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2nd Clarinet

RNVB Caption Piccy

Well, I posted it on the 'other' site, so just to make sure you don't feel left out, I have reproduced it here..........

Captions please.........


Zedhorn and Gromit in the pool.....



(with a picture like this, there's no other names that could have been placed in the (sic) frame!!!!)

Zed to Gromit. "See, I told you I could open the other one without a bottle opener!"

Gromit "Yes, I see, but it's now sunk to the bottom of the pool!"

Zed "That's what happens if you don't do your Pelvic floor muscle exercises".


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bassdrumal

"Damn, she has more than me, i wonder if she will notice if i have a quick swig out of her bottle"
Bobw

"When I sent you to the bar for two lager tops what I meant was ..... And by the way, where did you put my Pork Scratchings?"
Quasijock

What a lovely pair of Bevvies.
ZedHorn

maybe bandy will let us play these on the march next year in Koln...
bassdrumal

Now Im sure this is good practice for something.........Just cant remember what, but im sure my mum wont approve
Hornblower

Z "I can't seem to get a note out of mine, perhaps I'll get bandy to try."

G "He's already had a go at mine and for some reason he couldn't get a note either - he was trying for ages too, different angles - everything. "
2nd Clarinet

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Gurgle,gurgle,ffrrrap...pop...pop...pop!

Zed. "Sorry Gill, I think that was the Vindaloo from last night."

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Hornblower

Re: RNVB Caption Piccy

How about a twist to this sorry tale?






i.e. What happened next?
bassdrumal

After giggling it about for a while, some stuff came out and hit her right in the eye!

See Previous thread hee hee hee - (Must be bored at work today )
2nd Clarinet

Re: RNVB Caption Piccy

[quote="Hornblower"]How about a twist to this sorry tale?






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OK Stu, you asked for it.


Hey, hey, let's twist again,
like we did last summer
Hey, hey, let's twist again,
like we did last year.

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Pompey Rich

We had four bottles. Where are the other two concealed?
Chrissie B

Which one of them's called Beatrix then?


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