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| ZedHorn |
let's get this party startedsuppose now I'm here I should start getting those Heronites forumised....we are talking somerset tho.... landlines are one thing, mobile phones something else... the internet... steady on!!! Z xxx |
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| lesbryan |
Yeah get them going zed || 
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| Siegfried |
Hi Zed - can anyone join in on this Forum ??
Or is it only for Bandys ? |
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| RAB |
 
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| Siegfried |
Meaning - perhaps they would rather enjoy their own Company - or associated Musicians - and not have non-playing louts like myself joining in?
Noticed on some threads a baring of teeth when 'others' trespassed - and as a newbie - I wont get involved with internecine warfare... |
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| RAB |
Batter on Siegs..Or you'll miss out on the fun...  These are all open rooms, and humorous thread hijacking is part and parcel mate...
If anyone doesn't want to refer to your posts, they just post over your head.... Happens to me all the time..... 
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| Siegfried |
...and I thought it was just me Rab....
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| ZedHorn |
well so far I seem to be the only one from Heron who knows what a computer is!! I have a suspicion that Phil Lambton and Mandy are something to do with this motley crew but not owning up to anything that's for sure!!! Bah Humbug!!! |
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| Apricot |
Keep trying Zed, they can't all live in the dark with no light from the nice glowing computer screen forever you know | ||||
| ZedHorn |
not sure about that Apricot...
the way they drive down by the air station I wonder if they realise the war is over.... and i'm talking about WWI and II!!! |
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| RAB |
Oooh.. When did that happen Zed..??? Nobody told us up here...
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| Siegfried |
Nil Desperandum, Zed - the Paras will aid and support you ! What's all this scientificologistery stuff then ?? ''Bah !! Humbug'' you said,and that comes from Scrooge,by Dickens,and you said you never did anything other than science and stuff.. Methinks you protesteth too much... 
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| ZedHorn |
me thinks you have too much free time!!!! | ||||
| Siegfried |
...but my Boots are clean !!!
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| admin |
Zed... rally the Heronites and have them for up in the forum! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
speak english boy???? I will try and Rally a few zumerzetians but we're on leave for Easter. Could try poking a pm at Mandy or lampton I suppose.... |
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| ZedHorn |
and SO are mine!!!! it's the HB who has the filthy shoes... I've just got a filthy mind!!!!
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| Siegfried |
Said Zed:-
I've just got a filthy mind!!!! ...but a beautiful Horn.. |
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| ZedHorn |
thankyou!!
giggle giggle..... |
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| Siegfried |
Crumbs ! I think I may have said summat daft there...
(...trust you Zed...!! )
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| Gromit |
Ola! I'm a Heronite but don't be impressed - a professional (Doctor) had to show me how to log on..... 
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| Dan A |
did she wipe your butt to Vomit...liked the idea of the camel sack with B&C...way to go buddy | ||||
| ZedHorn |
don't do wiping!!!! she loved it!
as for the gig.. army wives.. interesting dress sense!!! 'did you get dressed in the dark!' |
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| Dan A |
LOL....army wives...true story....Portsmouth Band circa 1977 went on a Sgts mess gig to Worthy Down...home of the Royal Army Pay Corp......dance floor cleared and someone had laid a log in the middle of the floor....difficult for a guy in mess dress!!! | ||||
| admin |
Zed... you have recruited another forumite! Well done you... now double away smartly and get a couple more and you will have enough for a... err... one, two, three, four... errr... trio plus one
At least you aren't on your own now 
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| ZedHorn |
it's taken 4 months to get Gromit on board, by Christmas we might just make a buskable quartet? you wanna come and shake the tin?
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| lesbryan |
10% commission ?????????
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| ZedHorn |
sod off!!! that's our beer kitty, we're playing for! | ||||
| The Donkey |
Zed, there ain't a big enough tin in the world for your beer kitty.... | ||||
| ZedHorn |
not true - just depends where you are in the world - one icki one beer... remember! happy days!!! | ||||
| The Donkey |
beerAh yes, I remember.In fact I've just been looking the pool on Google Earth! Ciao |
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| Gromit |
Hang on a mo, I'm now in Somerset but I learn't a trick from my home county of Cornwall (Technology Mecca of Britain) - if you want a light on just open the fridge - do you think this is the stone age - core blimey! |
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| MrJpig |
Here y`ar...something for Admin to start with
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| bootybandy |
One icki and four Plebs will get you stacks of hooch. 
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| Gromit |
Thanks very much. Have tried the whole photbucket thing a few months back but didn't get very far. "Cracking picture, Gromit". 
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| Quasijock |
Hey Gromit. You going to use the Avatar or what? | ||||
| Gromit |
Show me how to do it then... !! xx |
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| Wee Mac McDrums |
Quasi,
I thought Avatars were made extinct thousands of years ago 'cause they couldn't stand the noise of all those (LOUD) trumbone playing dinosaurs? (not that your a (?) dinosaur!!!). |
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| admin |
Fairly easy really... 1 Find the meaning of life 2 Understand women 3 Discover 2 unknown species of human 4 Invert time and replay the 1966 World Cup Final in colour with the commentary by St Peter the half-back 5 Sit back, put your feet up and watch me do it for you
6 See how good it looks and bask in the glory of the Avatar |
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| lesbryan |
understand em all and could do em all except number two that baffles me completely |||  
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| greenfairy |
Women aren't meant to be understood, we're just meant to be worshipped for the divine beings that we are 
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| Hornblower |
So that's where I've bin goin' wrong!!?
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| MrJpig |
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| greenfairy |
Well if you're wanting a bit of practise....
Be interesting to see how people score 
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| Hornblower |
Can't remember the last time I scored!
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| greenfairy |
I know that feeling
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| Gromit |
Thanx Deli (and Mr Jpig) for the Avatar. Mwah Mwah Mwah 
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| pussycat |
Gromit,
Thanks for making it a Grand Day Out on Friday. x |
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| Gromit |
You're welcome. There is a 'big thankyou' thread in general chat.
See you at Band fest. x |
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