how gay are you

lesbryan · how gay are you

How gay are you .take this test
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Aaron Aardvark

How did you do Les??

Is there something you would like to share with all your buddies??

lesbryan

It says im 26%

Aaron Aardvark

I'd rather be 0% thanks wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lesbryan

Come on lads and lasses have a go |||

lesbryan

Your rating depends on your answers

RAB

lesbryan

Come on take the test

RAB

Aaron Aardvark

wahhhh roflmao

why is this in intros??

Are you hoping to change it to the Forum of the Royal Blue Oyster Club Band??

A

I'm 50% lesbian. Hmmm...

Aaron Aardvark

really??

A

According to that I am. My boyfriend will be delighted!

lesbryan

Sorry not thinking where i put it |||||||||

A

Oooer missus!

greenfairy

I'm 63% gay. Groovy

But lets not go too much in to that or I might embarrass myself further

A

So Craig was right about us then! We don't fancy him, we must be gay! And apparently, we are by quite a bit!!!

bootybandy

I'm 100% lesbian.....

lesbryan

I dooooont believe it not you booty.

MrJpig

bootybandy

No. it's true. I love swimmen.

Aaron Aardvark

bootybandy

Is that an American one or a Brtish one?

Aaron Aardvark

you can be an ar$e or a fanny if you want.

bootybandy

How Rude....

MrJpig

I am 16% gay ...the rest is water and crackling!!

Aaron Aardvark

FFoglamp

It says I'm 43% gay, but a healthy hetero man !!!

Thank god for that, I thought I may have come out as a LAYPOU ?

lesbryan

No ones got to be good to be a LAYPOU

jock

20% im straight, thank god,it must be very unusual for a bulger, mind you i still think lesbians are wonderfull people.

mrbassbone

Must have been my name...I ended up at 16 %.

admin

13% gay! Result!
Does that make me 87% Lesbian? I do hope so

greenfairy

All this celebration for not being gay according to a crappy test - me thinks you men are overcompensating for something

sticky blue

100% straight

Mr Bass Trombone · Being gay

Ok so some of you are and some you are not,I dont believe Sticky Blue 100% straight.( heis a burgalar)

I am quite happy now they have made it legal I expect a few of our members may now have come from the closet, what concerns me most of all is if they make it Bloody COMPULSARY. Ouch.

sticky blue

Uphill gardening - nah not my thing

unless the price is right !

lesbryan

Not for me either.

bootybandy

bootybandy

Actually, just completed the test 36% Should I be worried, or will no-one notice?

dangerous_bryan

You're doing better than me but then again I do own a very nice pair of leather trousers.......complete with added knee protection and some plasticy things for going round corners :smt026

Oh I got 40% btw.

soppygit

40% B-b-b-b-bryan. Yep, I think you deserve to be called dangerous!!

Hee Hee!

eastneyslapper

According to the test, I am 50% gay (no surprise there...

)

But 'well adjusted'....

Hardly....

Oliver Sheen

i think that gay test is fixed - I got 26% too

Dusty Miller

Oh $hit it gave me 26%, I make that about a legs worth

profjon

20% gay! According to my medical pension my knee is 6.14% total body part so 20% sounds like a lot! Wonder which bit(s)?

Apricot

apparently I'm 40% gay, but the comment underneath then said "you're a straight-laced little girly girl", which may be true but then again it depends on if they ask the right questions!!!

RAB

....Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Never broached this question before...
... But ....Deal ...or NO Deal..????

Your choice m'dear.. Nobody Judging...

Apricot

ZedHorn

I'm 50% gay...

"a happy and well adjusted hetero babe..."

whatever!!!!

Fizzie

I am 36% gay. Just thought you all might like to know that.

Errol

I love mince !!!!!!!!!!!!

Which means I'm either a Gordon Ramsey or Julian Clary.

What a pickle.

ZedHorn

Siegfried

Siegfried

RAB

..OK Guys or Gals......

