The Donkey
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I wandered lonely as a cloud....It's all gone a bit quiet over here again.
More effort needed all round I think!
Zed, I keep on seeing your doppleganger on a push bike around Liverpool Road gate.
I could have sworn it was you the other day and couldn't understand why you didn't wave back.
Are you working on some kind of semi legal cloning experiment?
If so, is the purpose to able to be in 2 bars at the same time?!??!
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ZedHorn
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honestly - why do I have a name for myself as always being drunk or in the process of getting that way!
perfectly sober tonight adn [acking for my holiday!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
defo wasn't me tho' Donkey - obviously... riding a bike with a french horn - more up Botty's street of fun I reckon...
Z xx
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admin
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Re: I wandered lonely as a cloud.... | The Donkey wrote: |
If so, is the purpose to able to be in 2 bars at the same time?!??!
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Careful Donkey, she resembles that remark... did I put resembles? Oh dear, perhaps we have you sussed Zed 
Donkey, you are to double away smartly and press gang some vollies from Collingwood onto the forum so you have some people to poke with a stick. You will be paid the princely sum of one telephone call, on the pusser's network, to any telephone number within HMS Collingwood that you want per new member. Yes, that was PER new member. Now go and start giving the bulger's shilling (don't tell the bulger you have his shilling or he'll become very upset) to the unsuspecting vollies of Collingwood... mwahhh ha ha (Evil laugh)
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Hornblower
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You have the evil laugh of a girlie my Lord... 
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Chrissie B
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Hello. You're not alone Donkey, I'm on the forum.
Good gig Monday wasn't it? I wonder if any of the other bands have ever had a member of the audience thrown out (of a church!) for enjoying the performance too much!
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Quasijock
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| Quote: | | I wonder if any of the other bands have ever had a member of the audience thrown out (of a church!) for enjoying the performance too much! |
NEVER..... The band usually outnumber the audience at most gigs anyway.
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greenfairy
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Audiences are supposed to enjoy our performances? 
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Quasijock
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Careful now GF, you're only giving ammo to those so called expert ex-pro's down under!!
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greenfairy
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Fair point mate. Will leave my lack-of sense of humour in the super-secret Nelson Bandroom forum.......
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Hornblower
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Now that's what I call a secret!!!
(Your secret's safe with me though...)
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greenfairy
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Is it a secret though or just a red herring? Do we really exist or are we just part of someone's inescapable nightmare? Why is the sky blue (or bordering on gray-ish)?
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Hornblower
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Too deep for my l'il ol' brain... 
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ZedHorn
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| Chrissie B wrote: | ? I wonder if any of the other bands have ever had a member of the audience thrown out (of a church!) for enjoying the performance too much!
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spill spill... i leave the band after 4 1/2 years and finally something exciting happens, well apart from Gambia, Vannes, Durley, weddings, christenings, barmitzvahs, parties, beers and curries...
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bootybandy
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| ZedHorn wrote: | defo wasn't me tho' Donkey - obviously... riding a bike with a french horn - more up Botty's street of fun I reckon...
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Oi !!! I resemble that remark..
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Chrissie B
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | spill spill... i leave the band after 4 1/2 years and finally something exciting happens, well apart from Gambia, Vannes, Durley, weddings, christenings, barmitzvahs, parties, beers and curries... |
We played the annual fund-raiser in the church at Titchfield on Monday and an old bloke sat in the front pew and heckled throughout the first half. He shouted things like "I didn't expect to enjoy this ... I thought it was going to be cr*p" and "Phwoah, that Betty Grable she had a great figure". His most glorious moment, though, was singing "I DID IT MY WAY" in a pub singer style, just as Tony was taking a breath ready for his solo bit at the end of the Sinatra medley.
The good ladies of St Peter's threw him out of the church at half time. The second half wasn't nearly so much fun!
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Hornblower
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They really hurt when they frog-marched me out. I think they deliberately pinched me too    
(What's wrong with my singing anyway )
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Chrissie B
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We missed you in the second half Mr HB. Will you come to the band festival (you can "support" all the other bands, but we'll send you to the pub when Collingwood are playing!)
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Hornblower
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It's up to you New York - Neeew Yooooooork
Neeeeewwwwww Yoooooorrrrrrrrrk!!!!! 
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ZedHorn
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you see it would never have been you HB, you would have had the respect to let Tony come in in Sinatra - then heckle trough the woodwind waffle!!!
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The Donkey
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That was certainly amusing, but I was really dissapointed that he wasn't in the pub afterwards.
I thought he would have bought us all a beer!!!
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Chrissie B
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | you see it would never have been you HB, you would have had the respect to let Tony come in in Sinatra - then heckle trough the woodwind waffle!!! |
Oi bird! Woodwind waffle? That's rich... when did you ever hear any woodwind waffle over the top of your noisy twisted-up alpine horn thingy?
You know we just sit there moving all the fingers up then all the fingers down really quickly and making sounds so high only dogs can hear them! 
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Hornblower
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Steady Chrissie - that's a horn player you're dissing!!!
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Chrissie B
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I know - brave aren't I? 
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bootybandy
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Go get em girl.....I'm right behind you.......
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Hornblower
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Typical...
Watch yer back Chrissie - he's the last person you'd want behind you!! 
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