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| bootybandy |
I'll Name That Tune in...........Title and Composer please.......Bollox $hit 'kin A'holes....... Have you got it yet????? |
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| RAB |
 ..I remember one similar to that Brian..
Gee whizz farkin arseholes... (The Scottish Overture)... 
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| bootybandy |
Don't forget the Composer Rab......Oh, and try setting one yersel.. | ||||
| RAB |
Can't name the composer Bri. ...Can't spell Mendlesson..
OK.." Have you ever caught your bollox in a rat trap.".... Not you personally mate, that's my entry..
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| bootybandy |
National Emblem..by Bagley. One of my favourite marches with a superb Trio/Bass passage. | ||||
| MrJpig |
Oh what a pity she`d only one titty to feed the baby on..
Blaze Away....Abe Holzmann |
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| RAB |
..Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... 
Next time I attend a quiz ANDY, I want you to be the quiz master..I thank you for giving the answer at the same time as the question mate. Very Festive of you.. That's the spirit..
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| MrJpig |
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH always willing to be of assistance...note to self...read properly when tired!!
Try this one Oh what a pity the pubs in the city all close at half past ten.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 
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| RAB |
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. ..Blaze Away 2...Abe Holzmann the 2nd..????
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| MrJpig |
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
Try this one for size.
My aunts name is Emilina water bucket and she comes from Burton on Trent. When she rides her bicycle round the town she makes sure the saddle is bent. |
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
Or maybe much easier.
Nippy Nippy Ninety Nine. |
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| bootybandy |
Kerrriiist....You've got me there Mick...Ain't got a Scooby mate. | ||||
| RAB |
...More like bugle calls to me ...Reveille nearly fits here... ..But not quite...  
Who wrote it..??? Some sadistic bar steward... 
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| MrJpig |
It`s the intro to Barwick Green by Arthur Wood
http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wm...0002ZZT001004/105-8594332-1123657 |
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| joe90 |
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| Hornblower |
Must be a trombone thaang... | ||||
| Mr Bass Trombone |
You  are the weakest  link  . Goodbye.
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
Whose a clever boy then.I knew I taught you something. I am now going to post another and you are NOT(R)NOT allowed to submit a answer cos you taught it to me, OK. | ||||
| Mr Bass Trombone |
Try this one for size Joe 90 is banned.
I'd like to go an eskimo upon a block of ice, Although it would be rather cold, it would be ferkin nice. |
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| joe90 |
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
We were on a stage in Knorrkopping Sweden probably my first gig with you, if that helps but you are still banned. | ||||
| RAB |
 ..I love to go a-wandering, along a mountain track"..
The Happy Wanderer, words and music by Antonio Ridge & Friedrich Moller... 
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| joe90 |
Any, as I'm banned from this tune, here's another: s£%*holes are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday........... |
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| MrJpig |
Must be.....cos my tune fits the words perfect and I can`t find the bit in Ballet Egyptien that matches these words anywhere. Oh well ... once a philistine....
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| RAB |
..Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..I can't confirm either way ANDY.. I checked out the Sand Dance Tune from the Ballet ages ago, but i couldn't find the tune I've been harping on all day to you about..
Well at least you and I will be able to understand what I'm rattlin' on about...
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| townsergeant |
It's the real thing? AKA ''I'd like to teach the world to sing''. (Coca Cola/The New Seekers)
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
Well done to the town sergeant, nice try Andy.
Ballet Egyptian if my memory serves me right it is the opening bars. Joe 90 mi old mucker La Donna Mobile. Still no answers for , NIPPY NIPPY NINETY NINE. There is always(Bollox was all the band could play) or Hitler has only got one ball, Himler has got no balls at all. |
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| joe90 |
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
Your clever but then againyou had a few good teachers. | ||||
| admin |
No, that goes: Stick this march right up your ar$e, it's a plie of dump! 
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| bootybandy |
Possibly Colonel Bogey by Alford... |
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
Yep to easy that really. I have seen that you are attending this years bash at Portsmouth, I considered the West but my other half tells me that those dates are already booked. So I wiil see you at the bar inPortsmouth.Cant promise San Mig though.
Adios. |
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| RAB |
Errrrrrrrrrr..Swede Moyle used to sing that song regularly at Chatham in 1969..To the tune of the Happy Wanderer.. ..
It's the real thing was released in..???...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Oh well, perhaps it was re-vamped and tweaked to fit the more modern tune.. 
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| joe90 |
Spot on Rab,- | ||||
| bootybandy |
Was the Eskimo's name Valerie? per chance?
I only knew one called Nell... |
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| townsergeant |
What about naming these two tunes?
'POPPADOM....CHAPATI & MEAT MADRAS'. 
and 'TOP OF THE WALL-BARRRRRRRRRRSSSSS'..........GO!
Far too easy, I know!
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| geekygirl |
Is the first of those 'POPPADOM....CHAPATI & MEAT MADRAS' the Radestky March?
It almost fits... 
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| townsergeant |
Not even warm! (Meat Madras...get it? Not even WARM.....Oh, I give up!) Anyway, you are WRONG!
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| eastneyslapper |
This is a chunk of Carmen!! My theory teacher at school taught us the same words...
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| 2nd Clarinet |
Here's one from a long time ago.......
Ping Pong Balls, Ping Pong Balls, Ping Pong, Ping Pong Balls.......... |
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| eastney hooker |
I can remember Oscar Richards singing "When we get married we'll have sausage, egg and chips for tea." It was a selection played at many a gig both orch and mb, someone out there must remember the title. | ||||
| 2nd Clarinet |
TRy singing it to.... Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, |
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| townsergeant |
I DO!
It's The Arcadians by Lionel Monckton.........Give that man a banana!
Nobody has answered my previous ones.....yet?
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| MrJpig |
Washington Post...Sousa
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| RAB |
..Tom Gallacher's signature tune.. I could hum it, but for the life of me can't remember the name..Strangely enough it's a very popular tune for the Aberdeen saxes....
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| townsergeant |
NAH!
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
POMPADOM CHAPATI ANDMEAT MADRAS
Could it be one the Hungarian Rhapsodies, possible No1?? |
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
This may set a few grey cells in motion
Step inside you big commando Steak egg chips and fried tomato |
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| townsergeant |
NOPE!
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
As it's winter and cold in the uk, try 'Mulligatorny Soup' | ||||
| joe90 |
Wash it down with marsavino........ Come Back To Sorrento Ernesto DeCurtis |
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| Mr Bass Trombone |
So u went to Malta as well. Merry christmas old Buddy. | ||||
| townsergeant |
As it's Xmas...here are the answers: No.1 is Scheherazade No. 2 is Svensden's Norwegian Rhapsosy No.1 Better luck next time!
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