I DO moderate this site sometimes (for the love of my past)

..And I am in no way being judgemental, but this thread seems to be attracting a non-average amount of posts...

(Not a problem in this day and age)..

So who's gonna be the first to admit (or perhaps rejoice in public) that they are totally gay...?????

Perhaps in this modern day PC World, we shouldn't hide from the fact, but accept it......

By the way, I'm as straight as can be....

Errol

I'd come out of the closet..but I've heard its a nasty world
out there.Besides Its so dark in here I can't find my slingbacks.

So I shall have to stay a lovely mushroom in here. Wrinkled on
the outside but dark on the inside.

Siegfried

HAHAHAHAHA - behave yourself Errol,and the get the drinks in -

Siegfried

OK - Rab - I'm a 100% lezzie - gee,that feels better,I'm free !!

Errol

Aready got a can thanks SF. Cheers

Errol

By the way SF, I,ve heard you have been 'free' for ages lol

Siegfried

HAHAHAHAHA - Aye-pity your cash wasnt a bit 'freer' in getting the drinks in...see you got one for your self!! Thanks Errol...but here's another one for you - for a good joke,see. (the last bit was in Welsh, like )

Hornblower

Yeah - like I'm gonna tell you lot...

You'd just talk about me behind my back making me feel paranoid leading to feelings of inadequacy and low self-worth which in turn would make me depressed and make me stay at home not opening the curtains or doing the washing up then the job will stop paying me and my savings would dry up even though I wouldn't be spending all my money on very expensive razor blades which would then give me the idea of buying the old fashioned ones that I could use to end my miserable existence just because some old jock in a pink sweater (very nice shade BTW) made me tell the big boys and girls about my prediliction for the musical 'Gay's the Word'.

That 'aint gonna happen.

Ever.

(There's more chance of Dan and Jock getting a decent shape to their new corp pattern washbags, or me getting a decent shine on my shoes).

warmy

Just done the test
33% Gay
I thought it would be more but they don't ask the right questions.

Buglers old or new we still do the same stuff

Errol

If its in, you can't see it,
If its out, your not doing it.

Where do all these percentages come from.

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Errol

Horny mate,
Sounds as if the next razor you buy should be a 'cut throat' variity

RAB

Siegfried

Errol

Percentile House eh.
What's the odds of you knowing that SF.

Siegfried

...64% is the commonly accepted figure Errol..

Errol

What a vibrant source of statistics you are SF.
Must be all that time spent cogitating twixt jumping from
a perfectly good aeroplane and reaching terra firma.

Never fancied parachuting. 000.1% chance of it going wrong,
is too great for me. I've jumped for pleasure,but never for sport.

Siegfried

Errol said:

What a vibrant source of statistics you are SF

All down to Captaining the Thumb Twiddlers Club.

When you 'Draw and Fit 'chutes'and, are told that Rent A Flight does not have the desired Conveyance ready,you lounge in the 'Sweat Box'.
Being fully kitted up,you can hardly have any robust sports,hence the Thumb Twiddling - mainly to aid and assist our forehead streaming colleagues,contemplating the joys to unfold (hopefully..)

During which time, we also (giving the lie to the Women who aver that Men cannot multi-task..) compiled various statistics,for 'other' employment, likely to include sudden termination - thus enabling people to cogitate on the fortune of other poor unfortunates,less knowledgable than ourselves.Ergo - maintaining the Status Quo...see?

Errol

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees now we are talking

Status Quo. Great band SF.
As the chutist jumps, I guess they sing:
Down down, deeper on down.

Siegfried

Excellent Errol - good choice of band that - and the song.

Not forgetting - 'whatever you want' - another good one.

madrider1961

ok took the test im ok I fink !!!! was told to loosen up at 10% ..sod it im happy the way I am..

mad mad & madder

Pusser

Alright, alright. I did it.

Who'd have thought?

General Melchett

But seriously...... How gay are you if you need to fill in the test to ascertain it?

Hornblower

Good point - well made...

Boy is my nose brown or what?

RAB

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