greenfairy
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Ok........so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble 
Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely 
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ANTS
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Re: Ok.... | greenfairy wrote: | ....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble
Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely |
I still laugh now  at the vision of you flying accross my back seat!!
one of those classic comedy moments
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admin
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I thought Fairies were meant to fly!
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greenfairy
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Not sideways across the back seat of an Antsmobile they're not!
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Apricot
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...especially when the end result is one foot in the air (i.e. the only part of GF that was still visible) and a little voice going "help" 
The moral of this story is - don't sit on a music stand!  
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Gromit
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Eeeek! Sounds dodgy - a music stand in the back of the Antsmobile with a fairy on the top 
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ANTS
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| Gromit wrote: | | Eeeek! Sounds dodgy - a music stand in the back of the Antsmobile with a fairy on the top |
and she was only under the influence of an Abduls curry
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ZedHorn
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Chilli jobbies is dangerous stuff you know!!
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Wee Mac McDrums
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| Quote: | | The moral of this story is - don't sit on a music stand! |
I have to ask.....
Was the music stand in the "folded" or "unfolded" position???
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greenfairy
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Don't go there Mac! 
It was folded up in a bag. Just to put your perverted mind at ease.
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Pompey Rich
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Re: Ok.... | greenfairy wrote: | ....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble
Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely |
Don't worry, GF. Most women have problems with cars especially driving them.
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Astradyne
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Re: Ok.... | Pompey Rich wrote: | | greenfairy wrote: | ....so I guess it's official that me + cars = trouble
Remember folks, always ensure that the child in the back is strapped in securely |
Don't worry, GF. Most women have problems with cars especially driving them. |
And then there's parking...
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Pompey Rich
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Especially reversing.
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bassdrumal
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Or that straight line stuff
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Chrissie B
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Yeah, but it's only because you men tell us that this is six inches
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Axl
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| Chrissie B wrote: | Yeah, but it's only because you men tell us that this is six inches
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Isn't it? 
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greenfairy
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According to my maths lecturer, everyone needs a good 12 inches.
I'm still waiting 
what? we're talking rulers here people and I'm still waiting to be motivated enough to go to Smiths and buy one 
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Wee Mac McDrums
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I could give you a good 12" Els...
Unfortunatly I would have to give you 6" twice...
But that makes it easier to fit in my pocket when it's not in use!!!!
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greenfairy
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Ooooh Mac, you're such a gentleman. It's an offer a girl just can't refuse 
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Wee Mac McDrums
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Nah... not me, I just ordered a dozen 6" rules rather the 6 of 12" rules, so now I have a couple to spare (but they do come in damn usefull, almost like and engineers multitool)
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greenfairy
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*refrains from making a smutty remark*
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Axl
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Any chance you could slip me 6 inches Mac? (I'm lining 'em up...)
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greenfairy
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no comment
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