Hi guys, gals and mamals.
Just a quick note to say hello from the new HMS Nelson Volunteer Band Instructor. If you want to join the band please feel free to PM or email me.
sticky blue
Hello there cattypuss -
lesbryan
Hi there pussycat and welcome ||| :nemo:
Hornblower
Hey hey PC!!!
How ya doin'?
All the best in your new job and on this forum - have you been here before in another guise?
Looks like you've got your work cut out for you in your new post - are your claws sharpened yet?
They better be...
Meeoow
General Melchett
Hello Neil,
Hope you are coping with your new job.... time will tell! - Good luck from one former VBI and Horn player to another!
Hornblower
Hey hey hey!!!
A horn player too? YAY!!!
We're taking over the asylum (again...)
bootybandy
Gordon Bennett....Is there no peace!! Another bleeping Horn 'older on this bleeping forum will drive every bleeper bleeping mad, for bleeps sake.
townsergeant
bootybandy wrote:
Gordon Bennett....Is there no peace!! Another bleeping Horn 'older on this bleeping forum will drive every bleeper bleeping mad, for bleeps sake.
I don't think his name is Gordon bleeping Bennett?
Perhaps it's Gordon bleeping Ramsay?
(Hello Sylv and welcome. Love Tweety Pie!)
Aaron Aardvark
Ahhhhh Sylve you old reprobate. Welcome to the forum. Perhaps you can tame the volly dollies. Give em extra marching drill they need it
RAB
..Hello Pussycat...Nice to see another seving member join in the fracass of the forum.. Hope you have fun, and remember, the Volly Dollies are watching you......
're ass......... (allegedly)..
ZedHorn
hi Silv... welcome to the madhouse...
more horns to take over the WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zed
RAB
ZedHorn wrote:
more horns to take over the WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh dear, the horn section is once more augmented...
Call me a doctor....
eastneyslapper
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
Call me a doctor....
Hi Dr. Thomson...
It's the Volly Bollys that Puddycat needs to watch out for.....
mrbassbone
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
ZedHorn wrote:
more horns to take over the WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh dear, the horn section is once more augmented...
Call me a doctor....
You're a Doctor!!
Co-admin
I know Who's a Doctor
Nice to see another VBI join Sylv and I'm sure you'll soon get to grips with posting, replying, putting images in messages, and making the text
<MARQUEE WIDTH=50% BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE> bounce around like this </MARQUEE>
Easy eh?
Master classes are being held in the usual place at unusual times
MJ
<MARQUEE WIDTH=50% BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE> I can do it too!!! </MARQUEE>
RAB
My Batteries Have Run Out
bootybandy
<MARQUEE WIDTH=50% BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE> How do you that then Deli </MARQUEE>
Co-admin
<MARQUEE> Easy </MARQUEE>
ANTS
Re: Pussycat says Meoww
Welcome Pussycat.....
not only do you put up with us at rehearsals....you want to join in here to....yehhh!!!!
bootybandy
Punishment and Glutton spring to mind.......
RAB
bootybandy wrote:
<MARQUEE WIDTH=50% BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE> How do you that then Deli </MARQUEE>
Highlight, Copy, Paste....
Or Just simply...."Quote".......
Aaron Aardvark
MJ wrote:
<MARQUEE WIDTH=50% BEHAVIOR=ALTERNATE> I can do it too!!! </MARQUEE>
WITH KANDOO!!
MrJpig
Spoiler:
BUGGER
Co-admin
Did you mean:
Spoiler:
<marquee>B U G G E R </marquee>
ANTS
bootybandy wrote:
Punishment and Glutton spring to mind.......
he just loves us so much, he can't bear to be away from us between rehearsals
Co-admin
ANTS wrote:
he just loves us so much, he can't bear to be away from us between rehearsals
Who said he was talking about Pussycat Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pussycat
Thank you all for your kind welcomes…....and other comments.
Looking forward to getting to know ya'll....once I get past my probation period.
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'It is one thing to talk bullshit; it is another to believe it.' - Forrest G
FFoglamp
Welcome Sylv !!!
I could probably bounce text around and do spoilers too, but CBA !
Apricot
Hi Pussycat.
Welcome to the forum (otherwise known as the mad house).
This is the place where our little volly dolly world comes into contact with reality...it doesn't know what hit it!!!
Don't let them fool you, we're really nice if you give us a chance, can't possibly comment on the volly bolly's though, seeing as no-one has actually admitted to being one yet...
MrJpig
admin@home wrote:
Did you mean:
Spoiler:
<marquee>B U G G E R </marquee>
No I meant...
