Apricot
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Quote of the weekNelson band Quote of the Week...
"Take it round the back way girls"
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A
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I nearly choked when Craig said that!
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Apricot
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careful girlie
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Pompey Rich
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Yes but Craig says exactly the same to the Corps Of Drums and we're all men. With the exception of Melvin of course but he is trying hard. In fact he can be very trying indeed. 
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A
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It's a shame you missed this marching rehearsal just gone Rich, everytime he said 'Fall in' the CoD and Tony put their hands on their hips in a 'hello sailor' pose and whispered seductively at him!
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greenfairy
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Quality. Sheer quality.
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Pompey Rich
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To be fair any drum major has an awful lot of responsability (did I spell that right) and should be taken seriously. But the only one that takes Melvin seriously is Melvin which makes it fun. 
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A
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I love it when he tries to put on his big manly deep voice. It's like his voice is breaking all over again! 
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Co-admin
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Re: Quote of the week
| Apricot wrote: | | "Take it round the back way girls" |
I think I just wet myself!
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A
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Well make sure you mop up with a squeegie!
He does come out with some rather interesting quotes, but by far the worst was calling me a high class hooker.....
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bootybandy
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| A wrote: | | He does come out with some rather interesting quotes, but by far the worst was calling me a high class hooker..... |
aaannnddd.........
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tazwhit
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Just look frward to the payback from the high class hooker lol
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A
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| bootybandy wrote: | | A wrote: | | He does come out with some rather interesting quotes, but by far the worst was calling me a high class hooker..... |
aaannnddd......... |
and it gets worse.
But I couldn't possibly embarrass him by telling you how!
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tazwhit
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Thought thats the idea to embarress him!!
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A
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But the dit also embarrasses ME!
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tazwhit
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You just need to find more stuff on him to embarress him all the time. Shame I dont think I have chance of getting that pic for you guys lol
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ANTS
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and it gets worse.
But I couldn't possibly embarrass him by telling you how![/quote]
Nothing to do with 'dream' by any chance
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A
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Quote of this week:
Craig: 'Why did you stop playing in that bit?'
Trombonist: 'Because we have 16 bars rest that's repeated....'
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greenfairy
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I nearly started choking again. Legend!
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A
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And thats after he left some of his stuff at C-wood, left the van keys at home and his bike at the gym.
Men!
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greenfairy
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Got to love em 
Well otherwise the frustration would drive you nuts!
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bootybandy
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| greenfairy wrote: | Got to love em
Well otherwise the frustration would drive you nuts! |
I'll leave that to you girlies......
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ANTS
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| A wrote: | And thats after he left some of his stuff at C-wood, left the van keys at home and his bike at the gym.
Men! |
bless the poor darling, for he knows not where he left his brain....in a past life!!!!
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Pompey Rich
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Why don't you all join the Corps Of Drums? The only quotes we get from Craig is abusive language which is about our level really. The lovely little jock still smiles at us whilst swearing
HAPPINESS IS A BENNY
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A
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After hearing the piper play Highland Cathedral incredibly sharp,
Craig - 'F*** me!'
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greenfairy
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I don't know what he was expecting from bloody pipes :smt027
P.S. booked the tickets A
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A
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Good good! I shall have a look for cheap transport then. I think my annual postfestival hangover should have gone by then!
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Apricot
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Quote of the Week (8/6)
(very loudly) You were really late.
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ANTS
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| Apricot wrote: | Quote of the Week (8/6)
(very loudly) You were really late. |
hmmm.... i wonder who said that
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greenfairy
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Definate new QOTW
"Did Scotland not qualify for the World Cup then?"
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A
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I don't like football! How was I supposed to know!?!?!?!
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ANTS
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| A wrote: | | I don't like football! How was I supposed to know!?!?!?! |
Hey guys, after the Nelson band trip to Wales this weekend I think we have afew new quotes of the week....
to start........
'where does a man go in the town for some loose sex......'
now I will let you get who said that in the middle of Aberyswyeth (Ok I can't spell) highstreet, but he was obviously desperate.
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greenfairy
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Urgh. Now there's something I don't want to think about. Ever.
