to show off though. Years in fact. And I've got to make the most of it while it lasts cos he'll probably bugger off after the weekend
Hornblower

I thought there was an unwritten law about using the words 'submariner' and 'bugger' in the same context...

Just never knew why though.
Apricot

GF you never know he might like you even more when you're sober and not in shock
greenfairy

Two and a half days to go...can you tell I'm panicking a lot?
windypipes

Well you were sober when I last saw you

greenfairy

An occurance that happens more often than not....contrary to popular belief!
Apricot

you'll be fine - honest
windypipes

Awwww

Apricot being sweet..........
bootybandy

As most jams are....
Apricot

exactly BB!

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