Apricot
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hello from me tooHi to one and all.
Yes, I am yet another one of those mad nelson bandies and yes I'm yet another woodwind player, but hey the world would be a much duller place without us.
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A
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APRICOT!
My partner in Bb crime!
It's about time you showed up missy! Welcome to the forums!
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greenfairy
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I think they're regretting the day I ever found this place now!! 
 Glad you decided to join us though 
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A
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I agree, it's all your fault GF, I had a life before this forum.....
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Apricot
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we liven the place up
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A
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Of course we do! Nelson would be a dull place without us. As indeed, the world would.
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Apricot
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By the way did I tell you guys I'm a chat room virgin (hmm maybe I shouldn't admit to that, but I'm sure you'll be gentle with me)!!!
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A
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You can't see it Apricot, but I'm rubbing ym hands with michievous glee!
Nah, not really. It's simple enough to use, and if you get stuck, ask Deli, our wonderful site admin (not that I'm sucking up or anything) for help.
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Astradyne
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Hello Apricot!
Safety in numbers so it seems.
You do realise messageboards will end up eating up loads of your time, don't you? I should be working right now - but a few more minutes won't do any harm...
Then minutes turn into hours, hours into days and before you know it you've been sacked. So have fun while you still can!
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A
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First one to 300 posts buys al the drinks at the festival......Oh wait! Greenfairy already has over 300 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lesbryan
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you will have to let her buy all the beer then I WOULD 
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A
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You have to wonder where all the other bands are...oh yes, that's right, having lives! 
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greenfairy
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I'd happily buy all the beers. Except for the lack of money (cos I do stupid things like buy expensive jackets and get very drunk at Robots gigs!)
I reckon Craigyboy should buy
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A
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And when that happens, I shall be crowned Queen of Narnia, and all the rivers shall flow with lucozade.
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bootybandy
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Welcome Apricot...have fun and post lots of interesting things about your musical colleagues. Blackmail IS allowed......
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A
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She has enough info to bury me in a huge vat of the brown smelly stuff....
but I love her and think she's tremedously fab and obviously the greatest woman in the world...........
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bootybandy
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| A wrote: | She has enough info to bury me in a huge vat of the brown smelly stuff....
but I love her and think she's tremedously fab and obviously the greatest woman in the world........... |
Come on then Apricot...there's your opportunity....
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tazwhit
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Y9ou never know Craig may feel generous seeing as he'l be leaving us. We can all dream hey!!
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Apricot
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| bootybandy wrote: | | A wrote: | She has enough info to bury me in a huge vat of the brown smelly stuff....
but I love her and think she's tremedously fab and obviously the greatest woman in the world........... |
Come on then Apricot...there's your opportunity.... |
As "A" well knows chocolate is the way to every girl's heart, so all she has to do to keep me stum is keep me sweet!
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Apricot
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| tazwhit wrote: | | Y9ou never know Craig may feel generous seeing as he'l be leaving us. We can all dream hey!! |
I just saw the pigs flying by my window...
actually that may be a little harsh as to be fair he did buy me an orange juice the other day.
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sticky blue
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Hi ya Apricot -
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Apricot
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hello to you sticky blue
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lesbryan
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Hello APRICOT nice name
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Apricot
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Hi big les bryan.
Thanks. Surprise, surprise it was given to me by a bandie who couldn't remember my real name and it kinda stuck, but I don't mind, after all it could've been much worse!
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RAB
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Hello Apricot....Welcome from Jockland....
Does your handle mean you've got a heart of stone..??? 
Chalky gave me a "fruity" nick-name as well...
He said I'm a figgin prune.......  ..
How rare...... 
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bootybandy
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| Apricot wrote: | Hi big les bryan.
Thanks. Surprise, surprise it was given to me by a bandie who couldn't remember my real name and it kinda stuck, but I don't mind, after all it could've been much worse! |
So are you an Abigail then???
