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| The Donkey |
MmmmmmmmmmI've just noticed that there's a good selection of Collingwooders on here at the moBut who will be the 1st to reply............. |
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| Chrissie B |
It won't be me... | ||||
| ZedHorn |
me neither!!! | ||||
| ZedHorn |
Oh... and technically I'm not a collingwoody anymore...
but you know what they say.. you can take the girl out of the band! |
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| The Donkey |
I can't remember the last time I saw you Chris.
Thanks for the text about Elkie. Best use for it if you ask me............... |
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| ZedHorn |
gossip... spill Donkey boy!! what's he done now??? | ||||
| The Donkey |
It's worth getting excited about.
He's actually been a good boy for a change. Apart from the other thing he was telling me about earlier that is...... |
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| ZedHorn |
continue..... (within reason) | ||||
| The Donkey |
The good thing is that he won Field Gunner of the year.
The bad thing is just a usual Elkie dit. (Alcohol, rozzers Ect ect). Nothing out of the ordinary |
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| Chrissie B |
He won the "Field Gunner of the Year" award ... we suggested it was for entertainment value, seeing as he managed to let the thing run over his foot and suffered various other mishaps. | ||||
| The Donkey |
That's probably the most shocking news about Elkie.
He seems to have gone a whole week without biffing himself!! |
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| ZedHorn |
he had a broken ankle last time i spoke to him....
muppet!!! |
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| ZedHorn |
'biffing'.............. | ||||
| Gromit |
Naval term - to Biff- to injure oneself - look at that chap with the crutch under his arm, what a biff. You thought it was rude - didn't ya? mwah mwah |
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| ZedHorn |
well you know where your 'biffon' is don't ya.... | ||||
| The Donkey |
Biffins Bridge | ||||
| Hornblower |
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| Gromit |
Nopes? |
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| Hornblower |
Seems like the Donkey knows G... 
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| ZedHorn |
well I ain't showing you.... and let's just say if he thinks he needs a GPS to find it.... then he's not the man for you Gilly! |
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| Hornblower |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
Nice one Zed 
Are we the only 2 that know where Biffin's Bridge is? Tom Tom will never find it..... |
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| The Donkey |
I put it in Google Earth and it linked to a very strange site that made me have to go and lie down in a darkened room........... | ||||
| greenfairy |
I had to do a double take with a "that's not where I think it is, is it?!!"
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| bootybandy |
Oooo errrrrr missus.
Click on this link if you don't know where it's located. Over 18's only.... Biffins Bridge |
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| The Donkey |
I dread to think what you were actually looking for when you found that link!!!!!!! | ||||
| Hornblower |
He's been looking all his life Donkey!
Glad to see you've finally found it Botty. 
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| ZedHorn |
bought a GPS then mate!!! | ||||
| The Donkey |
I know you can change the language most sat navs, but I didn't know that they had a Jack speak switch!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||
| bootybandy |
I just Googled Biffins Bridge? |
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| ZedHorn |
and did Mrs Botty enjoy it?????
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| lesbryan |
Biffins bridge Connecting tissue between vulva and anus or the shelf between the "playpen" and the "gash chute"
A destroyer mans explanation  
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| Hornblower |
Well Botty - answer the lady!!!
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| bootybandy |
Googling was fun....Q | ||||
| Hornblower |
For whom?
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| Pompey Rich |
Biffin???? I thought it was called a twernt. Now that'll confuse you.
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| bootybandy |
Twon't | ||||
| ZedHorn |
Twoddle..... | ||||
| bootybandy |
Twas.... | ||||
| Pompey Rich |
Twill.
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| Hornblower |
tw@t | ||||
| bootybandy |
Hahahahahahahahaha Just won my bet....Cheers Stu. | ||||
| Hornblower |
HTH
Your round
(No Botty - don't start that again! You're NOT round OK?)
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