Is there anybody out there?

dangerous_bryan · Is there anybody out there?

It all seems very quiet on this board!!

Is there no-one posting anymore??

MrJpig

ANYMORE??

dangerous_bryan

Just trying to see if any of my fellow collingradders still post here or if they've found something more useful to do with their time!

A

Valuable pub time.

MrJpig

Don`t worry...their loss. are you an E or B flat player??

dangerous_bryan

I attempt to play the E flat

Apricot

You'll have to make do with us Nelsonians (ha,ha)!!!

dangerous_bryan

There are probably a couple lurking around the fringes somewhere

Apricot

too afraid they might end up like us lot to join in???????????

dangerous_bryan

Maybe if they put up a pub in this place...............

Apricot

Drink and post together, you know how to have a good time DM!!

A

If I remember rightly the Collingrad fridge has more alcohol than a brewery.

Whereas ours has sour milk.

dangerous_bryan

Got to keep the musicians refreshed!!

A

We're musicians too!?

And all Craig does is try to make cheese!

dangerous_bryan

You'll just have to bully your new bandy into keeping the fridge stocked properly when he takes over

A

Hmmmm.

That's a point, I bet Craig didn't take the last bottle of milk home with him....

Yum!

dangerous_bryan

Mmmm tasty!!

geekygirl

I thought it was standard issue for volunteer bands to have one fridge for milk and a second for alcohol(or should that be the other way round

)

We have.

A

That's because your band is bigger than the population of Arizona!

musicmad

its true! sultans fridge is bigger but not open as many hours as collingwoods

dangerous_bryan

You mean you have a closing time??

ZedHorn

HI bryan, welcome on board the good ship forumpop..

and yes, Rasher has learnt one thing if nothing else during his time with us.. keep the fridgeS well stocked if you want to keep us happy!!
then again it could just be for his personal refreshment post 18 holes of golf!!!

see you at rehearsals soon... Z

jock

ask rasher about, >stan the man or joan bone<

ZedHorn

are they the pet names he has for his golf clubs???

Z xx

jock

ask him about fof3

dangerous_bryan

we'll ask him Monday at rehearsals and see what his reaction is.

jock

remember to duck

dangerous_bryan

I'm in the back row and unless he gets his driver out I don't think he can reach that far!!!

ZedHorn

this sounds terribly interesting... do you think we are in danger of discovering skeletons in the closet that is Steve 'no i'm not drunk at all' hugging himself in viking tunic and furry boots 'Rasher' Bacon..

yeah yeah yeah, like a bit of intrigue??

welcome back DB, please can you ask the questions cos i sit nearer to him than you do!! I only have 2 first clarinets ( if we're lucky) for protection!! You';ve got flute, saxes galore and maybe a trombone or 2...

Zed xx

General Melchett

I think you need to read:
Coffee Boat - Fleet Band on Board thread Zed.

He is not the clean living silver fox that you think!

Aaron Aardvark

General Melchett

Own up!!!!

Who's been annoying the 'Vark and let it loose on me?

Chrissie B

Hiya B-B-B-B-Bryan! Good to see you're back in the land of the living(after the disgraceful shenanigans at Flevans's leaving run!)

dangerous_bryan

Hi Chris. I do remember having a lemonade or two but I can't remember any shenanigans

obviously somebody must have spiked my drink !!

ZedHorn · silver fox

one chinese burn delivered as requested by Melchett altho you were about 6th on his list of potential senders... he thinks lots of people don't like him!! Paranoia... The mere mention of FOF3 made the bloke look like a beardless santa all red faced and grey haired... DB and I were a little bit too subtle tho and it was not brought up duiring actual rehearsal... for fear of our own lives..

He would also like to point out that he did not consumate his 'strange' marriage...

Zed xx