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David Duxbury-Williams

Hello again

Hi everyone

I'm still trying to get the hang of this forum so please bear with me if I make F%&X/ ups.

I've been working as a Contract Manager in the security business for the last 11 or so years then saw the light and am now making my way as a Health & Safety Consultant. Not much else to say, married, two boys (eldest 4" taller than me) still living in Deal.

I would appreciate any old muckers getting in contact, anyone know how or where Brooker is. I see Tommo (Bulger extrordinaire) is still around and Billy and Nick. Tell me who is Hornblower and Bass trombone, I've got reasonable idea who most of the others are (They can't hide no matter how much they try!! Believe me they can be trying).

Give me a call guys lets put the last few years straight.

DeeDubs
Hornblower

Don't tell him - let him work it out for himself!!!!

(All the clues are there Duckers - read the threads and you'll know pretty soon I promise!!)

One thing's for sure - you certainly know me.

Report back when you've got it, OK?

Now run along and start searching, there's a good egg...
Hornblower

Oh - and who bent the last few years?

I'm not happy about that I can tell you

I've bent a few ears in my time and Botty bent a few (Welsh accent) y'ears!

But I thought the YEARS were straight. Tell me who it was Duckers and I'll have a word.

Ta ta again
RAB

Re: Hello again

David Duxbury-Williams wrote:
, I've got reasonable idea who most of the others are (They can't hide no matter how much they try!! )


Don't you believe it DW... I'll stick my neck out and say I know more about you than you do about me..


....and that's BEFORE the Aardvark gets a kick at your butt...


But don't go telling the Boss about this....
bootybandy

Well done Dukes....Still playing Flog?
RAB

bootybandy wrote:
Well done Dukes....Still playing Flog?


..Don't be cryptic Bri... Just Deal or No Deal.....
bootybandy

We used to have a good round together at Princes GC in Sandwich Bay.
RAB

bootybandy wrote:
We used to have a good round together at Princes GC in Sandwich Bay.


I thenk you sir...

That sorta clears thet one up then...
2nd Clarinet

Re: Hello again

David Duxbury-Williams wrote:
Hi everyone

I'm still trying to get the hang of this forum so please bear with me if I make F%&X/ ups.

I've been working as a Contract Manager in the security business for the last 11 or so years then saw the light and am now making my way as a Health & Safety Consultant. Not much else to say, married, two boys (eldest 4" taller than me) still living in Deal.

I would appreciate any old muckers getting in contact, anyone know how or where Brooker is. I see Tommo (Bulger extrordinaire) is still around and Billy and Nick. Tell me who is Hornblower and Bass trombone, I've got reasonable idea who most of the others are (They can't hide no matter how much they try!! Believe me they can be trying).

Give me a call guys lets put the last few years straight.

DeeDubs



'YE GADS!' HE FOUND US...........AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!


TF NEXT!!!!????


Quick, all switch to the 'Alternative Site'.......at 18.00. Zulu Time.

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Aaron Aardvark

Duckers!!! wahhhhhhhhhh.................welcome to the nut house. I'll see if I can find the hoover for you.
townsergeant

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Duckers!!! wahhhhhhhhhh.................welcome to the nut house. I'll see if I can find the hoover for you.


To hoover up all the tits, of course....

Talking of tits, I've got a lovely pair of tits DOWN THE BOTTOM OF MY GARDEN!
Apricot

You won't know me as I'm a volly-dolly, but welcome anyway
David Duxbury-Williams

Volley dollies, hoovers. tits, i'm getting worried, round's at Princes, Brooker was my main opponent at Princes, come on identify yourself.

Billy I'm sure we can spin a few dit's over the next few years, the rest of you I'll find out then stand by for a potential repeat of years gone by (if you can stand it)

Duckers
bootybandy

No......
Hornblower

Me neither...
RAB

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I've never met you David, so go on, I'll listen to (or read) your dits. So spin away young man...

(a very leading final sentence)..
2nd Clarinet

Hornblower wrote:
Me neither...



Count me out, too.........
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2nd Clarinet

RAB wrote:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww... I've never met you David, so go on, I'll listen to (or read) your dits. So spin away young man...

(a very leading final sentence)..



RAB.....

Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear......!

What have you done?

I think you've opened Pandora's Box.
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bootybandy

Pandora's not that type of girl Bob. You should know that!! tut tut...
2nd Clarinet

bootybandy wrote:
Pandora's not that type of girl Bob. You should know that!! tut tut...


Bootybandy....

You are right, I shouldn't have slighted Pandora.

I'll just have to 'Beaver' around and look for another phrase!
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FFoglamp

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duxbury's found us !!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, well !! Welcome DW ! Can't recall ever calling you Dave.

Not even when you got bored in the evening and invited half the band to the Hollywood Bowl, in one at a time portions.
RAB

FFoglamp wrote:
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Not even when you got bored in the evening and invited half the band to the Hollywood Bowl, in one at a time portions.


Nowt worse than a half told story

How the Hell will I sleep tonight now..???

I don't even have my pet Elk to counsell me now....
FFoglamp

I think DW can finish that one, along with his wealth of knowledge dits and humour.
RAB

FFoglamp wrote:
I think DW can finish that one, along with his wealth of knowledge dits and humour.


Hey D Dubayaaaaaah...

I seem to be the only one on here who doesn't know you...

Tell me a bit more about yersel.......
townsergeant

RAB wrote:
FFoglamp wrote:
I think DW can finish that one, along with his wealth of knowledge dits and humour.


Hey D Dubayaaaaaah...

I seem to be the only one on here who doesn't know you...

Tell me a bit more about yersel.......


I take it you're suffering with insomnia Rab?
RAB

townsergeant wrote:
I take it you're suffering with insomnia Rab?


..Something like that Billy...
bootybandy

Could it be "(Dip) Somania?

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