eastneyslapper
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Now Craig has left....Is it just a vicious rumour, or did several members of Nelson Volunteer Band wish they could have got their hands on Craigy's baton??....
Don't be shy now, Girls (and Guys...) Tell us all why Craigy was soooo popular 
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Co-admin
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Craig had a baton? Why? With his hectic social life I didn't think he had time for gigs 
Welcome Eastney Slapper... are you another Volly Dolly
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RAB
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| admin@home wrote: | | Craig had a baton? |
Coronation Chicken with extra onion last I heard... 
Welcome Eastneyslapper...Do tell us all a bit more about yourself..
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windypipes
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Oh yeaI heard the baton was quite big and was displayed on many occasions.
Pitty that he never bought me a drink.
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RAB
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Re: Oh yea | windypipes wrote: | | Pitty that he never bought me a drink. |
It's all in the genes matey..  ..Once a Jock etc...
Welcome to the Forum, and if you promise to come out into the big bad "other" rooms, I'll promise to p*** off and leave you all alone.... 
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greenfairy
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It's his legendary quarter pounder with extra cheese that did it for me 
I'm so depressed by his leaving that I've actually committed suicide and am making full use of the broadband facilities here in Hell. There's a free bar as well.
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eastneyslapper
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Well, I have seen Craigy play with his baton in public on many occasions, but it was the view from behind I was more interested in (his buns, NOT his baton...) 
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greenfairy
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I can honestly say that the only time I took any notice of Craigyboy's ar$e was when Melch was inspecting his hole at the Festival. Kind of drew my attention for some reason 
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windypipes
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hmmWho is the lucky Melch???
Well I can admit to having a private viewing at a christmas concert.
I didnt sleep much that night, nor did Craig(so I hear).
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eastneyslapper
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| admin@home wrote: |
Welcome Eastney Slapper... are you another Volly Dolly |
Well, Mr Admin... am I another Volly Dolly?? Just what do I have to do in order to achieve VD status??? 
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Co-admin
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A member of the female variety and a member of a Volunteer Band is all that is required for membership. We just have to find a nickname for the males in the volunteer bands (one that is printable!)
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eastneyslapper
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How about Volly Balls??? Or Volly Bulls if balls would offend too many of our more 'sensitive' visitors..... (Its taken me ages to think those up... more vodka and tonic required.... hic. xx) 
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Co-admin
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I like the thinking! Bollys would work as well, rhymes with Dollys and has a similar meaning to balls!
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A
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Newbies! Are they ours?
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A
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As for Craig's ar$e, it's always nice to see the back of him!
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eastneyslapper
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newbies???Newbies?? Where?? 
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eastneyslapper
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Now, I like the way Volly Bollys just trickles off the tongue......
But would give a whole new meaning to Bollywood.... hmmmmmm
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eastneyslapper
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And would a Volly Bolly Dolly wear a skirt or trousers?????
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windypipes
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Trousers Im sure.
But somewhere to hide the baton maybe??
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Co-admin
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Dolly's wear skirts, Bollys wear pants; where else would they keep their bollys?
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windypipes
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Lets ask Craig shall we?
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eastneyslapper
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| windypipes wrote: | Lets ask Craig shall we?
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Well, being a jock, does he prefer trrooosers, or a kilt?? I would be more than happy to polish his dirk.......
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eastneyslapper
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Bollys....Admin, u never learnt the words to Colonel Bogey???
The Albert Hall is home to someone's Bolly.....
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A
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Windypipes and Eastneyslapper, do we know you?
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windypipes
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Well, I have been in and out of Porstmouth.
Does that help?
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sticky blue
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Hi and welcome Eastney Slapper - this forum is the annex to Bedlam and the like - enjoy
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A
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um, no.
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windypipes
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AEr, what else can I say?
I use both hands when I play.
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A
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That narrows it down!
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windypipes
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Im glad I could help.
SO what number of lady (or Guy) is Craig on now?
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A
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He seems to have settled down a bit to be honest.
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windypipes
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Settled down?????
Is this the right man we are talking about???
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A
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The one and the same.
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windypipes
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Oh My,
I must catch up with him sometime then.
Might be some gossip!
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A
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You should catch up with him just to see his new car.
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windypipes
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You mean the hairdresser one has gone??
He tried to sell that to me!
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A
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It's been binned.
A think he's got a convertible something or other, something with more than two seats.
I'm useless with cars so I can't remember what he said he had.
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greenfairy
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It's a dark blue convertible Beetle (the new one, not a classic)
Or so I was told at least!
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windypipes
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Blue??
I thought pink was his colour??
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Apricot
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I know it doesn't take much but I'm confused. Who are our newbies?
Windypipes is obviously not a brass player, but I'm stuck beyond that????
 
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eastneyslapper
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Both hands could apply to some brass players.. French Horn?? And cornets have triggers....
Alex, you know me but you don't know me...
As for the car, I always thought of Craigy as a split-screen VW 'camper' man myself...
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greenfairy
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*awaits the look on A's face*
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eastneyslapper
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| greenfairy wrote: | *awaits the look on A's face*
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The look of what????? Luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve?????
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greenfairy
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Confusion mostly I think! She's been puzzling over this all day.
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A
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I know you but I don't know you.
Oh bugger, everyone knows I'm easily confused.
Can't you put me out of my misery and tell me? or even some more clues?
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | I know you but I don't know you.
Oh bugger, everyone knows I'm easily confused.
Can't you put me out of my misery and tell me? or even some more clues? |
I would like to know what a music related 'sig' is....
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A
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A siggie or sig is the picture below each post.
GF made mine, I asked for colourful and music related.
