2nd Clarinet
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'ello 'ello 'elloIt's Monday.....
Captions please........
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Gromit
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Q: ....American express?
A: No, but you can feel my t*ts!
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General Melchett
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Police: Have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?
Lady: No, but I've been swung round by the t*ts!
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2nd Clarinet
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"Good morning officer....I'm a 'Volly Dolly' from England!"
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2nd Clarinet
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ZedHorn
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| 2nd Clarinet wrote: | .
"Good morning officer....I'm a 'Volly Dolly' from England!"
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actually she looks more like one of the Scottish contingent!!! 
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Quasijock
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| ZedHorn wrote: | | 2nd Clarinet wrote: | .
"Good morning officer....I'm a 'Volly Dolly' from England!"
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actually she looks more like one of the Scottish contingent!!! |
No chance, Her t*ts aren't big enough or out 
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Pilchard
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Cuff these!
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MrJpig
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No Madam, when I asked if you had air bags fitted I meant... 
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2nd Clarinet
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Re: 'ello 'ello 'ello
"Ma'am....When I said 'I believe they are false', I meant your number plates!"
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MrJpig
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Gritted teeth....Clenched fists.......Open window...can only mean one thing....STAND BACK ...9 Seconds to don the mask!!
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2nd Clarinet
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"Officer, are you sure a full body search is required for the issuing of a speeding ticket?"
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MrJpig
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"Officer, are you sure a full body search is required for the issuing of a speeding ticket?"
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Yes and you are getting 'THE BREATHALYSER'!!
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2nd Clarinet
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| MrJpig wrote: | | 2nd Clarinet wrote: | .
"Officer, are you sure a full body search is required for the issuing of a speeding ticket?"
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Yes and you are getting 'THE BREATHALYSER'!! |
"Officer, do you have a lisp?"
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townsergeant
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Re: 'ello 'ello 'ello
Go on then............Taser them! 
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2nd Clarinet
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"Look Digby, the lads back at the Precinct think you've gone a bit too far with this undercover work!"
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