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A

Who in their right minds decided....

...it'd be a good idea to let bandies drive minibuses?????????????
greenfairy

I enjoyed it! People pay fortunes to experience rally-driving and we get it for free!

Everybody hang on - round the cones! Up on to the pavement!

Quality!
sticky blue

mmmmmmmmmmmm! sounds like the firemens strike of '77' - give bandie a heavy goods licence - now yer talking - much more fun - never mind the cones and pavements (sidewalk for our American friends) - up streets the wrong way and not getting nicked as the Police were escorting us - smacking the 'Green G' against Stetchford Nick - etc. etc. - get in the way at your peril you varmits - good fun - there must be some good and unusual dits out there ??
A

And to think people pay fortunes to go to theme parks when really all they need is a bandy and a large vehicle?
Co-admin

It is a fault on the pusser's minibuses. The throttle only has 2 positions, Off and FULL On. I know because I was driving one and passed a Ferrari, BMW X5, Masarati and an Aston Martin. My passengers are in therapy and having surgery to colour in their white knuckles
MrJpig

Thanks Deli....wondering where to send the fixed penalties....WAAAAAAH LOL
Co-admin

I think I was caught with an SP30 inbound. I was doing 35ish I think...
A

It's not the minibuses fault that we always get parking tickets though.

Or that the band has to get out and move bollards so that Craig can drive through a closed off roadworks as he can't find his way to venues....
Astradyne

...and then he was worried about driving with two wheels up on the pavement after doing that, saying it's illegal!

Flippin' 'eck! I drive up on the pavement all the time, but I don't go through roadworks!
greenfairy

I felt sorry for poor little James, he's never going to be the same again!
A

Ah, but as the new baby of the band (I'm not the baby of the band for the first time in 8 years!!!!!!) these things, if they don't kill him, will only make him grow up to be, well, like one of us. Which surely is a good thing.
ANTS

A wrote:
Ah, but as the new baby of the band (I'm not the baby of the band for the first time in 8 years!!!!!!) these things, if they don't kill him, will only make him grow up to be, well, like one of us. Which surely is a good thing.



what you mean its a voucher for therapy for his 18th birthday then...
Apricot

you mean if he manages to stay sane enough to know he's reached 18
sticky blue

admin@home wrote:
I think I was caught with an SP30 inbound. I was doing 35ish I think...


was that Accelerating or Decelerating - ????
Aaron Aardvark

admin@home wrote:
I think I was caught with an SP30 inbound. I was doing 35ish I think...


35wpm on his phone
sticky blue

texting -
Co-admin

sticky blue wrote:


was that Accelerating or Decelerating - ????

The latter

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