*goes to find gratuitous pics of Gerry to stare at instead*
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tazwhit
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But the fact we could'nt even give him away for free. Craig's so called Scottish charm never worked there 
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greenfairy
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I'm a sucker for Scottish charm. Made my Saturday night sparkle it did!
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Aaron Aardvark
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| greenfairy wrote: | | I'm a sucker for Scottish charm. Made my Saturday night sparkle it did! |
Im sure Rab will be delighted
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tazwhit
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Then it'l make your Sat at the festical sparkle!!
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Apricot
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Quote of the Year in Aberystwyth | tazwhit wrote: | | But the fact we could'nt even give him away for free. Craig's so called Scottish charm never worked there |
I think it may have been the look of desperation, or maybe indeed the flip-flops that ultimately led to his failure to trap...on the other hand it could have been his gaggle of band girlies following him round and laughing every time he went near a girl!
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A
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QOTW:
'You're awfully quick this evening Craig......'
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Apricot
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Craig's reply
'that's what all the girls say!'
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Apricot
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A,
what was QOTW from Saturday? I can't remember, it's all become a bit of a blur!
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A
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There were so many, can't remember the one you mean!
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A
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I thought this one was funny:
(after I'd done the solo)
*person who shall remain anonymous*: That was really good!
*me, blushing*: why thankyou!
*anonymous perv* : Not just a girl with stunning baps after all!
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Apricot
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Something we looked at each other and said that's QOTW, but can't remember any more about it other than we were sat down somewhere, must have a alcohol fog in my brain (very helpful not!). Ed was there, maybe he'll remember?
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A
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I think Rich said something looking like a fool and someone said that it shouldn't be too difficult....
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Apricot
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arh, that sounds quite a possibility
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A
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Craig - 'Woodwind on top please, all 4 of you!' - to his all female woodwind section.
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Aaron Aardvark
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Blimey...is he on a death wish or wanting to flatten his tummy PDQ?? 
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greenfairy
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I think he's on a death wish. Probably distraught at the thought of having to do some work for a change!
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A
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I think he's going a bit crazy, he wanted to hand out The Sound of Music til I threatened him with violence....
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greenfairy
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So the poor guy's finally cracked then?
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Aaron Aardvark
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Could have been much worse......Pineapple Poll could have been dragged out. Perhaps he has a fetish for nazis and nuns.
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EMMA
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| A wrote: | | I think he's going a bit crazy, he wanted to hand out The Sound of Music til I threatened him with violence.... |
Tell you what - us (at Drake) will swap you Italian Festival and My Fair Lady for the Sound of Music????
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Co-admin
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Emma,
that is worth at least Cats or Phantom and a jar of decent coffee.
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greenfairy
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I'm keeping Phantom all to myself thanks!
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A
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Ah, unfortunately we already have those in the library! But I'm open to haggling and bribery......
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greenfairy
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A my lovely, glad to see you got home ok Remind me to do your cd tomorrow otherwise I'm likely to forget!
And also. . .
"Hello beastie" *sobs*
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A
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Spent bloody ages at the bus stop, very annoyed!
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ANTS
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| A wrote: | | Ah, unfortunately we already have those in the library! But I'm open to haggling and bribery...... |
you should haggle for 'pirates of the Carribean' great pieace and GF would love you forever!!!!
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A
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I've already made a mental note that as soon as we see it released, to beg whoever is BM to get it for us. Hans Zimmer is a GOD.
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greenfairy
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Even the music to the first one would be awesome - the second is better though *puts on "The Kraken" again*
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ANTS
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| greenfairy wrote: | | Even the music to the first one would be awesome - the second is better though *puts on "The Kraken" again* |
hey, another band I play in has the music to the first one. I can always see if i can get a copy if I new bandy would let us play it
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A
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If we sneak it in quick he'll never know!
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ANTS
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| A wrote: | | If we sneak it in quick he'll never know! |
well I am not very good on the old mobility right now, but I will see if I can get one of the other girls in the band to photocopy it
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A
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Don't mention that evil word! Just find out who publishes it and who it's arranged by and I'll harrass Craig for it. More threats of violence should work, plus the fact that he likes the music already is a bonus.
