Aaron Aardvark
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Rab's Birthday
Happy 100th Birthday Rab......Hope you have a great day    
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General Melchett
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Happy Birthday Rab,
You'll have to wait a month or so for your present though......
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lesbryan
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAB .from me too
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townsergeant
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUW!.......SORRY, I MEAN RAB! 
ADVICE TO THE ELDERLY:
'Remember to take in lots of liquids during this hot weather!' 
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General Melchett
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It must be about time for Huw's birthday again soon.... It would be a shame to miss it!
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admin
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Happy Birthday Rab...
Have a virtual wet on me
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sticky blue
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 Happy Birthday to Rab, Happy Birthday to Rab - Happy Biii-iiirthdaaay toooo Raa-aab - Happy Birthday to you - Buss pass is the post -  
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bootybandy
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Happy Bertday to Ewe, Happy Bertday to Ewe, Happy Bertday to Raaa--aaabbb. Happy Bertday to Ewe. Cheers Matey, be celibate tonight and go Hell for Leather tomorrow....Have a nice weekend....Bri.
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FFoglamp
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAB !!!!
I think you should have a beer for every year of age you are !!!!!!
2nd thoughts - that would kill you. Just have a couple every night until you
catch up.
3rd thoughts - that would take till next birthday.
Oh sod it, just have a few wets, mate.
Well done on the big 100, did you get a telegram ? 
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RAB
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Thanks very much all of you...I'm not really 100..  ..You're getting mixed up with my weight... 
Deli's wet is the strongest I'll manage I'm afraid, ..as I'm heavily committed at work this week..
(Not to mention the bed wetting risk that comes with age of course)..
Aaron... How the F**k did you know it was my birthday..???? 
I certainly didn't tell anyone, so this could be another little clue to your ID.. ..I had to divulge my date of birth on my Reunion application...
Ahaaa.. You're slipping mate....
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Aaron Aardvark
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oohhhhh you know.......I have a very good memory
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MrJpig
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Hello Rab sorry I`m late
I`m just like you with a lot on my plate
Now that the day has turned to night
have you managed to stay upright?
Many good wishes have been put your way
as you are now a bit older than yesterday
I hope things are going well in your new career
and it won`t be long before we get a beer
Old age they say doesn`t come alone
I hope you don`t spend much of it laying prone
You`ll soon be needing a personal nurse
to help you with bathing and emptying your purse
So take it easy ol` chum of mine
and watch out for Micras that cross the line
I join with our friends from near and far
and wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY mate...see you at the bar ! :smt046
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RAB
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Well I never ANDY mate,
That wee poem was just great,
Sad to hear you're working nights,
Guard watch patrol and quelling fights.
Didn't get a chance to drink,
Sensibility methinks,
Have to drive first thing in morn,
Don't want any more vans gorrrrrrrrn..
Some time soon we'll have a beer,
Me up there or you down here,
Until then I'll just stay sober,
See you at the bar October......
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sticky blue
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| RAB(Jock)THOMSON wrote: |
Thanks very much all of you...I'm not really 100.. ..You're getting mixed up with my weight...
Deli's wet is the strongest I'll manage I'm afraid, ..as I'm heavily committed at work this week..
| Quote: | | (Not to mention the bed wetting risk that comes with age of course).. |
Aaron... How the F**k did you know it was my birthday..????
I certainly didn't tell anyone, so this could be another little clue to your ID.. ..I had to divulge my date of birth on my Reunion application...
Ahaaa.. You're slipping mate.... |
you could always get yourself some incontinence pads - bit like 'Huggies'
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greenfairy
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Happy belated birthday!
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RAB
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..Thank you GF...The celebration will come eventually, but for now it's just another year counting the extra nose hair...
(  ..Oooh what a disgusting thing to write)
Perhaps we should have a Birthday list room, it's so nice to receive so many good wishes in the one day..Thank you all again... 
I think it's HUW's birthday next....
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