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greenfairy
June!
Absolute legend
That's all there is to say on the matter!
Everybody keep fingers crossed that they can save the pub from closing because everyone needs more June-y sunshine in their lives
Thanks to all for a great night - really cheered me up after a shite week.
Woof!
Hornblower
S'good to see you're good this am GF.
I look forward to Friday's to see what you lot got up to the night before.
greenfairy
Trust me, a dose of June's singing is enough to cheer anyone right up. She brings tears of pure joy to the eyes
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Hornblower
greenfairy wrote:
Trust me, a dose of June's singing is enough to cheer anyone right up.
She brings tears of pure pain to the eyes
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Do I read you correctly?
ZedHorn
greenfairy wrote:
Trust me, a dose of June's singing is enough to cheer anyone right up. She brings tears of pure joy to the eyes
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there's medication avaiable for that if you need it you know.....
Apricot
June's renditions even get the pub dog singing along!
greenfairy
It's not so much that she's a bad singer....it's more the voice of a million fags and the very strong Portsmuff accent that does it.
Apricot
...and that she's a bad singer
ANTS
Apricot wrote:
...and that's she's a bad singer
I haven't laughed so much in ages.....thanks for having such a good local GF.
Junes rendition of CwwwwAAAAAAAAZZZYYYY is a classic
windypipes
I have a small recording of her song.
Makes me laugh when I hear it!
Kareoke at the summer social???
greenfairy
Would that be the summer social that Neil has moved to be on the same weekend that I'm up in Glasgow
ZedHorn
maybe you could ask her to do a vocal solo for Nelson at the festival???
Apricot
Scarily we have discussed it Zed!!! Well at least asking her to be the after-party entertainment.
greenfairy
We'll have to get Nish to ask her though, I think she likes him best
Apricot
Although maybe not just after she's come over to threathen him for trying to sneakily video her on his phone
windypipes
I will play you the recording I have, its priceless!!
Nish
I was a little scared.
RAB
windypipes wrote:
I will play you the recording I have, its priceless!!
Oops... Rab pops in and tries to be non-agressive......
Farty....Karaoke (not Kareoke) is Japanese for Empty Orchestra.....
I do believe you play a solo instrument..???..Waaaaaaaaaah
Can you sing unaccompanied..???
I've had reports of you humming....
Well, it is an open Forum...
greenfairy
Nish wrote:
I was a little scared.
Bless!
windypipes
Yes, a solo instrument.
Its the King of instruments!
I can sing very well thank you, sang in a few choir festivals.
Was trained in choir direction too.
Oh and a 3 year organ scholarship
Anything else you'd like to know??
bootybandy
windypipes wrote:
Oh and a 3 year organ scholarship
Three years to master the Organ. No wonder you wanted to be a choir boy.
windypipes
Damm!
My secret is out!
bootybandy
Mwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh..............
ZedHorn
what's better than daffodils on a piano????
Hornblower
Tulips on an organ?
(To be said in a Norfolk accent.)
windypipes
Tip Toe through the tulips......... dum de dum de da....
RAB
windypipes wrote:
Anything else you'd like to know??
Well since you ask......
Why did the chicken cross the road.....?????
windypipes
Cause he wanted to see his flat mate??
RAB
windypipes wrote:
Cause he wanted to see his flat mate??
Good answer.....Or was it another question..?????
Nish
Why did the chicken cross the road.....?????
To get away from the Bagpipes.
RAB
Nish wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road.....?????
To get away from the Bagpipes.
...Another good answer.....
You guys are getting the hang of it now....
Nish
Ta very much.
MrJpig
To understand the correct answer you need to know the difference between a fetish and a perversion
Spoiler:
For a fetish you need a feather
For a perversion you need the whole chicken!!
THAT`S WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD!!
RAB
MrJpig wrote:
To understand the correct answer you need to know the difference between a fetish and a perversion
Spoiler:
For a fetish you need a feather
For a perversion you need the whole chicken!!
THAT`S WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD!!
OK Mr..JP....Enough education for them for one day.....
Hope I'll see you in the Countermarch...
They certainly won't see us.....
windypipes
Who wont see you??
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