The Donkey
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Hi.Hi everybody!
Hi Dotor Zed!
Don't forget the mulled wine Rasher.
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admin
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Re: Hi.You don't mean... | The Donkey wrote: | | Hi Dotor Zed! |
He is a real doctor do you? No wonder I can't get my viagra prescription...
No, the viagra isn't for that! It is to stop me from rolling out of bed at night 
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ZedHorn
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DotorZedSHE is a real doctor....
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Co-admin
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A female doctor, result! Any chance of the Viagra then?  It's that or I'll have concussion by the end of the week
A very warm welcome to all from the Collingwood Volunteer band and all the other bands as well. Please sperad the word of the forum around the volunteer band community and any others
Make yourself at home and enjoy your very own corner of cyberspace. You can paint it any colour you want providing it is Magnolia, the bar is open daily and closes daily (we don't know which day yet but it will).
If you have any suggestions for the forum please let me know.
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Aaron Aardvark
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yesh sperad the word.
My mate had a viagra once. It got stuck in his throat. He had a stiff neck for weeks. 
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evs131
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Is it true that you see blue after viagra?!!
Like to say hi to the Doc...........
HI DOC 
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The Donkey
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HiI've heard that you can get viagra eye drops now. They don't do much for your sex life but they make you look really hard.
Also as I'm sure the Doc will confirm, the correct medical name for viagra is actually 'micoxafloppin'.
Ta
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FFoglamp
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If Aaron had some viagra would he be a Hardvark.
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Aaron Aardvark
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Who needs viagra? I'm already an hardvark. I have some funny arm padding stuff remember and a green beret,  and.....IM NAKED!!!
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ZedHorn
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viagranot sure about seeing blue Phil but lets just hope you don't see brown! Z
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RAB
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| Aaron Aardvark wrote: | | Who needs viagra? I'm already an hardvark. I have some funny arm padding stuff remember and a green beret, and.....IM NAKED!!! |
WOW!! SCARY!!..Next you'll be telling us you're an EGGSpert in unarmed combat.. 
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MrJpig
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Stopped a lorry at a road check early one morning in the middle of bumblef*%k and the conversation went a bit like this:-
ME: Morning driver
DRIVER : Morning Constable how can I help you?
ME: There has been a lorry load of Viagra stolen and we are looking for three hardened criminals
DRIVER: (deadly serious look on his face) Oh that`s not so good, have you got a registration number and if I see it I`ll ring you!!
Is it me, or does anyone else find that most civvies haven`t got a sense of humour??
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RAB
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| andy wymer wrote: | | Stopped a lorry at a road check early one morning in the middle of bumblef*%k |
ANDY
Going skiing this weekend..is the bumblef*%k to Tomintoull road open?
I'll be driving a pink Reliant Robin convertibleGTXi..I'll be wearing very little apart from some funny arm padding stuff and a green beret..If stopped I am armed with 6 dozen eggs(free range of course)
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admin
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| andy wymer wrote: | | Is it me, or does anyone else find that most civvies haven`t got a sense of humour?? |
Andy,
I know many of the EX factor who say exactly the same
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The Donkey
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FunnyAs Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!"
There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,"There!
That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,'See?
I told you, with a face like that, she was still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy.
Once
a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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Aaron Aardvark
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I'm sure I just read that somwhere else. I need to get out more. 
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MrJpig
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RAB
Give me the registration number and I`ll keep an eye open for you!!
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