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RNVB Caption PiccyWell, I posted it on the 'other' site, so just to make sure you don't feel left out, I have reproduced it here..........
Captions please.........
Zedhorn and Gromit in the pool.....
(with a picture like this, there's no other names that could have been placed in the (sic) frame!!!!)
Zed to Gromit. "See, I told you I could open the other one without a bottle opener!"
Gromit "Yes, I see, but it's now sunk to the bottom of the pool!"
Zed "That's what happens if you don't do your Pelvic floor muscle exercises".
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bassdrumal
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"Damn, she has more than me, i wonder if she will notice if i have a quick swig out of her bottle"
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Bobw
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"When I sent you to the bar for two lager tops what I meant was ..... And by the way, where did you put my Pork Scratchings?"
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Quasijock
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What a lovely pair of Bevvies.
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ZedHorn
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maybe bandy will let us play these on the march next year in Koln...
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bassdrumal
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Now Im sure this is good practice for something.........Just cant remember what, but im sure my mum wont approve
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Hornblower
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Z "I can't seem to get a note out of mine, perhaps I'll get bandy to try."
G "He's already had a go at mine and for some reason he couldn't get a note either - he was trying for ages too, different angles - everything. "
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2nd Clarinet
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Gurgle,gurgle,ffrrrap...pop...pop...pop!
Zed. "Sorry Gill, I think that was the Vindaloo from last night."
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Hornblower
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Re: RNVB Caption PiccyHow about a twist to this sorry tale?
i.e. What happened next?
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bassdrumal
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After giggling it about for a while, some stuff came out and hit her right in the eye!
See Previous thread hee hee hee - (Must be bored at work today )
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2nd Clarinet
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Re: RNVB Caption Piccy[quote="Hornblower"]How about a twist to this sorry tale?
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OK Stu, you asked for it.
Hey, hey, let's twist again,
like we did last summer
Hey, hey, let's twist again,
like we did last year.
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Pompey Rich
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We had four bottles. Where are the other two concealed?
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Chrissie B
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Which one of them's called Beatrix then?
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