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| Wolfy |
BR13's?Deli,Serious request, Honest! 
Is the BR13 still the Bulgers bible? ....My youngest is now honking about wanting to be a Bulger. He's got a Bulge which I bought for him but I was just wondering if there is something up to daterer that I can get hold of to help him on his way? Failing that, I just need to lay my hands on a BR13 somehow. I don't know if the fact that he's the present Corp's Drum Major's Godson will make a difference. He He! I am willing to part with the necessary dubloons should this be possible! Cheers Matey Woooooooooooolfy! 
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| Aaron Aardvark |
I have a BR13........but you cant have it. It's lining my bed I 'found' it under a bulgers bed once when I was looking for a lost ball-top.
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| Aaron Aardvark |
...saying that.. £500 and 6 ball-tops and its yours 
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| Wolfy |
Too high a price to pay if it's been in contact with a sweaty Aardvarse for god knows how long!! Pooooooooooooh!! That must whiff something chronic! 
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| FFoglamp |
I think Aaron Aardvark is holding a copy of BR13 hostage. Unless you pay up, he will slowly extract it by cutting out a few staves, page by page, and post you some marches, one at a time. 
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| Aaron Aardvark |
Haven't you got one Ffoggy?? After all ,you were just a bulger without the bulge 
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| bootybandy |
The difference between Ffoggy and a Bulger was also the way in which he used to swing his tampons around his head. 
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| FFoglamp |
...........and what a bloody mess that would be !!!!
I know what you mean, but there is no need to lower the tone. 
Also, AA, you've gone past the unwritten rule, of never comparing bulgers to percussionists. It winds both camps up. 
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| Aaron Aardvark |
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....jolly good.
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| Co-admin |
Who are you calling Camp!
I'll have speaks with Wigs and see what he can do for his godson apart from say "Don't do it!". |
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| bootybandy |
How do you know when you have gone past an unwritten rule? 
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| Aaron Aardvark |
because some twonk tells you.
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| townsergeant |
Re: BR13's?
I've got a copy of all the bulge calls from the BR13, if that's any help for him? Give me a PM 
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| bootybandy |
I thought you might have kept that one a little quieter Bill  :smt047
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| Wolfy |
Re: BR13's?
You must have realised by now Botty that all us horn players are closet Bulgers at Heart. A horn used to just be bulge with a bigger bell(e) end after all!!
Thanks for letting me know Billy, we can sort it out at the next shapers meeting.
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| RAB |
Re: BR13's?
Oh Dear... I always knew there was some connection between "Horn" and "Bell(e) end" as you so finely put it Wolfy...
Please hold your "shaping" sessions well out of the view of the general public and in particular juveniles... ...
And we'll expect a whole new thread on the art of shaping...
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| Co-admin |
Rab,
I hope the shaping he refers to is that of his bert, not his horn. At least I hope not
Regards, worried of Pompey |
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| MrJpig |
Start bidding now Wolfy...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BOB-THE-BUI...PageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem |
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| Wolfy |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Excellent Andy. Is that from your own music library???? In think every Bulger should be issued one upon joining up!!
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| FFoglamp |
You have to wonder why a  would be sniffing around a Bob the Builder ebay site ????
I mean, looks dodgy don't it !!! Why can't he afford to buy them new like the rest of us - try amazon.co.uk 
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| MrJpig |
I don`t sniff, I grunt and trough!! :smt026 | ||
| bootybandy |
Oh my God ! he actually thinks he's a PIIG now. Blimey I thought we had it rough with an Aardvark on the site, but a flipping PIIG. God preserve us..... :smt046 
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| Aaron Aardvark |
we will have you baaaaaing soon....dont you worry
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| MrJpig |
Could be worse.... I could be a BOTTY !! :smt046 
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| FFoglamp |
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!
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| Aaron Aardvark |
roflmao...pmpl.......wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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| bootybandy |
Yes you could be
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