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greenfairy

Note to self:

avoid going to Gunwharf to buy lunch - you never know what kind of reprobates will accost you! Hey Rich
windypipes

Yes I find that a problem as well!
Apricot

Not a problem for me, I don't get out much...
windypipes

awww, poor you.

Maybe a Nelson drinks do might get you out?

No im not paying for everybody!!!!!

Apricot

spoilsport
windypipes

Ok, maybe one or two then

Apricot

windypipes

But you got to get me into the pub first.

Apricot

oh that's ok, we have ways and means...
windypipes

Help me !!!!!!

Depends which naval establishment I will be in that week.................
Apricot

scaredy-cat!
windypipes

scared??

Im just lost for words
eastneyslapper

windypipes wrote:

Im just lost for words


I find this very, very hard to believe....
windypipes

Right then.

Pick a time and place and I will try and come along!


Now, that being fair....isnt it?
Apricot

oooo, are you propositioning me now??????????????
windypipes

No,

Im acepting your challenge!
Apricot

I don't know whether to be pleased or disappointed!
windypipes

Ok, the wallet stays locked for now........
Apricot

but you promised...
windypipes

I cant win!

We will meet and discuss.

Pistols at dawn??
Apricot

handbags are better weapons...but only if in Craig's hands!!!
windypipes

Oh dont start on craig and his bits........


SO you dont want to meet then?
Apricot

I didn't say that....
windypipes

Im in Nelson tomorrow afternoon.

You can always PM me

Apricot

Surprisingly I have to work in the afternoon and my boss might actually be around tomorrow so I can't come on here, but I may PM you if I get chance...
Apricot

It's going dark and I have no lights so I'd better go home...
bye for now
windypipes

Phew........


Im safe!
Apricot

enjoy while it lasts...
windypipes

I sent u a PM!
Hornblower

NO!

Preserve it!!!
windypipes

Explain horny blower?
Hornblower

Sorry 'bout that - you have to go to Seahawk to understand that crunching change of gears I'm afraid.

Coupled with the fact that you got your message in just before mine.

Anyway - I was just being random...

Random's good.

No - really!
greenfairy

Random is perfect. And those who get it are infinately better company than those who don't!
Hornblower

Got it!
greenfairy

Good
windypipes

I can do random!
Apricot

just as well otherwise you'd feel left out!
windypipes

And we cant possibly have that now........!
Apricot

of course not, oh and I just PMed you back!
windypipes

Yes I know!

Keeping me on my toes, or is that both hands and feet??
Apricot

on your knees surely!!!
windypipes

Now now!

We cant have that!
greenfairy

My poor thread
Apricot

sorry GF, but I'm not sure what else we could have said on the original subject...
Hornblower

greenfairy wrote:
My poor thread


I quite agree GF!

But I thought Aa Aa had your threads hanging out of his nose! So what are the others on about?

This thread is making me threaders...

Thread carefully now.
greenfairy

It's ok my dear, was being overly-dramatic to try and alleviate some of the boredom of work!
Hornblower

OI!!!

Who you calling "my dear"?

I'll have you know that I'm spoken for (4 or 5 times over actually )

OK - back on me head...
Hornblower

Tee hee! Did we get cross threaded there for a bit?
greenfairy

I was talking to my fruity friend

If I'd ment you I just would've said "oi nutter"
Hornblower

Doffs hat in recognition.
greenfairy

*curtseys*
admin

Very civilised in here today...
greenfairy

I'm always civilised Deli
Hornblower

Me too!

I Always say thank you.
windypipes

We are all ladies and gents around here......

Well, one or two of you might not quite fit in either of those...


Apricot

charming!
windypipes

I aim to please my dear.........

Apricot

What did I do to deserve that windy?
windypipes

I cant remember now.....

Apricot

hmmmmm
eastneyslapper

Good to see you two playing nicely at last...
Pompey Rich

WOW! I didn't realise how popular I was and just because I bumped into Green Fairy at Gunwharf Quays. Just look at the the response on this thread. I love you all XXXXXX.

P.S. The chinese buffet was lovely and possibly my last one for a while cos my doctor has told me to lose 5 stone and stop smoking. Honest.
but he didn't tell me to quit drinking cider (yet)
windypipes

If your that popular, you can buy us all a drink!