I got Johnny Depp.
I am not complaining!
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eastneyslapper
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LMAO a signature block.. ok. SO what sorta clues are you after?? I'm gonna make you work for this.....
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A
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Bugger it.
Um, well, male or female is always a help as is instrument category and band you play in. Or with. Or both.
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | Bugger it.
Um, well, male or female is always a help as is instrument category and band you play in. Or with. Or both. |
Bugger it sounds good...
M or F would give the game away, but I'm not fussy...
I have experienced Cologne if that helps....
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A
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aHA.
Right.
So you're either a VBI or a Volly. But which....
Or, god forbid, a piper.
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windypipes
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Male or female?
Now there's a question........
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A
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And of course it would be impolite to not answer....
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | aHA.
Right.
So you're either a VBI or a Volly. But which....
Or, god forbid, a piper. |
Or could I be a Bolly?????? And don't knock pipers.. I have a crush on one of them... LOL
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A
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Oh Lord. You're beyond help then
Haven't I suffered enough?
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windypipes
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Not enough suffering yet.
It's amazing who you see when you wander around Nelson
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A
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That sounds ominous.
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A
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| eastneyslapper wrote: | Alex, you know me but you don't know me...
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eastneyslapper
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A - there is a massive clue on ALL of my posts.... nighty nite all! xoxoxoxox
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A
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Morning all. My brain isn't fast enough this morning to work it out!
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greenfairy
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I'm not commenting on that A
*runs*
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A
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You just did you cheeky sod!!!!!
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greenfairy
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:smt028
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A
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Re: Now Craig has left.... | eastneyslapper wrote: | Is it just a vicious rumour, or did several members of Nelson Volunteer Band wish they could have got their hands on Craigy's baton??....
Don't be shy now, Girls (and Guys...) Tell us all why Craigy was soooo popular |
He was popular?
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windypipes
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Very popular!
Never saw him on page 3 though.............
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A
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Could have fooled us!
Memories of the Drift bar are coming back to me.....
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greenfairy
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Ouch. You did have to remind me of that night didn't you  *shudders*
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A
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Parts of it were very amusing. The rest was bizarre.
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A
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ES, have you ran a bar in the recent past?
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | | ES, have you ran a bar in the recent past? |
Ooooooooooooh, so I'm ES now am I??? How familiar.... lol
You are right Alex, I have run many bars in the past... not in this neck of the woods though....
(Just when u thought u were getting warm.... )
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A
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Bugger, CMN was wrong then.
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A
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Do you like bashing things with sticks?
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Apricot
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this isn't fair!!!  Windypipes, Eastneyslapper please just tell us what instruments you play and which band you're in. seeing as A is the only one of us on here who's been to cologne that doesn't help much.
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | | Do you like bashing things with sticks? |
I luuurve bashing things with sticks, Alex.....
Pray tell, what is CMN???
Apricot - how boring would this thread be if I reveal myself to you all... so quickly???? I like to blow when needed, but bashing is my favourite....
I have been in several bands, but no fixed abode at present....
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greenfairy
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And I have to say I'm finding this all very entertaining to read!
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eastneyslapper
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| greenfairy wrote: | | And I have to say I'm finding this all very entertaining to read! |
Glad you are finding it amusing, GF.... 
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greenfairy
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It's nice not giving a fuss about things, makes the world more entertaining
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A
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I give up!!!!!!!
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A
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One last ditch attempt.
Have I ever made you a cup of coffee or tea?
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greenfairy
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You've never made me any tea or coffee 
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A
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Because you've always already helped yourself to a tinnie from the fridge!!!!!!!
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greenfairy
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Not true 
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A
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or usually it's because Craig had left the milk in the fridge so long that he'd created Brie-in-a-Bottle
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greenfairy
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That and the fact I don't drink tea or coffee anyway! 
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A
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Oh shhh you wind up merchant!
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | One last ditch attempt.
Have I ever made you a cup of coffee or tea? |
Nope, you have never made me a wet.....
Sweet Craigy regularly makes me wet though.....
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A
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*Ahem*
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greenfairy
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I feel nauseous
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windypipes
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Greetings all,
Have I missed much??
I think somebody asked me about bands?
I have played in A band but Im very good on my own as well.
How are you 'A' ?
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A
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I'm fine thankyou  . Fine and confused.
And a little worried that everyone seems to know who I am.
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windypipes
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Maybe your too honest in your replies my dear.
For me, Im just devious, using both hands at once.............
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A
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Ah well.
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windypipes
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Awww,
your upset now?
Not heard from EastneySlapper for a while.
Must give that person a ring..............
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greenfairy
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Poor A. You know you'll find out eventually though medear. Fancy meeting up for a lunchtime pint tomorrow if you don't mind sharing your Ed-time?
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Apricot
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me thinks we should just ban those who join our threads when nobody knows who they are.
Getting bored of it now... 
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greenfairy
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People can do what they wish on the internet though. I can't say it's bothering me.
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A
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Me neither now, I have bigger fish to fry. Lunchtime pint sounds brilliant.
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greenfairy
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Coolios, will give you a buzz in the morning then on my lovely new phone (same number, never fear)
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eastneyslapper
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| Apricot wrote: | me thinks we should just ban those who join our threads when nobody knows who they are.
Getting bored of it now... |
Excuse me, but I am the author of this thread.....
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Aaron Aardvark
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| eastneyslapper wrote: | | Apricot wrote: | me thinks we should just ban those who join our threads when nobody knows who they are.
Getting bored of it now... |
Excuse me, but I am the author of this thread..... |
OOOhhhhh i love a good cat fight. C'mon girls......claws out.
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