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ANTS
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| A wrote: | | Don't mention that evil word! Just find out who publishes it and who it's arranged by and I'll harrass Craig for it. More threats of violence should work, plus the fact that he likes the music already is a bonus. |
ok, that shouldn't be to difficult to find out. I have been playing it all year and it is a wicked piece
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greenfairy
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Actually, I think I may have overdosed on both soundtracks of late - am hearing them in my head now and don't even have to put my iPod on!
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A
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Shouldn't be too difficult to get him to buy it, it seems to be a total joy of bandies to completely empty the bandfund just before the new guy gets there!
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greenfairy
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Plus it'd give me an excuse to a) wear my jacket and b) talk like a pirate all the time. And do my Jack Sparrow impersonation
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A
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| greenfairy wrote: | | Actually, I think I may have overdosed on both soundtracks of late - am hearing them in my head now and don't even have to put my iPod on! |
Did you remember the second one?
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greenfairy
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I'll be doing it tonight. If I can kick dad off his machine for long enough!
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A
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Marvellous!
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greenfairy
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I know you're not online today A but just thought I'd state in public that I have done your cd for you and you can therefore love me forever now
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General Melchett
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What have you lot done to Craig? I phoned him on Monday and he was well out of it.... you may have broken him in his last month!
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greenfairy
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I can safely say that it's nothing to do with me! 
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A
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Of course we've broken him, that's our job. You mean to say Neptune haven't broken you?
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General Melchett
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I've had my moments..... But now, I am strong like Bear!!!! GRRRRRRR
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greenfairy
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Strong in the arm and thick in the head as the saying goes? Or just normal strong?
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Co-admin
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Yorkshire born,
Yorkshire bread,
strong in th'arm
thick in th'head
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lesbryan
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Well im yorkshire born
Yorkshire bred
Very strong in t head
And a bit[/i]PICKLED in T HEAD
Aahh well thats life
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A
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| General Melchett wrote: | | I've had my moments..... But now, I am strong like Bear!!!! GRRRRRRR |
I'm really sorry, but I've just had the sweetest image of a teddy bear playing a horn!
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Aaron Aardvark
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| A wrote: | | General Melchett wrote: | | I've had my moments..... But now, I am strong like Bear!!!! GRRRRRRR |
I'm really sorry, but I've just had the sweetest image of a teddy bear playing a horn! |
I have the image of Pooh
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sticky blue
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Paddington Bear with his horn -
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General Melchett
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Thank you everyone, I think that's quite enough ........!
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greenfairy
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Awww bless!
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General Melchett
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I need to have words with Craig, and tell him to keep you lot under better control!
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sticky blue
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| General Melchett wrote: | | Code: | | Thank you everyone, I think that's quite enough |
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WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! - dummy out of the pram
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greenfairy
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| General Melchett wrote: | | I need to have words with Craig, and tell him to keep you lot under better control! |
I'd like to see him try! 
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General Melchett
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greenfairy
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Don't start pulling faces at me young man 
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A
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Oh honestly Melchy, cuddly bears are the best kind! They are soft and huggable and they don't have fleas.
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A
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| greenfairy wrote: | | General Melchett wrote: | | I need to have words with Craig, and tell him to keep you lot under better control! |
I'd like to see him try! |
He wouldn't even bother trying! He's gone past that point, the poor broken man!
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greenfairy
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well I had nothing to do with his state of brokenness!
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General Melchett
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Well someone did.....! Poor fellow he's turned to drink and loose women to ease the pain.
Joking duder!
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greenfairy
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How is that an indication of brokenness? He was like that before!
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sticky blue
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| General Melchett wrote: | Well someone did.....! | Quote: | | turned to drink and loose women to ease the pain. |
Poor fellow he's
Joking duder! |
Well done that man
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Aaron Aardvark
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Well Melch has turned to drink and become a loose woman. He looked absolutely spiffing in his pink dress arm in arm with that pressure head chap. It's all going to come out now. Shall one mention the hamster Melch, or will you do the honours?
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A
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| General Melchett wrote: | Well someone did.....! Poor fellow he's turned to drink and loose women to ease the pain.
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No bloody change there then!
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General Melchett
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But it's such a nice pink dress, off the shoulder number, just the thing for a friday night in July!
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greenfairy
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You've got the figure for it at least!
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