Apricot

eastneyslapper wrote:
Good to see you two playing nicely at last...


me and windy?????
Apricot

Rich, I haven't seen you for ages.

How you doing? Excepting annoyance at the doctors orders of course.

My sympathies about having to cut out the chinese thou
Pompey Rich

Don't worry I'm coming back pretty soon to sort the drummers out and of course to see you all
ANTS

Pompey Rich wrote:
Don't worry I'm coming back pretty soon to sort the drummers out and of course to see you all


good cos it fun when you guys are around
Apricot

are you trying to say we're not antsy?
ANTS

Apricot wrote:
are you trying to say we're not antsy?


of course not my dear....they add to our group....
Apricot

that's ok then

how was sweden?
ANTS

Apricot wrote:
that's ok then

how was sweden?


its great, the weather is lovely out there at the moment. You have to go round the old town (Gamla stan) and maybe go out on a boat road round the islands, you can pick up a boat from the harbour in the town centre

if you are staying in stockholm city get the fast train down as it is alot cheaper
Apricot

cool. Staying in the old town area somewhere - that reminds me must check the destructions on how to get there...
Pompey Rich

Us men wouldn't say you women are boring it's just that you can all have 25 different conversations with each other non stop at the same time and still understand what you are all on about
windypipes

I could agree with Pompey Rich, but then I would live in fear of all these ladies!!!!!
greenfairy

Pompey Rich wrote:
Us men wouldn't say you women are boring it's just that you can all have 25 different conversations with each other non stop at the same time and still understand what you are all on about


Ah but if you did understand then we'd have to kill you. And we don't want to be doing that hun
windypipes

Hmmm!

Me thinks Im gonna get stung for a few drinks............
Apricot

Pompey Rich wrote:
Us men wouldn't say you women are boring it's just that you can all have 25 different conversations with each other non stop at the same time and still understand what you are all on about


It's a gift
Pompey Rich

Please feel free to kill me if you must. Just as long as you torture me with girly silence
Apricot

windypipes wrote:
Hmmm!

Me thinks Im gonna get stung for a few drinks............



Aren't you anyway???
Apricot

torture, us???? as if
ANTS

Apricot wrote:
torture, us???? as if



we'd enjoy it lots...
ANTS

Apricot wrote:
cool. Staying in the old town area somewhere - that reminds me must check the destructions on how to get there...



Getting to the Old town is easy. Take the airport express and then you can walk from there....
If you are staying in Upsala for a couple of days you can get a local train....their system is really easy to use.
Apricot

cheers. I'm hoping the locals will be able to point me in the right direction if I go wrong

ANTS

Apricot wrote:
cheers. I'm hoping the locals will be able to point me in the right direction if I go wrong



They allk speak very good english so don't let them fool you
Apricot

I know! Plus half the people at my meeting are Swedish so I can get them to sort out any problems for me
ANTS

Apricot wrote:
I know! Plus half the people at my meeting are Swedish so I can get them to sort out any problems for me



you'll have a hell of a time....enjoy the local food and drinks
Apricot

oh yes!
ANTS

Apricot wrote:
oh yes!


just watch the 'Spendrups' its like drinking paint stripper!!!!
Apricot

ok, I take note!
windypipes

WHich note?

Minim, quaver?
ANTS

windypipes wrote:
WHich note?

Minim, quaver?


ver funny windy....
windypipes

I do try sometimes!

Cant let these ladies of the band have all the fun!
ANTS

windypipes wrote:
I do try sometimes!

Cant let these ladies of the band have all the fun!


you never know, we might let you become an honoury lady
bootybandy

It's ever so quiet here without GF.....
bootybandy

When is she coming back?
windypipes

Hon Lady??

No that pleasure must go to Eastney Slapper!

Im far too nice for that!
bootybandy

Eastney Slapper is a Tart....
windypipes

I couldnt possibly comment!

Hornblower

I COULD.

But common decency prevents me.
eastneyslapper

bootybandy wrote:
Eastney Slapper is a Tart....


Erm, thank you for that sensational observation, Booty....

How come I got dragged into this conversation anyway??

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