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A
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Would u prefer milk, dark or white my dearest friend in all the world?????
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ANTS
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| Apricot wrote: | | tazwhit wrote: | | Y9ou never know Craig may feel generous seeing as he'l be leaving us. We can all dream hey!! |
I just saw the pigs flying by my window...
actually that may be a little harsh as to be fair he did buy me an orange juice the other day. |
and he did by a round at the hayling Island gig.....
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ANTS
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by the way..forgot to say 'welcome' apricot......
may nelson band rule...
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A
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And we do
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tazwhit
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Hurray for Neslon
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Apricot
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | Hello Apricot....Welcome from Jockland....
Does your handle mean you've got a heart of stone..??? |
hi up there.
Nope 'cos I'm all soft and gooey inside, must be all the chocolate melting in the sun
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lesbryan
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EMmmmmmmeeeee lovely chocolate melting inside gorgeous  :smt036
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Apricot
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| bootybandy wrote: | | Apricot wrote: | Hi big les bryan.
Thanks. Surprise, surprise it was given to me by a bandie who couldn't remember my real name and it kinda stuck, but I don't mind, after all it could've been much worse! |
So are you an Abigail then??? |
I said he couldn't remember my name, that doesn't necassarily mean it begins with an A!!! So no not Abigail, although if you want to call me that it's fine, better than anon anyhow.
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lesbryan
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Well abigail is a nice name
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Apricot
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A: chocolate preference = dark
Ants: hi-ya
All: nelson band, may we rule for ever and ever and ever...
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lesbryan
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Im just a big fat hairy matlot getting on a bit too
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Apricot
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| lesbryan wrote: | | Well abigail is a nice name |
Never said it wasn't!
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greenfairy
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Ooooh Apricot medear, just to say I'm not ignoring you - I have no credit on my phone 
Not sure what the plans are for Sat yet, hell I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow most of the time! 
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lesbryan
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Well it is its a nice name
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lesbryan
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I never know what i am doing the next day thats half the fun and surprise of it
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Apricot
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| lesbryan wrote: | | EMmmmmmmeeeee lovely chocolate melting inside gorgeous :smt036 |
get the distinct impression you're taking the mickey
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lesbryan
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No not at all.I am sorry if i come over that way but i am not .I dont take the mick
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Apricot
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hmmmm
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Aaron Aardvark
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When's Advocado coming in then, and Apple??
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sticky blue
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| lesbryan wrote: | No not at all.I am sorry if i come over that way but i am not . | Quote: | | I dont take the mick |
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fibber
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Apricot
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | When's Advocado coming in then, and Apple?? |
Don't think there are many more nelsonites who are *cool enough/*sad enough (*delete as appropriate) to spent their lives reading messages on here...
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RAB
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| lesbryan wrote: | | No not at all.I am sorry if i come over that way but i am not .I dont take the mick |
I'll vouch for Les..He's a real genuine guy who wholeheartedly takes part in all aspects of the forum....
Although he's Ex-Matelot, he is an adopted member of RMB, and all the way one of us.....
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Aaron Aardvark
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Hear ere 
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sticky blue
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | lesbryan wrote: | | No not at all.I am sorry if i come over that way but i am not .I dont take the mick |
I'll vouch for Les..He's a real genuine guy who wholeheartedly takes part in all aspects of the forum....
| Quote: | | Although he's Ex-Matelot, he is an adopted member of RMB, and all the way one of us..... |
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I wholeheartly agree with Rab - you could say he's 2 i/c Mascot
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lesbryan
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Well im sorry if you think like that but i cant change the way you think
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Aaron Aardvark
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You are ok mate!! dont let the little volly people get to you.....they will have me to answer to if they start.
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lesbryan
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People dont get to me.I dont intentionally throw abuse or diss anyone
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Aaron Aardvark
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You haven't thrown abuse mate or dissed anyone......ignore them.
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MrJpig
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | When's Advocado coming in then, and Apple?? |
You taking the mick??
