Pompey Rich
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Our New Bandy.Now that Craig has gone over to Pompey Band RM when can we start giving our new Bandy, Neil lot's of grief? 
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Aaron Aardvark
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He will have you for breakfast...........
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Co-admin
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If you read the manual that was supplied with your 'Bandy 2006 edn' you'll find the answer to most things. The 2006 is an upgrade on all previous models so please make sure you read the manual and keep the bandy regularly serviced.
There is a slight change to the manual's service intervals that has yet to be released:
Servicing periods - 6 monthly or after 20 concerts or 10 marching displays (1 Marching display = 2 concerts)
By not sticking to these service intervals you may invalidate any warranty on your 2006 Bandy.
Giving grief to a Bandy 2006 is not advised in the first 6 months as mental breakdown isn't covered until after that period has elapsed. In the event of physical breakdown or breakage you will be sent a replacement Bandy 2006 until yours is repaired at one of our approved Royal Marine Musician repair centres. Please check the Bandy's name and if they have a BA after their name it means they are part of the Bandy Association and you will also have Gigside assistance, Gig start and full Bandy Recovery back to an approved repair centre.
Have fun with your new Bandy 2006 but please read the manual, severe overloading of the Alcohol System is no longer covered by the BA
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A
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Oh Deli, deli deli, my love, 10 marching displays will take us at least 5 years!
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Co-admin
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| A wrote: | | 10 marching displays will take us at least 5 years! |
How many marches do you lot play in a display? 2 years for each display, you'd be knackerd! You Volly Dollys know how to put on a marching display I'll give you that How many month's is the drum display 
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Pompey Rich
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Oh dear not again Green Fairy. Anything to get out of marching as usual. Or perhaps you're missing the lovely (but mad) Corps Of Drums. We will all have to start practice again just to cheer you up. 
OUCH! I've just broken my right leg, sprained my left ankle, and I have 12 ingrowing toenails BUT I WILL STILL MARCH. 
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A
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GF will be marching this year.
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greenfairy
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If this keeps up then I'm buggering right off to play by myself 
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A
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So sorry, I misread that for a moment there.....
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greenfairy
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Apricot
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you two are terrible 
and greenfrairy you don't get out of marching that easily, even if it is going to take us 2 years to get to the display!
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A
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Well well well.
The bandroom is tidy, the phone is being answered, the FHM calendar has been replaced with a '$hit happens' poster and the battered sax case will soon be departing. Start of a new era!
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Apricot
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but how long will it last???
and does he know how to find us on here yet?
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A
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No, the lesson is postponed. The phone was ringing off the hook, and as his first gig, he needed to concentrate on tonight.
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Apricot
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oh so we're safe for a little while yet then!!
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A
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For now!
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windypipes
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Safe from whom???
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A
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The WRATH OF NEIL!
dun dun dduuuuuuhhh!
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windypipes
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Oh,
he cant be as bad as craig................
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eastneyslapper
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| windypipes wrote: |
he cant be as bad as craig.... |
I think the band will soon get used to Neil.... he has a very subtle sense of humour, and quite a complex character.... the ladies will love their new 'man of mystery' !! 
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ANTS
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| eastneyslapper wrote: | | windypipes wrote: |
he cant be as bad as craig.... |
I think the band will soon get used to Neil.... he has a very subtle sense of humour, and quite a complex character.... the ladies will love their new 'man of mystery' !! |
I have to agree ES.....and he's got a wicked sense of humour thats beginning to come out....
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Apricot
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the ladies will love their new 'man of mystery'
Really???? it has to be said probably certain ladies more than others, if you get my drift!!!!
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A
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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eastneyslapper
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| Apricot wrote: | the ladies will love their new 'man of mystery'
Really???? it has to be said probably certain ladies more than others, if you get my drift!!!! |
Apricot, I'm afraid I don't quite follow....
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A
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We have a few amorous ladies of a certain age, for whom CMN would be the perfect toyboy!
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | | We have a few amorous ladies of a certain age, for whom CMN would be the perfect toyboy! |
Sorry, I still don't know this CMN.....
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A
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You must have guessed by now?
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | | You must have guessed by now? |
How do you get 'CMN' from Neil or Sylve... Current Musical No-it-all???? 
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A
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Not exactly.
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windypipes
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Crap Musical Numpty???
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Apricot
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nope!
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windypipes
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Craigs Marriage Nuptual?
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Apricot
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wrong again!
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windypipes
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Hmmm!
A hard one!
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Apricot
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he, he, he
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windypipes
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grrrr!!!!!
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eastneyslapper
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| A wrote: | | CMN would be the perfect toyboy! |
Call Me Neil??? 
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windypipes
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Neil??
I thought your name was *******
Ooops!
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eastneyslapper
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| windypipes wrote: | | Craigs Marriage Nuptual? |
Nuptual?? See what I mean, Admin?? Another 5p in the tin....
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windypipes
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Ok!
I know I only got grade C English at GCSE!
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pussycat
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| Apricot wrote: | the ladies will love their new 'man of mystery'
Really???? it has to be said probably certain ladies more than others, if you get my drift!!!! |
All because.....the 'lady' loves......C M N 
Often found as a P N J.
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greenfairy
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I'm not even gonna ask 
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Apricot
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me neither 
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windypipes
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Oh go on ladies, you always ask odd questions.........
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bootybandy
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| pussycat wrote: | All because.....the 'lady' loves......C M N
Often found as a P N J. |
C M N = Craigs Marriage Nuptuals
P N J = Pre Nuptual Jump ?
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windypipes
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I called him G W C
Great White Chief.........
He seemed to enjoy that.........
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Apricot
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bootybandy
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Too many TLA's on this site.... 
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windypipes
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TLA???
Im think...................
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