MrJpig wrote:
Spoiler:
BUGGER
OH BUGGER BUGGER!!
Nish
Bonsoir. I know I've already spoken to you in another thread, but thought I would also say hello in here as well. I trust you are well
ZedHorn
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
ZedHorn wrote:
more horns to take over the WOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD
Oh dear, the horn section is once more augmented...
Call me a doctor....
I'm already here and have been here for ages and ages!!!! With regard to augmentation is that 4ths / 5ths or was that a further reference to my favourite daily training pastime of plastic surgery!
Zed xxxx
geekygirl
<MARQUEE> Was it a PhD research type doctor you meant? I'm one of them </MARQUEE>
Hello Pussycat by the way, since it's your thread Nice to "see" a new face.
A
Aaron Aardvark wrote:
Ahhhhh Sylve you old reprobate. Welcome to the forum. Perhaps you can tame the volly dollies. Give em extra marching drill they need it
Meanwhile someone can get Aardy an electric sander, he needs it.
A
'Bout time you got your ar$e on here CMN, we've been waiting long enough! You can't keep saying you've got 'work' to do, we all know VBIs don't do any!
bootybandy
Oooohh...that's fighting talk that is......Get Tweety Pie...
RAB
ZedHorn wrote:
or was that a further reference to my favourite daily training pastime of plastic surgery!
Oh probably a cue for you to partake of the "impossible dream"...
Is there any chance you may be able to turn me back into being a frog???
I'm a bit peed off with this handsome Prince role...
(Sorry..no current pics available)....
ZedHorn
by the looks of the wrinkles on your avatar I would suggest a face list with extra dollops of lift!!!
Z
RAB
ZedHorn wrote:
I would suggest a face list with extra dollops of lift!!!Z
..Waaaaaaaaaaaaah...How complimentary Z..
Now regarding my face LIST..???..
Would you be suggesting I'm 2-faced..??Or maybe even have more faces than the Town Clock..???
My avatar is the closest resemblance to my real self I have at the moment.(unless some more recent reunion pics turn up soon TOMMO!!!!)
So I'm afraid a face list would indeed be of more use than a face lift...
eastneyslapper
RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote:
ZedHorn wrote:
I would suggest a face list with extra dollops of lift!!!Z
Now regarding my face LIST..???..
Your face appears to be 'listing' nicely to port already...
RAB
eastneyslapper wrote:
Your face appears to be 'listing' nicely to port already...
.Gee thanks Zed...Any sentence including the words nicely and face will be treated as complimentary....
lesbryan
Hi pussycat is this your mate
Aaron Aardvark
Nice pussy Is he called Tripod??
lesbryan
No they call him POOTLE |||
bootybandy
lesbryan wrote:
No they call him POOTLE |||
Gawd 'elp us...
lesbryan
You must the story of pootle booty ??its good
bootybandy
'fraid that one passed me by Les. Would you care to enlighten me?
lesbryan
It was a childrens story
bootybandy
One of the Flumps Les?
Wolfy
You chaps really do have to get out more often!!! LOL
bootybandy
I Googled Pootle and it came up with the Flumps. That's as much as I know.... I get out lot's, but the wardens keep on dragging me back.
lesbryan
Thats right a character in the flumps .I honestly dont know much more than that that.We took him in when one of our neighbours moved didn't want him anymore so we give him a home ||
bootybandy
lesbryan wrote:
Thats right a character in the flumps .I honestly dont know much more than that that.We took him in when one of our neighbours moved didn't want him anymore so we give him a home ||
That's very charitable of you Les. Was it a semi or detatched property?
lesbryan
a semi
townsergeant
Wolfy wrote:
You chaps really do have to get out more often!!! LOL
Wolfy. How dare walk around Deal without your Bert!
Or were you showing off your new haircut?
FFoglamp
wofly has a bert shaped haircut now. Thats how his bert fits so perfectly.
townsergeant
FFoglamp wrote:
wofly has a bert shaped haircut now. Thats how his bert fits so perfectly.
I thought you were doing 'My Fair Lady' Foggy?
Wouldn't it be Wofly!
bootybandy
That's offaly woffaly of you Bill.
FFoglamp
Wofly favourites include Chuck Berry, Dave Berry, Men In Hats, and Rasberry Beret by Prince, not forgetting The Ballad of the Green Berets.
And of course Bert Weedon.
windypipes
Ok Pussycat, we are just getting used to your humour.....!
bounce around like this 
Nice to "see" a new face.