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MrJpig
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| sticky blue wrote: | | RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: | | lesbryan wrote: | | No not at all.I am sorry if i come over that way but i am not .I dont take the mick |
I'll vouch for Les..He's a real genuine guy who wholeheartedly takes part in all aspects of the forum....
| Quote: | | Although he's Ex-Matelot, he is an adopted member of RMB, and all the way one of us..... |
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I wholeheartly agree with Rab - you could say he's 2 i/c Mascot |
Our LES hasn`t got a malicious bone in his body!!! just fat fingers...waaaaaaaaah ...HI LES OK MATE?? 
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lesbryan
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Yes im OK mate are you
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MrJpig
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I`m fine mate....Thanks for asking.
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A
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I don't think anyone was taking the mick or even seriously taking offence, there just weren't enough smilies is all!
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Aaron Aardvark
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Apricot
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like the frog.
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RAB
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OMG...A FLYING PEACOCK JUST PASSED MY WINDOW......
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Apricot
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | You are ok mate!! dont let the little volly people get to you.....they will have me to answer to if they start. |
huh? didn't think I was dissing anyone by asking if the michael was being taking out of my chocoholic status. Sorry if you took it like that.
Think I'd best shut up now just in case Mr Aardvark finds out where I live
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Apricot
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: |
OMG...A FLYING PEACOCK JUST PASSED MY WINDOW......
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I've lost the plot...
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RAB
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| Apricot wrote: | | I've lost the plot... |
Ooooh..good start...Your marbles go next......
aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha....
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2nd Clarinet
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Hello Apricote,
Welcome to the 'Krankenhousen'
By now, you will have guessed there is difficulty distinguishing the staff from the patients. 
Anyway, what do you blow, bang or pluck? 
Don't take any stick from these old men, they still think they can get into a size medium wooly pully. 
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sticky blue
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | Hello Apricote,
Welcome to the 'Krankenhousen'
By now, you will have guessed there is difficulty distinguishing the staff from the patients.
Anyway, what do you blow, bang or pluck?
| Quote: | | Don't take any stick from these old men, they still think they can get into a size medium wooly pully. |
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Pot - Kettle - Black - on all counts
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Aaron Aardvark
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | | they still think they can get into a size medium wooly pully. |
actually I still can get into a medium sized wooly pully...well i could if someone hadn't nicked it 
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sticky blue
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I sold mine -
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Apricot
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | Hello Apricote,
Welcome to the 'Krankenhousen'
By now, you will have guessed there is difficulty distinguishing the staff from the patients.
Anyway, what do you blow, bang or pluck?
Don't take any stick from these old men, they still think they can get into a size medium wooly pully. |
hello to you 2nd clarinet.
Funnily enough I actually play (play being the debatable word there) clarinet! Usually second, often first if one or other of them doesn't turn up.
Krankenhousen hey, think I'm gonna fit right in here.
and why guys do you even want to wear a woolly pully in this weather?
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sticky blue
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| Apricot wrote: | | 2nd Clarinet wrote: | Hello Apricote,
Welcome to the 'Krankenhousen'
By now, you will have guessed there is difficulty distinguishing the staff from the patients.
Anyway, what do you blow, bang or pluck?
Don't take any stick from these old men, they still think they can get into a size medium wooly pully. |
hello to you 2nd clarinet.
Funnily enough I actually play (play being the debatable word there) clarinet! Usually second, often first if one or other of them doesn't turn up.
Krankenhousen hey, think I'm gonna fit right in here.
and | Quote: | | why guys do you even want to wear a woolly pully in this weather |
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saves ironing a shirt -
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Apricot
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why'd you want to do that?
especially when you know that if you turn up for gig and your shirt is that bad the bandie notices, all you have to do is offer to let him iron it for you 
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sticky blue
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| Apricot wrote: | | why'd you want to do that? |
'cause you'd get a bollakin  off the Drum Major or worse - gulp!
