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townsergeant

Shop in Fareham!

Now we know where he works!



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Hornblower

It's just a front Billy.

He doesn't work. How do you think he has enough time to post so prolifically here?

No - That's where he goes to purchase his bedding (once a month whether needed or not) and scran.

They also do a nice line in Aardwheels for exercise purposes.
Apricot

He's far too clever to let us find him that easily!
Hornblower

Another front Apricot!

He's not that clever- if he was that clever why didn't he pick a decent looking mammal, maybe a dolphin (everyone loves dolphins).

(Yes, I know computers won't work under water - so maybe something cuddly like a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)

But a hairy smelly aardvark?

That's not clever...
RAB

Hornblower wrote:
But a hairy smelly aardvark?
That's not clever...


Couldn't agree more Stuey.. ..There's something about being an aardvark that's not quite "politically correct"...

He obviously plumped for the one which is "alphabetically correct"..
Aaron Aardvark

Hornblower wrote:
But a hairy smelly aardvark?

That's not clever...



'scuse me.......im not hairy. Deli keeps my aardarse polished and hair free......................and he dhobies me up and sprays me with pleasant smelly stuff. ( I smell like a woofter but then so does he)
FFoglamp

Do they make special foo foo for aardvarks [and woofters]?
sticky blue

FFoglamp wrote:
Do they make special foo foo for aardvarks [and woofters]?


Yeah - it's called 'Woofters Foo Foo for Aardvarks'
admin

Or Aardvarks Foo Foo for Woofters!
sticky blue

Hornblower wrote:
Another front Apricot!

He's not that clever- if he was that clever why didn't he pick a decent looking mammal, maybe a dolphin (everyone loves dolphins).

(Yes, I know computers won't work under water - so maybe something cuddly like a
Quote:
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
)

But a hairy smelly aardvark?

That's not clever...



Hey Stuey - like this little lot - my baby with her babies
bootybandy

Hey Tommo. One of your baby's babies looks as if was got at by a stranger. If you know what I mean.
sticky blue

Unusual I will admit but not unheard of for all the colours to show - depends on the dominant gene
Hornblower

Ahhhhhhh!!!

Bloody hell Tommo you know how to tug at the ol' heartstrings don't ya?

I had a tri-colour until a short time ago (Gizmo) and he lost the use of his kidneys. Had to have a leg removed before he was put down.

sticky blue

Sorry to hear that Stu - I know how you feel
Hornblower

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!

:smt036

Ahhh the good ol' days - I don't half miss 'em..

(Laughter tails off into a self-satisfied ahhmmmm with occasional giggle)

Tee hee (like that).

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