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EMMA

Hello!!

Well considering Andy has signed up thought I would give this thing a go too!!

I'm Emma and I am one of the solo cornets at Drake VB (and ex-Seahawk VB member!!), well I try to play solo cornet anyway but those top G's and stuff are horrid!!

I'm not as important as Andy up front in the band, I'm just the one at the back playing the all important tune!!!!
Co-admin

Welcome Emma. What would a Drum Major do without music? No band, no music.
I hope you enjoy the forum.
EMMA

I know - gotta keep Andy and Martyn happy though they'll make us do more wheels and countermarches otherwise and how we love those!!!!
townsergeant

You're not the Emma I know, are you?

Is your surname Royd?
andtroy

You can cream for that
EMMA

townsergeant wrote:
You're not the Emma I know, are you?

Is your surname Royd?


Ummmmm don't think so - sorry
Co-admin

EMMA wrote:

Ummmmm don't think so - sorry

It isn't Ridge is it?
Judith

Emma

her surname is ***** i hope to see her soon judith
townsergeant

Re: Emma

Judith wrote:
her surname is ***** i hope to see her soon judith


When you see her Judith, make sure her EmmaRoyd doesn't EmmaRidge!
Judith

joke

that is sooo bad it doesn't derverve to be mentioned
townsergeant

Re: joke

Judith wrote:
that is sooo bad it doesn't derverve to be mentioned


Looks like I will have to EmmaGrate to another thread!
A

townsergeant wrote:
You're not the Emma I know, are you?

Is your surname Royd?


I'm so slow, I've only just realised why that's funny!
townsergeant

Re: joke

townsergeant wrote:
Judith wrote:
that is sooo bad it doesn't derverve to be mentioned


Looks like I will have to EmmaGrate to another thread!


I've decided to EmmaGrate to the Southern EmmaSphere!
FFoglamp

Hey Mr.Townsergeant !

Can she play emmademisemiquavers then ?
townsergeant

NAH!!!
EMMA

Oh yeah panic not I have just got that one as well - bit slow sorry!!!! Bit of a comic aren't you TownSergeant

Oh and cheers for giving away all the personal information there Judith!!!!
EMMA

A wrote:
townsergeant wrote:
You're not the Emma I know, are you?

Is your surname Royd?


I'm so slow, I've only just realised why that's funny!


Me too - don't worry!! Its about me as well - doubly embarrassing!!
RAB

[quote="EMMA"]
A wrote:
- doubly embarrassing!!


Shouldn't that read EMMABARASSED..?? ..

Oh now don't be like that Emma.. you're surrounded by mates here...
EMMA

[quote="RAB(Jock)THOMSON"]
EMMA wrote:
A wrote:
- doubly embarrassing!!


Shouldn't that read EMMABARASSED..?? ..

Oh now don't be like that Emma.. you're surrounded by mates here...


Guess I walked into that one really!! Well done Rab - another comic!
RAB

EMMA wrote:
Guess I walked into that one really!! Well done Rab - another comic!


Think I'm a comic Emma..?? Come out amongst the RMB threads and you'll be well entertained by the real comics.. Have fun..
Aaron Aardvark

There are some really immature jokes emmanating from this room
EMMA

RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
EMMA wrote:
Guess I walked into that one really!! Well done Rab - another comic!


Think I'm a comic Emma..?? Come out amongst the RMB threads and you'll be well entertained by the real comics.. Have fun..


Oh blimey let loose on a forum with a load of RM's - people will talk! I'll go check things out then!
RAB

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
There are some really immature jokes emmanating from this room


EMM..A think they're coming to get you lass.. Get out of there quickly..

Hide in the coffee boat...
EMMA

RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
Aaron Aardvark wrote:
There are some really immature jokes emmanating from this room


EMM..A think they're coming to get you lass.. Get out of there quickly..

Hide in the coffee boat...


I know!! Scared now!!!
RAB

EMMA wrote:
I know!! Scared now!!!


Nothing to fear..Honest.. Just ask for Aardvark protection.. .. He'll look after you for a very reasonable fee...
EMMA

RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
EMMA wrote:
I know!! Scared now!!!


Nothing to fear..Honest.. Just ask for Aardvark protection.. .. He'll look after you for a very reasonable fee...


Sounds interesting!!! You are a bit cheeky aren't you
Aaron Aardvark

EMMA wrote:
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
EMMA wrote:
I know!! Scared now!!!


Nothing to fear..Honest.. Just ask for Aardvark protection.. .. He'll look after you for a very reasonable fee...


Sounds interesting!!! You are a bit cheeky aren't you



Im cheeky......big pink hairy cheeks. Actually they are ok at the moment. I had an aardvarse polish last night.

Give me 2 dozen chocolate ants and a tin of Aardvarse Pink and i'll look after you Save you from all thse nasty old farts.
lesbryan

were all a bit cheeky on here its all just good clean(well)fun Haaa Haaa
EMMA

lesbryan wrote:
were all a bit cheeky on here its all just good clean(well)fun Haaa Haaa


I can tell that you lot have fun - I am quite flattered by the all the Emma "jokes" - he he!!!
RAB

Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Save you from all thse nasty old farts.


Stay well away from that aardvarse Emma.. Or it won't be the old farts you have to worry about.. It'll be the new ones...
EMMA

RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Save you from all thse nasty old farts.


Stay well away from that aardvarse Emma.. Or it won't be the old farts you have to worry about.. It'll be the new ones...


Ok Uncle Rab I shall take your advice
Aaron Aardvark

phrrrrrppppppppppppp whoooooooooohhhaa That was a gooood one. ahh
Co-admin

RAB

admin@home wrote:


OPEN A BLOODY WINDOW ROYAL..!!!!..HURRY,,!!
EMMA

Well said Rab and please will you boys stop breaking wind on my thread - thanks

(Note "breaking wind" - I am trying to be polite and a good impression of Drake here!!! Martyn will be proud!!)
RAB

EMMA wrote:
(Note "breaking wind" - I am trying to be polite and a good impression of Drake here!!! Martyn will be proud!!)


Sorry Emma.. Polite..Matelot.. Bandie...
Can't be used in the same sentence....
EMMA

RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
EMMA wrote:
(Note "breaking wind" - I am trying to be polite and a good impression of Drake here!!! Martyn will be proud!!)


Sorry Emma.. Polite..Matelot.. Bandie...
Can't be used in the same sentence....


No I, personally, am trying to be polite!!
alun turner

Hello Emma
EMMA

Alun - hello!!! Long time no see - what is it 22hours or something????

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