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sticky blue
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[quote="Apricot"]why'd you want to do that?
especially when you know that if you turn up for gig and your shirt is that bad the bandie notices, | Code: | | all you have to do is offer to let him iron it for you :smt081[/quote] |
sudden death springs to mind - 
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Apricot
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you forget, nice young girlies like us can often get away with such cheekiness
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A
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Ah the relaxed life of a vollie bandy...people keep telling me that it's a laidback hobby but I've yet to notice.
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Apricot
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You're obviously spending too much time in the band room then! 
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A
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With the festival coming up it's not that easy. Two phones going off simultaneously all day, not to mention all the other admin that needs doing.
You'll thank me and Craig later when the festival goes without a hitch!
And if they ARE any problems, it's Craig's fault.
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bootybandy
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I thought all you girlies could multi-task??????
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Apricot
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arh bless, no need to get defensive, we all know what a wonderful job you 2 are doing for us. 
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A
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That reminds me, I've got to finish the Blue Band article. I'm in two minds as to whether to submit it before the festival or the Monday after which is the cut off point so that we can include results.
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Apricot
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only if we win, which we will, of course
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A
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Apricot
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what you laughing for, we did last year didn't we?
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A
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Very true.
I'm just nervous as you can imagine. Eric is a tough act to follow.
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Apricot
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but your solo is good too, especially now you've had your tango lesson. You get better every time we go through it
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A
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I've got two weeks and will have a swollen face minus teeth.
Tango was good though!
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Apricot
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look on the bright side, your toothache will have gone.
I sure I've mentioned that dancing cures all evils, well it works for me anyhow
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A
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I'll feel more confident nearer the time I hope. Ed should be there (yay!) to give me cuddles and I have you lot to be my fan club!
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Apricot
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yes and with any luck I might even manage to persuade a few of my none-band mates (yes I do actually have some, but they are just as mad as me) to come along, on the condition that they clap politely for everyone else and cheer very loudly for us!
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A
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Ooooh persuade Roger to come, he's funny!
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greenfairy
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*resists the urge to shout "welease Woger" loudly*
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bootybandy
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We have no Wodger, or Wodewick or Wudolph the Wed nose Weindeer.....but we do have a couple of Brians.....
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Hornblower
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | 2nd Clarinet wrote: | | they still think they can get into a size medium wooly pully. |
actually I still can get into a medium sized wooly pully...well i could if someone hadn't nicked it |
fark off!
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Hornblower
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| bootybandy wrote: | | We have no Wodger, or Wodewick or Wudolph the Wed nose Weindeer.....but we do have a couple of Brians..... |
Do we weally? I thought we had a couple of Bwians....
Oh well - what do I know?
(Please don't answer, you'll wuin the illusion)
Was that nibble above OK for you Aa Aa? You can have it back any time you like, just PM me your addy... (Yeah wight)
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Aaron Aardvark
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| Hornblower wrote: |
Was that nibble above OK for you Aa Aa? You can have it back any time you like, just PM me your addy... (Yeah wight) |
I want my wooly pully back you wogue wascal In fact....forget it. You can keep it........i have a nice new one now. 
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Hornblower
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Wot colour you wotter?
When I wob a wooly pully it stays wobbed.
Hmmmmm, was yours a tank top? Looked like a fwitzed TV?
Be careful how you answer this, cos if it was (like above) I know who you is...
Oh - and this could be a twick question too.
Bye bye for now Aawan.
(This is the message I was twying to send when the server was down - thanks for the weply)
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Aaron Aardvark
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You haven't got a clue who I am and I can assure you I am not who you think I am. wahhhhhhhh......wah wah wah. I am not Duxbury so there.....
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Aaron Aardvark
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And I am not a Bwian either.
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Hornblower
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You don't know who you think I think you are...
But I can tell you this - I didn't think for a minute you were DW.
Yous too funny!
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