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| A |
My brain is brokenIt's not often I dream about what will go wrong for us at the festival 11 months before the event,but last night I dreamt that 1 week to the Bambara, we realised we hadn't had a marching rehearsal at all (sound familiar Melch?  ) and hadn't decided on a programme for the afternoon concert.
In fact, we'd done bugger all. In a panic I headed over to Deli's for some "sound wisdom". I discovered he'd turned half the BB office into a corner shop, and was doing a roaring trade with the corporals in 99s and Fabs. (And Deli, £5 for two 2litre bottles of mineral water is a bloody rip off, how could you! )
No wisdom to be had, he was too busy with his head in a freezer. On the day, as everyone was panicking (why was Melv dressed as Batman?), we stepped off to lots of wrong notes and right feet. GF could see the PDoM looking scandalised at our appalling playing (he should be used to it by now after all) so she decided to distract him by running in front of the band and bellydancing. Apricot then realised she'd stepped off with a bassoon not a clarinet, and ANTs got an attack of the giggles. No Sylv to be found. I hope this isn't one of those biblical prophecy dreams! 
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| Aaron Aardvark |
I think you are having fantasy urges towards Deli and his lollies
You wont find wisdom there matey.......It sounds a bit Freudian......
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| greenfairy |
In the words of one Willy Wonka - You're really weird.
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| admin |
Priceless! A, DON'T go anywhere near a trick cyclist... they'll lock you up. At least the water was chilled though
Anyone want a 99? |
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| greenfairy |
What, me calling someone weird?! 
I'll have you know I'm not weird in the slightest. Just insane
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| A |
Told you my brain is broken.
Nice bellydancing though GF! |
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| A |
Hey, I'm only human!
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| greenfairy |
The less said about my belly the better 
Next time can you dream me in to bed with Johnny, Gerry & Hugh please? |
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| A |
You want me to have dreams of you indulging in intercourse with more than one partner?
NOW whose brain is broken? |
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| greenfairy |
I only wanted a group hug. You and your filthy broken brain 
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| A |
Damn it, walked straight into that one! | ||
| greenfairy |
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| greenfairy |
Anyway I only asked you to dream me in to bed. Not to dream what happened when we got there.
That is for me and my brain only. *toddles off to play with that scenario* |
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| A |
Have you played sufficiently yet? | ||
| greenfairy |
No. I've been doing work instead 
I am not in a happy state right now. And I've developed a headache to boot. |
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| A |
*hugs* | ||
| greenfairy |
It's ok, I'm home and watching Pride & PRejudice so one is starting to relax (and become a soppy romantic whatsit - always the downside) | ||
| A |
No strange dreams last nigt, what a relief! Although I missed the bellydancing! | ||
| greenfairy |
I didn't!! 
And I didn'tdream about having the squeak taken out of my door either
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| Apricot |
Re: My brain is broken
I reckon its quite likely Ants would have an attack of the giggles but how come I get laden with the bassoon??? cheeers, mate!
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| greenfairy |
Swap! I'll happily take the bassoon and you can do the bellydancing 
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| A |
HMS Nelson RNVB Corps of Bellydancers | ||
| greenfairy |
I am sooooo not signing up for that 
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| A |
I bet Melv will. | ||
| greenfairy |
*shudders* | ||
| A |
And Rich! | ||
| greenfairy |
Where's that brain bleach again?!
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| A |
You SAY that, but I know you love the thought of it! | ||
| greenfairy |
Erm. NO!
Just because I'm single does not mean I'm that strange. |
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| A |
I'm not single and I'd pay good money to see Melv and Rich bellydancing.
It's pure comedy gold! |
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| greenfairy |
Each to their own. | ||
| Apricot |
Can we put hula hoops on them too? 
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| A |
Ok, that's the second dream involving bulgers in one week. Should I be worried? | ||
| sticky blue |
Oooo! dear - I think you'd better go see a Doctor
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| A |
I think I should! At least this dream was relatively normal. Shame GF wasn't bellydancing! 
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| greenfairy |
You don't want to see my belly wooooman so stop thinking about it!! | ||
| A |
I was having my eyes examined by a bulger. Weird. | ||
| greenfairy |
Dagnabit - I had such a weird dream last night and was going to share but I can't remember it now
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| A |
I hate those ones! | ||
| greenfairy |
I think I'd like to dream about nice long fingers tonight!
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