Clancy
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redirected hereHi i have introduced myself ...and was redirected here.... i am hoping to start playing my cornet again and understand that i may be able to do it as a Volunteer musician? Just arrived in the area from ooop north and do not know much about this site...Thanks...are there any girls on here or all men who speak in a strange language?????
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A
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Most of us are girlies in here my dear!
My advice is to ring our bandmaster. Admin gave you the number.
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Wee Mac McDrums
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Clancy, if your going to join a VB then I think you should come up to Neptune Band, 'cause the gurlz all wear skirts. And the men all wear skirts too.
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greenfairy
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and we have photographic evidence to prove it....unfortunately 
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admin
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For them or you?
A long way for Clancy to come to Neptune unless you are paying travelling expenses!
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greenfairy
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The photo of Mac (sort of) in his kilt was enough to put me off me dinner. I'd post it but I wouldn't want to get sued for causing mental anguish  
*runs*
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Apricot
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Clancy come to our band - we're fun, even if we don't wear skirts!
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greenfairy
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But Apricot my dear we do wear skirts....otherwise what on earth was I wearing yesterday at rehearsal *confussled*
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Astradyne
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I thought that was your Dalek costume!
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greenfairy
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Cheeky sod! 
As if I'd ever look as cool as a Dalek anyway, or as delightfully evil 
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Apricot
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You don't have a plunger (is that even the right word, having a word loss moment now - think I've been sat in the sun too long today) in the appropriate place!!!!
I meant on parade, but oh well never mind...so I was wrong sometimes we do 
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greenfairy
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Alas, I'm definitely lacking in the plunger department 
See, I'm even behaving as well and not making any gutterminded remarks *halo*
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Wee Mac McDrums
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GF, To be a proper Dalek you need:-
1. A large wire whisk in your right hand.
2. A large rolling pin ( wrapped in tin foil ) in your left hand
3. A toilet plunger ( coated in goldleaf ) stuck to your forehead with the likes of "superglue"
Then:-
Wear a big frumpy dress that angles out from your armpits to the ground,
Hijack a shopping trolly from Tescos,
Find a gentle hill and push youself off,
Shout EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, at the top of your voice !!!!!,
Easy!!!
( For more advice on DIY fancy dress costumes please send £57-65 to "madweemacmcdrumsfancydresssolutions@gi'usyermoney.co.uk.scotland.justnorthofengland)
;)
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greenfairy
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And all this because I wore a skirt that wasn't floor length 
Still, was worth it for the costuming advice and the mental imagery that goes with it....helpful as always Mac my dear!
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Apricot
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*giggling*
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