Diary Room.........Get Me Out of Here!!!!

ZedHorn

they're BOGOF at the mo.... 2.07 for 2!!!! bargainascious.. but don't tell my housemates or boyfriend that!!

Apricot

*appears dressed in nice little karki outfit, complete with matching bandana and cute little backpack (a girl should always accessorize, even in the jungle!!!), looking every inch the jungle adventurer, except that is, for a pair of black, sparkily, 4inch heeled strappy shoes tied to the back of the backpack*

*Announces to no-one in particular*
I heard a rumour on the grapevine that strictly come dancing are doing a special jungle edition this weekend. I can't miss a opportunity like this to get up close and personel with that sexy cricketer Mark. I've got to go, better to have tried and failed, that to have failed to have tried!!!
I'll be back in a few days, once I've given them my lurgy instead of my buddies in here!!! Unless of course I'm booted out before I get back.
Take care little jungle dwellers.

A

Damn it, why did Anton Du Beke have to be eliminated?

ZedHorn

I say bring back James Martin from last series....

in fact lets get James Mrtin into this jungle cafe..... he'd make gorgeous cheesy eggies and what I would do to him with a jar of marmite is not repeatable in public...

now... did anyone guess my lie - best go foudn out on epic sod 10..

Z

A

Did you see him a few years back doing a celebrity chef Full Monty for Children in Need!?

And his Welsh rarebit with a twist is divine.....

A

Dear Diaryroom

Whilst I have been here in the jungle

(and NOT with the uni choir at the catholic cathedral performing Handel oratorios.....)

my handbag was stolen from the changing room at the venue of a concert I was NOT at....being in the jungle and all,

and I have lost:

the handbag Craigyboy bought me,
my wallet
Nelson ID
Uni ID/Building access card
House keys
Work keys
my favourite mascara that never clumped and
my digital camera.

Gutted.

Aaron Aardvark

Dear Diary Room

A curse on the toerag
Who nicked A's handbag
May they suffer the pox
And A....change your locks!!!

Sorry to hear that matey.............I hope the scrote involved gets ebola.

FFoglamp

Its not for me to come into the diary room, except when i plant challenges. However, I would just like to offer my sympathy to A for the loss of her handbag, which effectively holds a girlies whole wold. It must be like having your arm cut off, sorry to hear it.

This is what happens when you wander out of the jungle without permission !!! Chin Up......

ZedHorn

total ar$e about the mascara... good ones are SO hard to come by! I reckon the tea leaf must have been a boy as any female would have left that for you at least!

bad people!!! we could try making you one from palm leaves and coconut husk? alternatively use a hatbox from the next challenge?

Z

Apricot

I'm back

even if only for a little while if I booted out!
Didn't manage to find the 'strictly' jungle set. What a waste of time, so not sexy sambas with the manly mark.

Next time...

Sorry about your handbag A, 'mare. At least it didn't have your phone in too.

Aaron Aardvark

Someone wake me up when its over.....

Its a bit like the bus coming back from a gig........wide awake til the last 5 minutes then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Apricot

Dear diary room,

its very quiet and subdued in camp today after the departure of A and Zedhorn last night. In fact I'm the only one around, the others are either still in their hammocks or have run off to get away from my cold. I did promise to try not to give it to them, but I don't think they believed me.

I think living in the jungle is starting to get to me, I didn't even manage to put on a matching pair of socks this morning. Maybe I'll go look for a tree to talk to.

laters...

RAB

Hi folks...Where have I been..??? wellllllllllllllll...where do I start..???
I went for a little stroll in my own little "jungle withtin a jungle" last week, and stumbled upon a bergen obviously left behind by some Special Forces training team. It was full of Smirrnoff and Guiness, and being sooooo thirsty I decided to have "a wee swallie" before bringing the rest back to share with you all..

..Unfortunately I lost my way somewhat, and by the time I was within striking distance of home base, I had scuppered much more of the loose juice than I had realised...

..What happened after that is just a mental blur on a distant landscape. I do partially remember being rescued by Mr.Jumpig and AA, closely followed by Admin, for which I am eternally grateful..

...and I have now decided to stick to chewing eucalyptus leaves when I get thirsty..

I must say I'm shocked and somewhat disappointed to see the departure of Z in particular, as at the moment she would have been a great asset, not only to me, but also to the remainder of the jungaleers who may at some point bite the forbidden fruit...

Now.. where's me scran and ma wa'er..???????

Apricot

Don't bite me Rab, I'm not tasty!!!

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*runs away as quickly as a little fruit can*

Apricot

Shhhh, Shhhh
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...

der-ner-ner-nerrrrrrrr

.....some drunken awol camper starts chasing you looking for a bite!!!!

RAB

Apricot

RAB

admin

Rab for forum poet!

Glad you made it back to camp matey, we missed you!

ZedHorn

hi all

... just to let yoi know i'll be waiting on teh outside for you all with bottles of tic detergent and shampoo...

the endless supply of red wine and marmite out here is making my being booted out much less painful than anticipated...

Z xxx

Apricot

No-one's ever written a poem for me before, I was quite chuffed,

if a bit puffed (from all the running I was doing before hand).

All quiet in base camp again, think they're all back in their hammocks again. I was thinking of organising a bit of a kareoke session to keep the bordom pangs at bay, things like "welcome to the jungle" (GN'R),
"king of the jungle" by Bananararama (even if no-body knows how it goes!!!) and of course the Jungle book song - even though the song is not actually called that!!

I'll start and wake the others up (hee, hee, hee)

in the jun-gle, the mighteee jun-gle
the lion sleeeeeeps tooooonight,
in the jun-gle, the mighteeee jun-gle
the lion sleeeeeeps toonight
imbube.....

Apricot

Zed.....,

we're all looking forward to the volly dolly party at the end of the jungle partieee. It sounds like you've been testing possible beverages for it anyhow!!!!

we miss you
apsx (also known as the stuffed donkey - but ONLY in the jungle)

MrJpig

greenfairy

I have succumbed to jungle fever...I blame lack of hot guys to perve over. Things are not looking good for me, please can I go home now?!!

RAB

Apricot

Poor Fairy is looking a tad green, help her someone please. Can't have my last volly dolly buddy left in the jungle falling ill now Doc Zed's gone.

greenfairy

I've been a bit miserable of late but it's ok now....watching The Nightmare Before Christmas which always manages to cheer me up

Good job I brought the portable dvd player in to the jungle. Much beeter way to use up my supply of batteries too!

RAB

Poor Fairy's had a dose of SAD,

It happens now and then,
That jungle fever's nasty stuff,
But now she's well again

Perhaps it's the humidity,
Brought on by all the heat,
It makes you sweat and hallucinate,
And brings on athletes' feet

She's found a cure to end her woes,
A Christmas DVD,
With batteries removed from Bob,
Her films she now can see....

KirriePete

Oh alright then:

Christmas comes but once a year
For most of us it brings good cheer
If you're in the jungle feeling queer
We'll send in choccies, rum and beer.

I theng you!